“Anthony, you’re in honour of Georgievich, right?
“No, Gennadyevich, like the Crocodile of Gen.
And Anton Krokodilevich?

Attention, the question: the "sovok" has collapsed, pots of mayonnaise for planting few people keep, in the footsteps of every bunch of shops where you can buy these containers. What is the sacred meaning of saving these pieces of plastic? Is it better to shift the savings to other areas?

Or the point is not in saving, but in not polluting nature in vain with pieces of plastic? Did this thought come to your mind?

The Unfortunate :
Girls, tell me what to do, I have a problem. The fact is that men don’t give me...

Believe me, friends, men are seduced by beautiful underwear. And the strapon will wear later, in the process.

Hey, the guy whose whole family was born on March 8! A son was born? The eighth too? =) is

Xxx: I am now going home, I bought lemonade in the bank. I drank in a hurry. I think you need to throw out the container, and you know, I am a cultural, I can't throw rubbish under my feet, I even carry the straw to the urn. And here, luckily, there is some hark with a urna nearby. I approach, throw out the bowl and here from the window of the grandmother almost completely enters with screams that is not for me, that I can eat my garbage and everything in such a way. But I am also polite. I take a bowl of garbage and... throw it away. No, am I wrong? No more rubbish, but no more. While she was silently green, I managed to remove it, but then, apparently when what happened to her, I learned so much about my erotic details, and a few new words at the same time.

I borrow 16745 "Mishes two, and Mashes five"
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You noticed the phenomenon correctly, but only interpreted the message, not understanding the main thing. A girl from a young age is obliged to be an excellence, she is obliged to be careful in everything, any defect will be much harder to be ashamed, and boys are initially given a moratorium on laziness and hooliganism. "He’s going to cheat you? Share sweets with him. It irritates? Help him with homework – a woman should learn responsibility and care. A woman in the teams of superheroes (usually any Natasha Romanoff with breasts and a disgusting accent, the plot is not needed, but there are still exceptions)? For the opportunity to simply be among the protagonists, a woman is obliged to show three times more competence - her smallest mistake under a ten-time critical target, always ready to see what this fool does there, would be done without her. A man is prescribed the right to crack with the knowledge that everyone will understand, forgive, and give the opportunity to somehow correct. If you do not notice, compare with the Japanese oinyame for girls - specifically for girls - where, on the contrary, the man-object will have to under any circumstances stand beautiful in a white thrash, and the anti-ideal heroine, emphasized simple girl, will thumb, scream, eat cakes, periodically condemning the lover to the role of a babysitter.

A word about gifts. My sun spirits gave me 96%. It is 5 liters!! I am happy and excited! The perfume understands.

The popular soc. The network of blue color means Sanya "one-family of the main character "Two Captains". Write to.

Of course I understand it all, but there are 409 people. Could you be a little more specific? and ;)

Let’s see who is the biggest loser.
I am immediately out of competition. The first day of the session, 2 weeks without injection is normal. And the first day I accidentally dropped the tablet to the factory settings. The kernel is called. Now he is empty of words. No books, no movies, not even elementary Evernote to record anything.
What will I do for two weeks?

Wow, yeah, you’re out of competition, because I’ll win all the way.
of work. Vinyl for kindergarten. I resort to. The kids are dressed with hair. I shoot them... each separately a few times... then together the group... and here I want to see what came out... and "The memory card is missing".
XH: O_O
Oh God, Sam, they are still children!

If there is nothing to eat at home, but you want to eat right now... And for food you have to go to the store first... Then a couple of hours to cook on an empty stomach, earning an ulcer... And next to the house hamburgers are sold: fast to eat and with a song - for cooking!
I hope you understand, sweet girls.
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Oh we understood. You are another fool who treats women as a special invention to satisfy your sexual desire. In principle, it could not be said that the existence of people like you is not the discovery of America.

Try this:

Neighbors are tired of smoking in front of the apartment.I have no smoking in my apartment, a little child.And that smoke goes to our house, to my children, they start, so they say. Called the police, the reaction of the neighbors zero, and the area slang pretended to be.)
Well, after the holidays, I will get the neighbors to be fined.
...and I want them to be killed... buried... and a bull instead of a monument.

Start smoking - go out to the entrance and spray with an air refresher, which is roaring, tree trees there, pits any. Smoking in this smell will be so disgusting that they themselves will then stop (as a smoker declares). On all questions - and we start to sneeze, we refresh once you swim. You can also file a complaint to the district officer - said, does not perform official duties.

with a brother, looking at a cat fed by dogs and therefore behaving strangely
Something all the cats have fucking. I want a normal cat, even to see how cats behave.
No, I’m going to get crooked soon. They may behave like cats.
That means the crows will also be fucking.
Well, crocs - they are like that in life at all.
1 is excellent. I brought us cats, you brought us cats, then we will marry some cats, we will give birth to children of the same kind.
I think we have great plans for life.

The Real Estate Consultant:
If during the conclusion of the transaction significant circumstances have been hidden from the buyer (and the restriction in the rights to this applies), the transaction may be recognized as null without the consent of the seller. Give it to court.
You are not Don Carleone.

Not the wasted, but the wasted.

My story begins like many others.
I go on the route. Next to them are a grandmother, still not quite old and quite even cheerful, and a granddaughter aged 13-14. I hear their conversation from the end of my ear. Rather, like a conversation... A grandmother for 20 minutes tries to talk to a closed granddaughter:
Do you wear a hat or is it cold?
I wear it.
Did your parents repair the washing machine?
They fixed.
The girl clearly thinks that the grandmother is already as old as the world, lagging behind life and talking to her about nothing, and it makes no particular sense. Who didn’t think like that at the age of 14?
But the old lady does not give up and tries to touch a topic closer to the girl:
“Natasha, is your girlfriend studying?
He is studying.
Is she older than you?
and younger.
A pause again.
And then the grandmother, with the voice of an experienced spy, with a perfectly smooth and impatient voice, gives the sacramental phrase:
Do you do a selfie?
The granddaughter obviously did not expect such knowledge from the grandmother, because even the word "selfie" in the mouth of an elderly person sounds surprisingly... And when it is pronounced so usual... - you what, the word new learned?
And what to teach him, it is repeated from all sides. Dura is another.
Do you want me to do it with you? - offers a granddaughter, still not believing that ba was so advanced.
“Let’s go,” said the old lady with the same daily voice, not expressing her joy of finding the key to her youngest granddaughter.
“I’ll post it on Instagram and sign, ‘We’re going to Mega with my grandmother!"- Paints in his imagination a fun girl and then begins to tell his grandmother and about his girlfriends and about the school and about all his simple girl thoughts... She broke her granddaughter, she got her own. It seems to me that the younger generation underestimates the elderly: they prove to be far better psychologists than one might think.

“I’m proud to be an Asian,” said the Asian.
“I’m proud to be black,” said the African.
“I’m proud to be white,” said the racist.

I love two at once. Is it perversion?
How are they called?
Sleep and eat.

xxx: the fate always hinted to me, say, less pathos in experiences
I have tried to cut veins once in my life.
You won't believe it, but Akela has failed.
XXX: while it was mating and twisting the bowl, it was suicide.

Message from the office:

"Dear members of staff! Today, in connection with the opening of the new corps, the minister will visit us. We ask everyone to clean up their workplaces. Also, for safety reasons, please lock your personal items in the closets!".

There is also an answer to this: "Can it be searched at the exit then?".

Why in Russia do not build a light metro, discussion.
Alexx_K: The earth will melt. Such a hypothesis...
BSS: What is it?
The tears of joy of passengers