XXX: And prescribed a pressant to stifle the nerve
xxx: I drank it and on the 2nd day I got hysterical :)
YYY: This is how
I went to the toilet in the morning.
XXX: I had a panic attack.
XXX: I feel that everything is very scary.
XXX: Then the head turned.
XXX: Then it was funny.
Yyy: a cool thing
XX: I’m not saying that the potency is gone.
I drank for two days.
I stopped drinking, after a few days it all went away.
Is it sold by recipe?

<egundan> When my dog was lost, it existed for some time in the form of a distribution of probability density across our area.
<egundan> Then it was found, and became virtually a Dirac function.

Dialogue with my mother in the kitchen.
To wash the dishes?
Wash if you want.
I: What if I don’t want?
Wash it anyway.

When he lived in the shelter at 5th grade, a beemoto-like creature weighing under 200 kg entered our room. I ate for six, and constantly.On one day, I wake up to work around six in the morning. I see in the darkness that this bomb car sits on a chair and is silent. Well I think it might get the strength of the shob to fill the gut again. I took a shower, shaved myself, and went to work. I come back in the evening, the painting is still, the student is sitting and silent. I say "pups, what are you sitting down, what is sad?".Put out "I want to eat". My hair is dumb "also, the car of the car of the sacrifice was transmitted, what do you not eat?". And he's waiting, a friend from work, he has a microwave, or his mom forbids cold eating. She almost killed herself with a spammy.
Dear parents, if your child has enrolled in the institute (PTU,technicum,no matter) and settles in the community, please teach him at least elementary to heat food, prepare eggs, pasta, soup, etc. And it will suffocate with hunger if a friend left home on the weekend:)))

I worked in the office for half a year. And in half a year I communicated with admin through asks and applications. Handheld such a sysadmin, if something falls, then he quickly puts everything. And he and I often talked about the girls and their “right-sightedness” in the technical field. So I had to go to the admin and hand over the documents. So I went in... and swallowed. When I entered the adminsk there was a girl there. Girl of Odin! In the end, I stopped talking about girls and technology, and she still reminds me of the case.

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The 29th daughter was born.
Tanja (08:56:30 5/04/2013)
With you?
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Natasha is mainly
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But I also have

Fuck the weather, you can ride on the rollers, you can break your hands, but there are no travelers!! to

A pack of LM's please.
Which one?
With the cancers.
...??? to
between stroke and infertility.

Smoking was a joke.
Two girls from the neighboring office are communicating, one says, "I stumble when I see mosquitoes, they are big, they have dull eyes and you don't understand what they have in mind."

Lviv operators in the MTS joked somehow. Very often subscribers (A) hooliganize by calling the operator (O). And to clarify the problem of the subscriber you need to ask clarification questions, which the operators used (translated immediately into Russian).
A - Hi, I want to download the naked grandmother from the internet, and I can't do anything. (Hitching into the tube)
A - Hi, let's clarify: you want to download the naked grandmother from the internet and you do not get anything or you downloaded the naked grandmother from the internet and you do not get anything.

They jerked with their "unattainable" tank advertising. Go to Fuck.

How badly these little shops: when you hang a paper with the inscription '' break 15 minutes', write at what time it started, or get the impression that I am the only lamb that comes to the store within a second after the advertisement.

It is not scary when you try to plug the flash drive into the HDMI port. It was scary when I hit...

XXX: I jumped on the phone with all the sounds. There is a wolf. Connect the columns and include them.
XXX: The Boogie
YYY: Who to scare?? to
XXX: The Neighbors
xxx: shrink, shrink
YYY: What is it?
xxxx: throwing, knocking, robbing something all the time
The neighbors above are small.
The feeling that he falls at night.
XXX: run, fucking, and falling
XXX: And he gets rid of it.
XXX: Head to the floor

From the Classics:
status girl ' I get bored at home alone, you want to invite'
Come to us alone, I am in the army. There is not a lot of boring here.

Every self-respecting astrophysicist should wear a dark matter suit.

I work at the MTS call center. With the coming to this work, there is no limit to human stupidity.
Example of:
I don’t have the internet! Your company is stealing me! You have money, but there is no internet.
Have you tried to restart the computer? The SIM card was removed from the modem?
Should the SIM card be inserted in the modem? I thought it was a gift...
This is one of the most innocent conversations.

If Gogol had lived today, he would have written about Milonov’s story “The Brain.”

Disney is closing LucasArts:
DL: Someone is stuck in the universe of Star Wars, and I am not. These swords and piu-piu rays, rejecting laser rays from pistols, a laser sword, well just a kindergarten. Something I did not get into this. There is little doubt that a human is able to react faster than the speed of light, that is, faster than 299,792,458 m/s. Something I doubt is simply that training with the green curtains made a person 300 million times faster. But many people believe it.
Trepak: Something does not hold me to Transformers. These robots and piu-piu missiles, repelling missiles with railroads, transforming robots into equipment. Just a kindergarten. The iron cannot, according to the laws of physics, change in size without changing its volume.

Something does not hold me to Spider-Man. This is climbing the walls and piu-piu web, clinging the web to skyscrapers and flying around the city. Just a kindergarten. A person cannot, according to the laws of genetics, from the bite of a spider to start whipping a web.

Something does not hold me to Harry Potter. These sorcerers and piu-piu spells, punching spells with sticks, all sorts of rabbits, and so on. Just a kindergarten. A man cannot, according to the laws of anatomy, witch.

XXX: and to the new jurorent screwed Facebook support. Pick up, you roll up the perverted anal porn with pregnant Asian women and bonding, and the whole friendlist in Facebook sees it. and frightened.
YYY: Or sympathize