When Leonid Yakubovich got on his foot, he did not shrink and called the whole word.

Kamchatka on April 25. I see from the window, as a man pulled out of the garage snowmobile and cross bike, thinking.
/f

We are responsible for those who are connected.

c) the provider

Where did you get those numbers from? Dried from the finger? Take it from another place!

Cleaning in the house:
(D) Was it crazy to squeeze my icons from the Holy Matrona into a barrel box?
A) And what is it? They bother me on the bookshelf. I put everything in a row. How many have you already? 5 is? 6 is?
Do not dare to touch them! I am a religious man! You have to respect my feelings!
The Two Main Commandments of Christ.
d) How do I know? I never knew and will not learn. Not that matter!
(M) Okay, my religious, I will not touch =)

We sit in a restaurant, quiet veranda. Everything is broken, but not in the shell.

One of them has a phone. He whispers to everyone "T-s-s-s"... wife!"
He takes the tube. and further:

He said, “Yes, dear, I don’t drink, I don’t drink, as you might think.
...
I’m driving, I’m already in the electric car.
...
If you can’t hear it, listen carefully.

Then he slightly presses the pipe with his hand and polymnotes monotonously bormochets "tidyšč-tidyščščščščščščšč, tidyšč-tidyščščščščšč..."

The communication is interrupted, and he turns to us -"Well, how did she guess that we were booing, right?"

Girl (D): sweet, help me
I: What is that?
D: I need to understand what I need, and I don’t understand... :(
I: How should I understand?
A: You love me too :)

Any boat can be submarine if desired.

During the tour in Moscow, in Bolshoi, Herbert von Karajan, wishing to give the sound of the tube as much distance as possible, planted the first trumpet on the gallery. However, at the right moment, instead of a ringing signal, there was a completely inappropriate disturbing sound. The conductor was not confused and gave a sign to the second trumpet in the orchestra, which played the required signal.
There was a scandal:
What you did! You almost broke my whole uvertury!
"Sorry," the trumpet broke, "but as soon as I raised the pipe to my lips, an elderly ticketer ran in and started to tear it out of my hands with the words: "How you are not ashamed, shit, because the great Karajan conducts!"

I used to think that teaching lessons was the worst occupation in the world.
Not a figured! The most terrible activity is to teach lessons with your child.

I’m not a blonde, but sometimes when I wear shoes on a high rod, I feel like my IQ drops.

Finist: Friends, I have seen the white!
And I was even confused not that at this time of year she should be red and not gray, but that she was in the bathroom.

I watched my mother’s news. The dictator treplets about Tymoshenko, the type, diagnosed - intervertebral hernia.
I: The weight, probably, was weighing.
Mother : Aha Balloon with gas.

Martyška to old age bad eyes became and did not read the user of the manual.

yyy: in principle, a new fashion youth movement is drawn: "give puzzles for cleanliness"
xxx :D

Great how to join? I have long dreamed of such a move!

Vacancies in the city on April 18th:
Assistant worker – z.p. 15 000
Programming by Z.P. 5 000
In what country we live...

I just realized that my friend is a fool.
When asked why he made an offer to the girl he wanted to quit, he replied, “I thought she’t.”

LAW: I just remembered...
Lav: I knew one guy... Anatoly... So he had a friend who asked Tolick to come to a girl and ask her to meet him.
Lav: And he did it because he feared, and Toll was already known for his immorality.
Lav: So Tola listened for half a day, as well as what to say. I seem to understand everything.
She went away and disappeared for a week.
Lav: and then it turned out that what he said, that lady perceived as an attempt to glue and replied with mutuality, and Tola was afraid to get the puzzles and did not appear.

of Russia. of April. Zero degrees of Celsius. All the statuses are filled with screams: "A spring remembers it is spring?". of Russia. of April. + by 20. All the statuses are covered with screams: “On the street, hot, hot at home, hot batteries!” of Russia. A country of always dissatisfied people.

xxx: How do you manage to write with so much dirty mat, but at the same time with signs of interruption, and, at the same time, to make sentences read easily?
YYY: In fact, it’s all a youth injury. When I was a child, I was caught by high school botanists, and instead of making me gay, they taught me spelling. The Pirates! I will never forgive them!