My friend had a computer worker. And when he settled with her, he sent her a text message: "Dear user, a virus was detected in the folder "relationship", it needs to be removed urgently. We apologize for the inconvenience"))))

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Yyy: Do not argue

I just broke the rubber that I’ve been wearing on my hand for a year.

YYY :o! I understand you! I was wearing black rubber for two years.

Everyone asks me why I wear it.

Xxx is the same. This was the one I left with my companion in the car.

Xxx: I think idiots think the same))

Yyy: Idiots think the same – this is a fact

Xxx: You know the extent of my loss?! to

Yyy: Naturally, when my broke, I even tried to step it back to life!

Xxx: ahahahaha)))))))))))))))))))

Xxx: Guess what I’m doing now?

A colorful calendar was issued in Perm for veterans on the eve of Victory Day. The frontmen, seeing the gift, were shocked. Of the six photographs printed on the poster, only two depict Soviet soldiers, the rest are soldiers of the Reich. At the center of the collage, dedicated to the 65th anniversary of the Victory in the Great Patriotic War, was a Wehrmacht soldier from the SS agit-plakat. Below is a collection of photo chronicles from German archives, including the submerged Soviet tank of the fascists, reports NTV.

The scandalous calendar was released by the Perm book publishing house with a circulation of more than 1.5 thousand. The most offensive, the participants in the war say, is that he came out for their own money. The city council of veterans ordered to print a festive poster, prepared postcards and text.

As explained in the publishing house, their young designer decided that the customer's photos are not bright enough, and in exchange found on the Internet others - with images
The fascists. I just found out, the management says, and blames the frontmen themselves for everything: they said, it was necessary to check the calendar layout more carefully.

What demand can be with us? We are young, we haven’t seen, we don’t know how the fascist soldiers looked,” said book publishing manager Svetlana Somova. I'm sorry for the UG, but you need to know this.

Has work made a monkey man? She made a sow of crabs!!!!! to

It is said that the person who is afraid of heights after jumping with a parachute is afraid.
Don't panic!and AGA
Don't panic!In the pants

Happiness in life and good luck in your business, dear BOROVEC!! to
May you have success!)
Just read and smile, wish happiness to others, maybe you will like it too =)
Maybe I too...)

ASD: This is something else. Here, my parents and I made a change in the kitchen, and now at the entrance to the kitchen, there is a refrigerator.
Asd: And as usual I decide to feed the cat, I open the freezer, in order to get the fish. And my being, at the sound of a swirling package at once, no matter what he did, flew into the kitchen at an enormous speed...
Asd: And here again, I shoot the pack, I hear these sounds: He jumped from a non-bias height. There was a loud blow to the floor, a gaining speed (nails on the laminate), and here when the speed is already limited and it is already close to the kitchen...
I turned around to look at him... :D He saw the refrigerator too late... And it was noticeable on his cheek. I have never seen such eyes. Here he presses on the brakes, and the laminate... the blow, was the maximum...
Hahahahahahaha! I presented... the refrigerator and your cat are not compatible...
Asd: Yes, it’s not the end... I’m hysterical... he doesn’t know why he’s running back at the same speed... I don’t think he’s already overwhelmed... I’m shouting with a package again... And what do you think?
Hahahahahaha! The urine!
Asd: He goes on again, with exactly the same enthusiasm, and crashes into the same place again :D I couldn’t stand it...
Qwe: Crash Test CATE O_O

Already very serious students on training courses (copypaste from chat):

Nadja: He knows Linux like his 5 fingers and in the screw he’s not bad either!
Nastya: and he also looks crazy (contrary to the opinion of computer makers)!
Natalia: But that’s not the point. I seem to be in love!
by admin: Sophia I see your desktop. Continue to do your job and do not rely on my indulgence.
Natalie: So why then? Do you like N7?
Admin: That is the problem. When I last helped a beautiful woman, she eventually became my wife. Multitasking is prohibited in our country.
So work Sobolewska, work! Evil *

Recently, it seems more and more that the best way to clean up is a gasoline can and just one small spark.

A tense in-net conference on the topic of "safety of air flights on airplanes", various arguments are given, the methods of security measures are sounded, the projects of catapults are discussed... but here a troll enters the chat, and the gathering gives a stunning idea:

If the oxygen masks that fall from the ceiling of an airplane in an aircraft crash, provide fun gas, the whole tragedy of the terrible situation will radically change.

You live in Novosibirsk if:
The street in your city crosses itself.
Kirov Street is in the October district, Kirov Garden - in Leninsky, Kirov Museum - in Railroad, Kirov District - in Zaeltsovsky, Kirov Square, as it is believed, in Kirovsky. In your city there is a street of Lyshchynsky, on which there is no building.
In your city there are the squares of Pimenov, Lunintsev, Kondratyuk, engineer Nikitin, Lyshchynsky, Rajsovet, Trubnikov and Energetics, but you have never heard of them... although you pass through them every day.
You have never heard of the street "Block-post", but it exists in your city!
In the Tupics there are such personalities as Ciolkovsky, Vojkov, Grekov, Державин and Krasin.
You work from nine in the morning, but you know that if you leave for an hour before the start of the working day, you will be late for one and a half hours, and if you leave for one and a half hours, you will arrive an hour earlier.
You often call your city simply Ansky.
You know that the best team in the world KVN was in the NHU.
If you call the bordures – rebricks. In this case, you can also be a Peter.
Your city is compactly located between Lower Yeltsovka, Upper Yeltsovka, just Yeltsovka and Zaeltsovka.
One in ten cars in the city is not Japanese.

A couple of labels. We discuss options for proper accommodation of guests at the tables during receptions.
Prepaid gives the situation:
Imagine Mr. Obama and his wife are coming to meet Medvedev. Who will sit at the head of the table?
The Single Group:
and Putin!! to
The whole group was lying with the predecessor) but you won’t argue :)

That’s why supplements identical to natural can be used, and money identical to natural can’t be used?

XXX: What are you busy with?
yyy: preparation for sleeping mode

From the old French encyclopedia: Tsar Ivan the Terrible, nicknamed for his cruelty Vasilyevich...

I watched Titanic with a girl yesterday.
YYY: And how did it end?
xxx sex
YYY: How is it? Are they all dead there?
I don’t know how they are there, but I have sex!

If so, I suggest the collective mind to do, as they say, something good, so that everyone is bad. Specifically, I spammed the glass in a dirty smile. In particular, to deprive them of their jobs. Demand generates supply, so the first point will be a wish to ALL men/boys/boys, etc. Increase the member by 10 cm.
We can! We are power!
and once! and two! Three! We look forward to " funny" and mindfully pull out the letters!

Leha (11:25): Listen, I’m eating in the bus, everyone looks at me like that. After yesterday’s face was swollen.
Serena(11:25): ah probably)))
Leha (11:26): Yesterday I fell asleep early. Tell me that it was next, or did the dimon call me last night, saying that they’ve knelt over somebody?? to
Serega(11:27): Yes, just the dimon yesterday next to the sleeping you decided under the machine slicked to a dispute, well, and unfortunately his machine on your head took off)))
Serega (11:27): and then he decided to complete the picture and shaved the penis on your head.
Serena(11:47): Would you like to?? to
Serega(11:47):Leeehah

OOO "OOO"
Did Cap go into business?

A woman anesthesiologist wakes a patient after anesthesia. A blue hat and circles under the eyes.