There were black knots in the kitchen.
What they did not do with them, but they are becoming more and more! I feel that soon these creatures will chew out the word "bucache" in the documents on the apartment and drive us out of here to hell.

Children and Bananas

and Mom! There, Dad drowned with a banana bone!
Where are the bones in the banana?
I have swallowed!

If you are constantly surrounded by some pederastia, maybe it’s worth stopping going to a gay club?

I love to read news!

While the officials of the municipality report that they have taken out of Yekaterinburg a bunch of snow the size of the skyscraper "High" and the pyramid of Hefren, ordinary citizens every day overcome in the courts of the swarms the size of the swarms."

I read on anecdote.ru "How many girls do not feed, you will still have to pay.". I thought a lot. Why pay it - to the pay, to the food block, or what else?

From the cycle "man found his position": discovered recently that the name of the chief forestry owner of Lomonosovsky forestry - Wild...

At the university we had a professor who said, “Something has to do with something like the Holy Father has to do with penguins!” Hm... it happened!

XXX: I remembered it here. During my school years in the fourth grade, when I had just got a computer, I printed out drawers of joke with blood, brought them to school, and let the boys show them, together. Our strange sense of humour was crossed by the teacher, took the closets and read a lecture that, say, in good games to play, there, say, to walk on the lawn and collect flowers.
xxx: So, I remembered it during the game of Far Cry 3, when I, a rough reambo with a pudge machine gun, was walking on the lawn and gathering flowers. Hm

What are the similarities with gastroenterologists?

Both transfer money to their children and families abroad.

This morning I decided to bring two secretaries to work. The first was behind, the second on the side. I had a bottle of beer between the front seats. It was cold at night, so it froze. So that the bottle does not bother and, thinking about its safety, I do not tear my eyes off the road and take it and put it on the rear seat. As it turned out, I hit the bottle between the legs of the secretary sitting in the back. He asked, “Which temperature to heat up?”

Oh, this cowardly female revenge!
14 February
Are you a Catholic?
23 February
Are you a military?

Just if going to the theaters for a person - a sign of status, image, a certain social role - all the other status elements (dresses / fracks / monkeys and I don't know what else) belong to him. Just like gold chains for the "brothers", forgive me for this comparison.
And if it is to read a book, to run to a concert in the philharmonic or to some interesting exhibition in the underground museum (and these are not such uncombinable things, as it seems to culture snobs) for you there is nothing special - then you will not get out of mind. The inner culture of a person is visible in any case - what in the dress, what in the jeans. Unculture is either dirty, unclean clothes, or frankly tasteless (and a very expensive dress can be tasteless). But even more unculture, by the way, is to cling to a person because of his clothes and discuss his appearance. Cultural people do not really pay attention to such things.

News: 13,698 kilograms of milk in 305 days of lactation is the absolute record of the Altai region, which was provided by the black-colored cow Elza from the educational farm "Pregorodnoye".
Category: The Elsa Ocean

You can sleep in the same bed and be completely strange.
You can live in different cities and be close to each other.
Unfortunately, in both cases, it is not long.

No, well, it’s too much: "the most powerful skin" – I poison me, I poison!

KamAZ plants will be opened for tourists

XXX: What is it? The factory, the products of which are not sold, will be stopped - will drive tourists.

YYY: The Japanese will take such tours. The Industrial Paleontology. and animated!

Years do not take theirs, but they take mine.

On Fighting Feminism and the Benefits of Archiving.
For lovers of court series.
In Toronto, the hearing in the scandalous case of Jian Ghomeshi has ended. For a long time he was a popular radio host, commentator and in general - a playboy. The Major. We are always fashionable and familiar with all kinds of celebrities.

But in 2014, a woman claimed that Jean was fucking her. In a sadistic form. And it happened ten years ago. The UPS. Reporters immediately joyfully rolled up and opened the dam with shit.

Here we should retreat for explanation. Until the 1940s, women in Canada had no rights. Then they fought, fought, and won the right. protection of rights. Those of whom they had not even dreamed of sufragiers with burning eyes. As Cobson sang, “The revolution has a beginning, the revolution has no end.”
Feminism is now an extensive business with powerful political leverage. Feminists in a quiet shoe infiltrated almost everywhere you can do something. In the police and the army they are taken in disarmament, as in Soviet times in MGIMO took children of workers. But then, when it turns out that the recruits are not able to pull the hose from the firefighters or the machine guns from the military, they are moved to warm places, thereby depriving the well-deserved veterans of reducing time until retirement.
I suspect it was the feminists who infused the current nonsense in the premiere. The same after the election in response created a cabinet of ministers, where exactly half are women. The fact that almost all of them jumped through five or ten steps and were assigned exclusively by gender was not confusing).
Concerned angry aunts have their own programs and magazines, where they outspokenly prove their superiority. The list of sexual offences has been significantly expanded. Now it includes sexual harassment, which can be touching (for example, too gently greeting the hand), words ( said, “You look appetizing”), and even looks (it can be in a mini jersey and socks). And the most funny - to prove the guilt of a man in sexual crimes is quite enough only the statement of the victim.
I used to think that the limit of cretinism in Canadian justice is to include suicide in the criminal code (now, though, it has been removed), but not. There are hundreds of cases in the courts where one spouse accuses the other of rape. Approximately a quarter of them came from the husbands who were taken by this witch.

I worked with a man whom my wife once studied. They drank together on the weekend. Then we went to the sofa. They argue about which movie to watch. The husband got angry, rattled, and went into the garage. The woman called the police and said her husband was beating her. While the police were driving, she made a sink, lubricating herself on the forehead with a bottle. The police took the man, as he was, put him in a cell, and locked him in a monkey. The next day, the judge deprived him of the right to approach his home for three months. The woman began to visit feminists, checking her condition. She was already unhappy with the man, and tried to withdraw the statement, but they did not listen to it, because they considered it a proposition of her husband. and so on. By the time we met, he had lived for more than a year, removing his room in the basement, regularly going to mark his sobriety and looked completely distracted.
But back to our sensation.
So, in the morning, all the newspapers came out with murderous headlines (such as “what Ivan Urgant hides in bed”). Jean was immediately dismissed (without a court ruling!) of the state radio corporation. He was removed as the leader of all future events. And most importantly, new and new victims began to be announced. They all gave the same testimony as this monster was suffocating and beating them in the course of the same. This happened 12 to 8 years ago. Interestingly, the monster did not deny his mild sadism, but said that everything was in mutual agreement... No one listened to him.
Finally the hearings began. Gomez took lawyer Marie Henein. It is worth talking about her in more detail. My aunt is smart. Not only did she break into the legal elite in a relatively short period of time; but also that from a typical crap and office horror she turned into a Hollywood wonder. In addition, she does not ignore the protection of women in the Canadian Feminist Coalition.
The interrogation of the victims begins. All of them, smashing the slugs, tell about this wicked Gomeshi, who suffocated them, beat them, and mocked them. And all this in detail, as if it hadn’t been ten years...
The sexy Mary, rubbing with her lips, does not argue, but asks the forty-year-old girls participatively how much this has upset them. And what feelings they have for the wicked. Everyone again agrees that their feelings are suppressed, and they cannot directly eat from this acute personal resentment. That is why they need compensation.
And here, in all the canons, the show begins. A projector is introduced into the hall, on which e-mails saved by Jean are displayed. Messages from victims. very much. The next day, a week later, and more after the attributed crimes. On all "victims" continue to flirt, discuss intimacy, send photos in swimsuits, and ask for new meetings!
The court will make a decision in March.

Do you watch the news?
and no. I seem to have missed the first two seasons and now I don’t understand anything.

They invented a problem in an empty place. I make an elementary decision.
From the car with the label "Invalid" leaves the driver. The nearest police officer approaches him and silently shoots the driver in the leg. All, the problem is solved.
If the disabled is real - he will not have anything, the leg is still wooden. And if the “cursed disabled” is a fake... then it automatically becomes real!
So let’s get in the head right away. If a real disabled - budget savings, if a false - the inevitability of punishment.