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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №79925
 08.04.2013
An acquaintance in the ASK says:

Once in a mess with my mechanic talking, he periodically during the repair of my cars (Lada Kalina, for example) takes a hammer and says that I should clutch my ears.
So I asked him if I came to him in Maybach, would he also knock?
I got the answer that if I come to him in Maybach, he will come out to me in white pants and a white shirt, open the cap and say:
" and wow! by Maybach! Go to the official dealer!!!..."

The curtain)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79924
 08.04.2013
And don’t forget to buy chips, I haven’t eaten them for a long time.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79923
 08.04.2013
How are you and Woody?
YYY: No...
The next one is Dima, take into account.
Why the smoke? I have no such acquaintances.
We have this in the country: first Vova, then Dima. = = )


[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79922
 08.04.2013
The summer has arrived, and with it the forest, shells, helicopters and railroads.
I am sad: a sleeper! Real men swim in a clean field at sunset.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79921
 08.04.2013
[0:25:22] Well here it is. I touched. I sit reading on the bab forum psychological training on the topic "how to learn to say no, while not offending people". The pipet.
[0:31:38] Interesting articles by the way.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79920
 08.04.2013
Chapla: Talked to a girl on the forum. From it came some long story with a huge amount of emotions and smiles "))))" "((((". Can I try a LISP interpreter and see what happens?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79919
 08.04.2013
A: Let’s talk
E: Okay
Good night and peaceful dreams. The square root is 144-12. And two at 10 degrees -2048. Not too drunk:
e: Blind, checked on the calculator, two in grade ten - 1024
A: Yes I am drunk. pleasant dreams

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79918
 08.04.2013
Wesley Snipes is out of prison. Astrologers have announced a week of stupid jokes about the "Summer".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79917
 08.04.2013
My biological clock marked the arrival of spring – I dismantled and cleaned the computer

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79916
 08.04.2013
S O N Y: Smart glasses, smart watches, smart phone, smart TV...
Everyone is so smart =)
dmitry_q: Apart from people, unfortunately

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №79915
 08.04.2013
In the social network “Twitter” bloggers have arranged a flash-mob, within which they parody officials of the Tula region, who about each of their actions write to the governor Vladimir Gruzdev. To the head of the region, they send messages about the most ordinary things. So the blogger Timofeich told the governor: "There are 3 units involved in the preparation of breakfast. Kitchen equipment and one. “The controlling organization is still asleep.” Green Sadness sent a message to Vladimir Gruzdev: "At the business breakfast we discussed the preliminary results of the execution of the family budget for the quarter. A number of orders.” Yulia Rumyantseva told the governor: "The average number of clean forks in the bowl has decreased to 1 piece. Alexey sent the following message: “Feed the cat! 0.001 tons of food was consumed. I didn’t have time to take a picture, I ate it all right away.” Blogger Alexander Murzinov also joined: “At 10:15 a.m., the machine was cleaned using a special means of “blue brush”.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №79914
 08.04.2013
And a tough man can be noticed with a sparkle for nails in his hands. For a long time for herself noticed how good she splashes super glue from her fingers. : )

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №79913
 08.04.2013
A friend recently led the electricity through the cat)so the wool steeply rises!
White Angora cat
It looks magical
The cat is happy.
This is definitely something new in his life.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79912
 08.04.2013
XHH: How is it?
WOW is OK.

ууу: but sometimes it seems to me a little bit more and I can’t stand it "normal".))))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №79911
 08.04.2013
I think we should discuss the wedding.
O O O O O
I am 😉 😉? to
Sorry, the window is wrong.)
I am so happy!!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79910
 08.04.2013
xxx: I have a friend here who complained, she feels damaged. She has no housing abroad.

I think 99.9% of Russians are in solidarity with her :-D

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №79909
 08.04.2013
Plunging into a strange soul, watch the wind.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79908
 08.04.2013
A beginner composer appealed to Berlioz to give an assessment of his works. Berlioz, looking at them, told the young man:
Unfortunately, I have to say that you do not have minimal musical abilities. I don’t want to mislead you so that you can choose another profession before it’s too late.
When a sad young man, leaving the famous composer's apartment, had already gone out, Berlioz suddenly looked out the window and shouted:
The young man! Do not pay attention to what I said. For the sake of justice, I must confess to you that when I was your age, my teacher told me exactly the same thing.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №79907
 08.04.2013
My mom was on a surprising bus today - there was absolute, complete silence. People went in, quietly looked around, quietly walked, and quietly went out. No radio was played, no stops were announced, not even the phones were ringing. Do you know why?
The conductor slept sweetly on the back seat, nobody wanted to wake her.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №79906
 08.04.2013
Topic about the patent "displays" from apple, a bunch of comments, holiwares and:
Q: You are crazy! Whatever they rest, s*k
A: So short and clear! The man seemed to say a little, but how emphatically he described his point of view!

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