In Star Wars Episode 7, the Emperor will be resurrected.
Oh my God, Naomi?
He will appear and tell a terrible story.
Luke, I am your grandfather!

Tymoshenko behaves like a monkey who thinks she has a grenade.

My friend recently quit smoking. We talk to him about it.
I: Which inscription on a pack of cigarettes seemed to you the most terrifying?
It is 58 rubles.

The city of intellectuals! Now we are back with a guy from the store, the time of evening, eleven o’clock. Going through the courtyard, it is dark. Here, from the corner, a nine goes out, stops in front of us, a guy comes out and says:
Sorry please! You don’t know, alcohol up to 10 or up to 11 is sold?
For him, up to 10.
The man, obviously disgusting, cries: "Bard!"
He leaned to the guys in the car: "Beard!" Those in response:"Borodaya!" Even we in response left, saying yes, no luck, you didn’t have time.
Sitting in the car and leaving!
Not a single blunt word! The cultural capital, Yapt!

I was deeply pregnant, 8 or 8.5 months. The belly has already become a stomach, large and round, well in the sense... very noticeable. One day I was going to visit a friend. I call her to tell her that I am going out, and she asks me on the way to go to the pharmacy and buy... a pregnancy test.
I go to the pharmacy, approach the window and say to my aunt in a white coat:
Hi to you! Please do a pregnancy test.
My aunt looks at me carefully. First in my eyes, then very attentively on my not small stomach, then again in my eyes and with a gentle, kind, stealthy voice asks:
What do you doubt?
I, entering into the essence of what is happening, say with a stone face:
and yes!

Another fighter on NTV. Brutal uncles and aunts with machine guns and rifles on a boat chase the boat in which other bad uncles sit. Unable to catch up, continuous shooting, in the end "non-standard" heroic effort of a aunt-sniper manages to get into the bad uncle and at the same time in the engine of the boat. The boat stops. All are happy, the heroes earned medals and stars, the bandits are caught.
One I sit down and think: what ice it would have been for an hour to chase this very boat and arrange this whole show, if the brutal uncles and aunts just had to ask for an automatic row on the side of this very boat, because the boards are inflatable! And after all, in the course of the shooting, they repeatedly had to get into this boat, since everyone, except the most harsh aunt, is hopelessly dirty.)

Here all argue about the "we have good pensions", "we have small pensions, we appear to live in different countries".This is the fact that in different regions and cities everything is different.Someone is lucky with the governors-mayors, who regulate the internal policy of the region in favor of the people who live there. There are those who spit on the people. I live in a city with less than 100,000 inhabitants. Here the roads are licked, as mushrooms grow houses and shopping centers, schools and kindergartens. Pensions and wages are decent, both teachers and doctors.In the area, agriculture is developed and all the products of the first necessity are our own. And even greenhouses are great for growing vegetables all year round. Because there is a good leader here who knows that they live here. And people are grateful. Some regions are not so lucky. So, it makes sense to argue, bad in Russia or good? Russia is big, it is a Federation with different internal regional laws, and everything is different everywhere. Much depends on people.

The daughter wakes up, shows from under the blanket, fills her sore throat:
Dad, give me a cat.
Dad goes to the kitchen, takes the cat and tries to explain to him:
Don’t be upset, but it’s time to work.

by chay-fey

xxx: decided to look at the tariffs for mobile and did not notice that I accidentally went to the Belarusian website mts. I was a little worse!

I play in Skyrim. The wife returns from the store and unhappy begins to tell:
"Imagine you bought the water you asked for, so it is 20 rubles more expensive in the seventh continent than in the fifth."
I am silent. Instead of me suddenly answers NPS from the screen:
It’s time to stop these blood-drinkers!

(Commentary to the video on YouTube)
X: And even here, as soon as a stressful situation, instantly stop speaking. The government does not speak to the cameras. The oligarchs do not speak. Members do not speak in language. And even on the Maidan, on the Maidan, they don’t speak the language. Does anybody in Chatham speak that language?
Y: Just for TV.

Watch the story on TV in the morning. The fifth channel, Peter. Two alcoholic grandfathers, writing prose and poetry, arranged a drunken fight on literary soil and cut each other. to death. It seems to be a poet’s prose. Well, the journalists who filmed the story are philologists! They all gathered - and "not the bread alone" over the bitten bulka, and a portrait of Yesenin, and a textbook of literature for the 10th grade... Even to the editor of the newspaper, where the murdered poet was published, they arrived...
These guys are harsh – the writers!
My husband (the technician), having underwear, looks at me (I am a philologist), cries and agrees for the first time in 15 years of marriage:
All and all!! To lie, not to lie!

Arkhangelsk was founded in 1584 by the same Emperor, also on the sea and is also the first port.

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exactly. Russia was baptized by the same emperor, Moscow was founded and the Crusaders were defeated. And already after all these heroic accomplishments, in 1721, he became an emperor.

In general, the case was at the time when the Tatar Mongols attacked the Soviet Union.

Europe has crushed its throat.
Crimea has fallen –
Russia was like that.

11 years ago, my old friend
Intelligent opera by listening to the resident
What kinds of smart phones and
What is their development, he thought, said:
How many idiots will make life easier
The Czechs.”

Here is Ukrainian.
You are naked!!! to

to this:
"XXXX: Do I see a smiley in the inscription "XXXX: " similar to Marge of the Simpsons?"
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Who are you, this unfortunate man? That’s why you did it? How is it possible? I have a few Simpsons in front of my eyes.

I think I broke the teacher today.
WOW :?? to
XHH: They studied various tests in psychology, and tested on themselves for example. And there was, among other things, the task of illustrating the picture - a wave in a square. Well, give up, the predecessor checks, comments. And then he hangs, intentionally, looks at the sheet, thinks, looks again, eventually asks the drawer to explain what it is, and then said that this is not suitable for any classification.
Guess whose letter it was?
Wow, I guess, so what did you picture there?
Well, I look at a wave of some sort, and I did the first thing that came to mind - the oscillograph.

Information agency Regnum

This autumn in Latvia will be presented a new musical "Zukurs. Herbert Zuckerberg. In the description of the production it is said that it is a story about the legendary flight, adventures and tragic fate of the Liepaja aviator. This year marks 80 years since Tsukurs triumphantly returned from the legendary flight to Gambia.
As the author of the idea, Juris Miller, said, the main line of the plot in the musical will be the tragic events of the history of Latvia through the prism of the life of one patriot.

In 1941, following the capture of Riga by the German troops, the legendary pilot voluntarily joined the punitive team of Arissa. This unit was involved in the mass murder of Latvian Jews in the Riga ghetto and in Rumbul, a forest located near Riga. More than 25,000 were shot. The Jews. Herbert Zucurus is considered a complicit of these crimes. Some witnesses recalled that Tsukurs was shooting directly from the window of his car. According to the memories of other witnesses, in November 1941, Tsukurs personally killed the elderly and the sick who were behind the column. After the war, Tsukurs fled to Germany and then to Brazil. In 1965, he was liquidated in Uruguay by agents of Mossad.

and AAA:
Make a charge for your eyes! and so!
Do it once: o_o...
Do two: O_o...
Do three: O_O...
In the initial state of o...
Now a smile.

The BBB:
I tried X.

and ccc:
to sleep...! – – – –

and DDD:
ZZZZZ ZZZZZ

Eeee :
What should I do –?

The FFF:
You will see, we will raise you up forever U_U

Eeee :
Just don’t pull too much ∩_∩

The FFF:
I am gentle (0)

Eeee :
▀_▀ Oh, that will be okay! But the neighbor has a very difficult case ≡_≡