Q: How is the weather?
xxx: well
I can describe it in one word.
Theme:

Which year did Churchill write about nuclear waste? O_O

Let’s go for gender shit!
Whoever is for!

We had a great flood today.! to
He: With whom?
It is: at us.
He: What has flooded you?
It is: water
How did you flood?
She: Strong... You are somewhat strange today.

xxx: I waited for the train in Kiev yesterday, and the phone was unloaded.
XXX: Well, somehow I need to charge, I see there is a devil-machine for paid charging.
Yyy: Lool, and what, paid for it?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I pulled her out of the socket and the phone turned off instead of her.

Damn, we’re tired of winter in Moscow, let’s spring (
Yyy: In Paris today it is +13, the sun is shining. It’s not summer, but it’s not winter, it’s spring. I have seen snow twice :)
zzz: the Arab country

What makes you get married to the same girl?
She forces it.

Glazz: all the drawings are not lying
Zylysska: I am now drawing a pig with wings. She is riding a cabriolet on the serpentine of the Sahara, her hair is ripped on her copits... and in her thoughts only he is. she drinks kefir with cucumbers from a glass of tubo-mukhomora and in the courtyard
Glazz: Oh oh oh, you’re breaking my brain)))

Russia... In the Moscow office of melkosoft there is a pirate screw, there is no wifi at the mobile conference in Yakhrom =)

X: You can take a mouse wire.
X: and sit on it :)
Tagged: hanging
Y: You miss the slides and confuse places.
Y: Do you not have a stroke?
X: I can smile
X: See also
X is :_)
X is fucking

Maybe it’s just because you behaved like a b**t? It is unwise that a man wanted a normal relationship in the end - he sees that you need diversity and you give it easily and for free, so you can give it to anyone else without any problems. In addition, you may be overwhelming compared to the one who is not thinking too much about yourself.

Wanting to be friends is bad because you keep a normal guy in a friendzone.
Meeting and having sex, having fun – bad because you behave like a prostitute.
You allow yourself to pay for yourself is bad because you behave like a sales prostitute.
Now you’re still having sex, asking for nothing and paying for yourself – bad because you’re behaving like a cheap prostitute.
But at the same time, if you meet and refuse sex for some important reasons for yourself (not enough time to get acquainted, not ready, etc.) It’s bad because you break up as a whole.
Honestly, I am confused.

From Habr from the GMO safety discussion:
And what about products, when I am often asked, "Why are you going to baptize a child?", they answer something like, "Because not baptized children grandmothers do not treat."

Review of the new smartphone of impressive sizes with battery 4160(mAh):
This is an ACB with a phone function!

XXX: yesterday in the area of the station was recorded an underground shock
Zazo: The earthquake Hi to
XXX: Entrance is paid
Zazo (rofl)

About the taxi drivers:

- The driver of the gray-green 14th with the number 049 from the taxi "veset", thank you for helping to bring my body into the apartment about 21 hours.
I do not take such. Learn to rest with your head raised.
No one was forced, everything was agreed and honest. 50 per floor. Learn to give money in peace!! to

Oleg Andrianov
Paison, Mom in Friends.

Pasha Zodchij
You fuck me, at least on the blacklist.

by Natalia Andriana
I’m an advanced mom, if I’m on the blacklist I won’t feed, I’ll get upset.

Pasha Zodchij
Sorry for Matt, I am inappropriate.

From Lent.ru
British magazine Bookseller named the winner of the Diagram award, awarded for the most strange title of the book. According to the results of the voting of readers in the contest won the book "How to protect your chicken from goblins"
In total, there were six books on the Diagram Prize shortlist, including “Instructions for Stretching Pencils,” “How Tea Babes Changed the World,” and “God’s Claw: The Life and Adventures of the Penis.”

If your point of view is not shared by the boss, then you can put a point on your career.

There is God in the world.
I have been an officer for 23 years. The figure is ordinary and working. A week ago, a group of small dealers took heroin sold in the private sector. My colleague and I (the girl-mates) were holding up and depicting a couple walking. When it was about to be taken off the shelf, three robbers with traditional claims came to our "loving couple." Moving with fist and fist was filled with a breakdown of detention. Turn out the pockets and find the same crusts there with the tabular "bowl" - too. I was embarrassed to run 300 meters. Then they jumped into the personal car of the Beaush model, which stood around the corner, and went around - back by the sidewalk. The arrest took place without us. The clothes were washed, which was very unfortunate.
Now the most interesting. Those figures drew the number of my car and somehow calculated where I was written. As I realized, I decided that I was running so well (i.e. I am a coward and I own a car. The money is there), they were illuminated with a sign to cut off the bubble on me and the day after three appeared to me under the windows and began to "invisibly" err around the car. It was a little wrong with their script, but it was not bad.
Generally speaking, now they are sitting in a monkey’s ward and waiting for a lawyer, I have testified and I am drawing up this simple story here.

A midlife crisis is when those who like you are not given, and those who give you are not yet liked.