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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №28978
 20.04.2010
Growth medium, body shaped, hair rare, eyes gray, watery, general impression - nest

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №28977
 20.04.2010
xxh: I bought the stitch rollon "On the home bouillon"(!). Product composition: flour, palm oil, salt, sodium glutamate, guara camel, sodium dioxide, potassium carbonate, turmeric, folic acid, tartrazine, inosinate, sodium guanilate, chicken flavoring.
Ahahahahahahahahahahah I remember my grandmother cooked it for me. HDD

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №28976
 20.04.2010
Healthy, are you doing it?
Batteries are crushed
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ууу:Yes, fucking in the kitchen of the cat, on which the inscription "Christ has risen" (from the grandmother, who lived before)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
uyy: I wake up at night, I hear the whistling of water and whistling... I think the writer of the pipe broke... I run to the kitchen, there is no light (the house is shaken, the light and the elevator are constantly cut off)... I touched the candle and I sat with it behind the batteries I watch ( the sound from it went). Everything is fine, as if there was a noise...Let’s sleep.
In the morning, the wife, does not talk... the wound did not argue... tried, it turned out she heard a noise in the night, went out to the kitchen, and there I am naked, on my knees, in my hands with a candle at the battery with the inscription "Christ Rises" ))))))) grit in the tigar back, squeezingly became thought I became a fanatic or lunar))))))))....and I came...embraced...heart crazy to crumble (more, I was almost embarrassed thinking that the battery was crazy))))))
I am a fan of the battery)))))))


[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №28975
 20.04.2010
Q: Do you have a perforator?
YYY: No, but there are hundred-watt columns, did I understand you correctly?

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №28974
 20.04.2010
XXX: What are you doing? Do you crawl?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I do the last quest on the proff, available from the fifth leaf. As a reward I will receive "proof of professional literacy", 8400 aden/mes and dohuya exp.

XXX is oh! Is it for the quarter?? 7

Diploma is fucking!! Make a diploma, fucking, or they will be exhausted!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №28973
 20.04.2010
2014 – New political system – Borocracy. Is it how? The laws are adopted on the principle of ridiculous / not ridiculous?

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №28972
 20.04.2010
today xxx
13:30 Don’t grow fat and your breasts won’t grow!! to

YYY today
13:30 and not

13:30 I like my eyes.

xxx today
13:31 Horses are mushrooms *ROFL*

13:31 Those who grow on the banks!! to

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28971
 20.04.2010
Advertisement in the Guitar Forum:
I caught a cat a month ago, quite young, judging by appearance and behavior, obviously domestic, probably someone threw out. A month and a half before that, she wandered at the entrance, if the former owners needed it, they would have found her long ago. So, since nobody is looking for it, and nobody needs it, I have the courage to put it in good hands.
At the age of some year, sterilized, vaccinated, the cockpit knows, in terms of the pot - only the filler, the mesh pots do not recognize, but I am working on this question=) The flea is such, a lot of murmuring, blushing. Attention to musicians: on a cat you can build fa diets. Fig knows what it is that strikes her so, she begins to mock on the fa diez. Sometimes I sing when I play.
In short, take it if you need it.)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №28970
 20.04.2010
Alaus: A friend was flying home from Europe, and made their plane stop in Amsterdam. At that time a volcano awoke.

Her happiness had no limits.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №28969
 20.04.2010
My sister asked for help to do the task in Russian, 6th grade, the task is this:
"Oh, this is deep!" - he laughed and looked at Olga" Make a similar statement.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t do that at the table.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №28968
 20.04.2010
At my brother’s wedding:

We were sitting with our wife and a 3-year-old daughter near the bridegroom with the bride. Everyone, from time to time, shouted “Bitter, bitter, bitter!” and “Well, my daughter also picked up those screams.” Here the wife asks the daughter: "Do you want to go to the toilet?" At this moment the screams "bitter-bitter" cease and the child’s scream is spread throughout the hall: "KAKAAT-KAKAAT-KAKAAT!!!"

At this point, the bride almost bitten the bridegroom's lower lip.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №28967
 20.04.2010
xxx: when before abhorrence polite voices in the support service ask, "Tell me, please, how to deal with you?"", I want to say, "Tell me a passionate tiger, baby..."

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №28966
 20.04.2010
There is an opinion that drivers with blue spikes on the roof, there is a red mounting in the luggage compartment.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №28965
 20.04.2010
How is it on the street?
Nimbler: Norm, only the wind
Catherine: shorter I will freeze in the clothes in the net?
Nimbler will freeze.
I will have to freeze.

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №28964
 20.04.2010
Those who are not afraid of the CIA and think they are not reading you.

So we’re going to record your iPhones...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №28963
 20.04.2010
by Habrabrabr

yyy: Seven babysitters have a child without eyes
Seven babysitters have 14 titles.
A child without an eye is a cyclope;
YYY: It is not true. Cyclops are a child with an eye.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №28962
 20.04.2010
The husband:
I dreamed I had a couple of wives.
The Wife:
But am I the chief?
The husband:
You weren’t there at all...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №28961
 20.04.2010
Q: Was he there? How is he to you?
Q: How to tell you... what can be said about a man who has a cat sleeping in the kitchen, on which the sticker is glued "the cat"...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №28960
 20.04.2010
From the forum:
StarFox: Is a chess champion a poker champion?
xGreenx: If a chess board, then yes, of course :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №28959
 20.04.2010
I went to work and found a plate (I don’t know how it’s called) under my window.
People, help and explain - it hurts me what can it cause?
You may die of jealousy.

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