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[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94972
 08.03.2014
News from mail
Russia launched a ballistic missile from the field of Kapustin Yar, which successfully hit a conditional target in Kazakhstan.
Pentagon officials said they had been warned in advance and the launch was not a surprise.
One of the first stones: Has anyone warned the Kazakhs?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94971
 07.03.2014
XXX: What is the problem? This is not Russia - where the richer and more recognizable Steve Jobs lived in about the same modest house without any security, he could be met in a park or cafe.
YYY: They are not used to beat people for being richer or smarter. The Wild.

c) The Habbra

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94970
 07.03.2014
Mobius salad and lobachevsburger, please!
Clay Light 0.5

Fibonacci salad is made by mixing 1:1 of yesterday’s and yesterday’s Fibonacci salad.
Recursive cocktail - 2:3:5 alcohol:water:recursive cocktail

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94969
 07.03.2014
You heard, the Serdykov fell under...
The tram? = D
No to Amnesty! = = (
The TIFU!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94968
 07.03.2014
Of all the places in the suburbs where I lived and visited, the NN area only causes vomiting feelings. But I’m not a rottweiler’s daughter to choose where to live.

O_O

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94967
 07.03.2014
Root of 625?
and 25!
and hm. 25 in the square.
and 225!
is not bad. You are not drunk?
I was drunk, but not drunk.
Root of 625
25 and grills.! to
Yes I remember. 25 in the square.
225. you have confused me.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №94966
 07.03.2014
That is how it happens. They live monsters in the dirty and dark underground, they don’t see their nose, they try to protect their world from external threats, in the form of you, with swords in both hands, rubbing their friends and relatives only because so said a bearded man with a yellow cry over his head...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94965
 07.03.2014
It seems to me that in our 21st century to make spelling mistakes is the same as in the 18th century to confuse right and left: it seems that in many cases it is clear what this illiterate meant, but, firstly, it is clear not immediately, but, secondly, it is necessary to think for a long time what he meant when shouting "right!" and pointing to the left.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94964
 07.03.2014
We recently had a Health Day at our school. I worked at the station called,,Musical''. How I got there, and why I agreed, is another story. Importantly what was there. The purpose of the station was to remember a song. Most of all, they sang about the 'Eloch' and something else childish. They often sang pop, shanson and Mikhailova. Someone remembered rock, disco and even,,Du Hast''. But most surprised and frightened the boy, singing the song from the screenshot,,House-2''...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94963
 07.03.2014
I bought a guitar box.

Tagged: good
YYY: I bought a car.
More precisely, I am going.
I am looking for where to get the money.
YYY: but also cool

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94962
 07.03.2014
My wife works as a teacher in a kindergarten. That is, spend about 12 hours a day with 30 three-year-olds. It is targeted specifically.
I came from work today. Then we went to our combined sauna. After 5 minutes there is a joyful laugh and a joyful scream "ONE!". I thought her loneliness for 5 minutes was so pleasant. And she turns out to be a pregnancy test because of the delay done *)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94961
 07.03.2014
and Austin.
Everything you read is a lie.
Take it for axiom.
Hundreds of computer combat hamsters are now clicking their feet on the “mobilization” of millions, having 0 pushes from the floor and 0 pulls on the fence, but with the experience of daily tank battles.
Take care of your brain.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94960
 07.03.2014
Sunny, my heart belongs only to thee one!! to
Q: Do you rent it out???? to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №94959
 07.03.2014
What should I do to forgive her???? to

Stir and swallow the pellets.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94958
 07.03.2014
I didn’t plant a tree, but I planted potatoes. I did not build a house, but I built a shade, a bath, a few fences, and the roof was overcovered many times.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №94957
 07.03.2014
From FiztehRadio Twitter:

When I leave my house, I always feel like I have forgotten something, such as the Maxwell equation in integral form.



Count the integrals before sleeping. Sheep are for the weak.



A good mathematician draws his root out of the unknown every morning.



Man is made up of water! Infos about 80%



The irrationality of God is that he is not three-one, as everyone thinks, but one.



It would seem, why in subsequentity to distinguish subsequentity, but Weierstrass was no longer to stop...



I’ve always loved experiments in bed. Until the day the reactors spilled out.



Dividing by zero is like sex. It is possible, but it is forbidden for students.



A triangle is not a multiangle, but a little-angle.



The master of the department worked for fame. We put a function into your function so that you can differentiate while you differentiate.



What if the root is not removed from the discriminant?

I am sad in such cases.



This year, the scientific world will mark the 328th anniversary of the birth of physicist Fahrenheit - or, what is the same, the 165th anniversary of Celsius' birth.



In George Om’s school, it is better to study several subjects in parallel to reduce the load.



According to statistics, 75% of students know math well. I think I belong to the remaining 18%.



Beats means electricity.



Give me a point of support, a sweet-acid sauce, a little cola and a cake.



I have a PhD in mathematics, I specialized in cybernetics, but I was able to overcome these obstacles and started making money.



Pressure in one bar in one bar.



The days from the heat in summer are prolonged, and in winter from the cold are shortened.



There is no God. There are laws of physics, violating which you go to hell.



At the Olympics, the team of alchemists won gold.



Disney has purchased the rights to the landscape universe and will release three more books by 2015.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94956
 07.03.2014
xxx: you don't have to build a hierarchy in a rock group of 4 people
XXX: It is easy.
xxx: all piddars, one I - d'Artagnan
YYY: OK
YYY: Then we’ll find out that there’s more porous and aramis.
YYY: and P*daras only I

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94955
 07.03.2014
For every three men driving in alcoholic drunkenness, there is only one woman.
_______
He represented a car with the glasses that were shrouded from the fire, three men inside, each with a steering wheel in their hands. To them with the voice "Boys, move!" sits a girl with some alcoholic amber, she is also given a steering wheel with a cloth "in a flower". Men are upset "and what, only one?" The voice outside the car: -"That said, one on three!"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №94954
 07.03.2014
And tell those good Russian-loving Western Ukrainians, what did the monuments to Kutuzov and the unknown soldier do to you? Why did you put them? Will you be lying after that?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94953
 07.03.2014
xxx> I think tomorrow will be crazy
yyy> do you think?
xxx> ugu, shave your beard and watch the reaction of the girls at work
Yyy> Do you like to put experiments on people?
xxx> yes, I’m here for that

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