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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79125
 23.03.2013
You know, and the plane from Madagascar-2 reminds me of Linux - it's all implemented on the shells, and they control all of this, O GOD!!! The Penguins 0>0

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79124
 23.03.2013
rnt: in the regpalate the IP-camera hanged with the exit to the site. Updated every 15 seconds.(In theory of theory) I see, there are not many people. I went, stood for 40 minutes, walked half a city. I go into the browser and see myself.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79123
 23.03.2013
There is a poppy in my office. Kesha is a rare ballagour. He does not speak, but does not cling. Funny, almost as a soldier. And then the door opens, two shy friends look in. So this feathered creature, who has never sat on the hand of anyone (unless you offer something delicious to eat), jumps to one of us on the shoulder and climbs to kiss. We are in shock, the girls grind, the poppy floods...
The boss crashes, begins to cover the cash with all sorts of words, the girls are still grinding... Well, he crashed and left. So the cache breaks down, catches the boss, in flight strikes him on the back and back into the office. We are riding, the girls are riding. This is how he is vengeful.
The pope knows who to stick to and who to avenge.)
Tomorrow I’ll go to Kashmir, thank you very much. I forgive even the swallowed hospital, the swallowed keyboard and the ripped film from the phone =))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №79122
 23.03.2013
Service Pearls
YYY: Yes, by the way, today be afraid xxx - he somewhere removed the sticker "Clean sound! Powerful bass!" and has been trying to stick to someone’s ass for half a day...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79121
 23.03.2013
I broke a couple of bills in the bank. You put two covers at once, you put a pen between them, you think, you ask for a new form.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №79120
 23.03.2013
Yesterday at "Maximum":
Tagged with: "blah-blah"
Well, you know, yeah yeah
Secondary silence
You know, B is B.
Second silence, wild rust, advertising screensaver, curtain

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79119
 22.03.2013
The smoke now with one epic sentence reflected the whole essence of erpoge.
He picked up the armor in the toy, breathed and said so martyrly:
"You stand like a tile, you don’t know what to wear"
I humbly think it’s genius.

I have been saying for a long time that the essence of such RPGs is similar to the meaning of children's game "Dressing Mashenko" :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №79118
 22.03.2013
The Holy Bureaucracy in Action
As a result of structural changes, a new office has been formed, which issues some documents. According to the order of the ministry, the name of the old office should be outlined on the forms of documents and the name of the new office should be placed in its place by hand or a special stamp. Well, in principle, at the level of modern bureaucracy, this is more or less logical... It turned out that as a result of a series of mutual misunderstandings and blurred formulations, some employees of the new structure began to write the correct title in the document. Thus e. Not to write the wrong, the old, then to sketch it, and to write the right, but immediately to write the right.
The Prosecutor’s Office was interested in this issue. This is an official crime. The forms are approved by the Ministry. And the procedure for drawing and writing a new one is also approved by the ministry. T.o It is not possible to write your own name, but another office (which, by the way, also exists). And to correct it to the right - it is also possible. It is not possible to write immediately. You can get an excuse for this or even leave the job.
Fuck, I can’t even say "what they smoke in this ministry". Just because it’s Minagro, so it’s clear they smoke there...

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79117
 22.03.2013
How do you call the cystics?
I have a friend who said Cisco XD
Tagged with: siblings
It is fabulous: oh! Mammologists should be called.
Iris :D
Tagged with: AGA
Reduced Mother
Are you working with your mom?
Irishka: the servacle broke (I need to call my mom)
It is fabulous :)
Isaiah said, “Maaaaah! He is broken :'(

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №79116
 22.03.2013
The question is foolish, but it hasn’t given me rest for a few years, so when a square drops in a tetris and the player presses a turn, the square turns or not?? to

I asked the same question. But one day I started playing Tetris with almost sewed batteries. And, pressing the turning button with the falling square, I saw the square repaint. So the answer to your question is yes, it turns :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79115
 22.03.2013
Do you want a dog or a cat to burn? Or a hamster?
WOW (also girl): O_o...
There is probably not much meat in the ham.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Wow, I haven’t been taken care of yet! ?
WOW: you are now standing around the boy who cooked me oatmeal in the morning...))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79114
 22.03.2013
from the police report: "the dead died as a result of the onset of death"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №79113
 22.03.2013
How cold it is in Russia.
It is dark and dull, and I want to drink.
For example, you can scare a cat.
He walks to the door and is not afraid.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №79112
 22.03.2013
Advance - I am an administrator, I go to one of the departments, one girl's car restarts when she inserts the flash.
I decided that either the connector is broken or the power line on the flash flashes. A few minutes sitting, pulling out the flash flash, then taking all their flashes that another 10 attempts, everything is perfect. I hit the connector, everything is okay, this beautiful woman fits herself, takes the flash and as soon as it touches the connector, the car reloads, I immediately take this flash and everything is normal. She also takes any other flash, tick - rebut, I decided that the static, held onto the power unit of another machine, I plug the flash all the norm. I choose a volunteer from the rest of the workers, she ticks the flash – rebut, let’s call the third, the same story. I try all the norms with them, in case of statics, holding on to one of them, inserting the flash - all the norms. It looks like in a distant galaxy, the adeptusmechanikum still, awakened the god machine.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79111
 22.03.2013
X is morbid? I cannot look. I get hit by the screen. I can’t stand for more than 2-3 minutes.
Y: Yes, more than 3 minutes only the Terminator and Jackie Chan can withstand :)

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79110
 22.03.2013
Here I communicate with you and come to the only mental conclusion: “Woman, she is like flowers! You do anything to make it bloom, and it will disappear!"

And the men are like the first snow: you never know when it will come, how many centimeters it will be, and how long it will last!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79109
 22.03.2013
In general, you are a person whose glass is always half-broken.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №79108
 22.03.2013
I worked somehow in the Russian State Historical Archive with documents of the Third Branch of the time of Nicholas I. This most secret police prepared for the Emperor a summary of events every week. I must say that crimes in the Russian Empire were fewer than in one day in any provincial Russian city today. There was a lot of fun. Some places the Highest Hand has placed untrustworthy notes "Is it true?"... I was most impressed by one message. Somehow it characterizes both the era and the country... The date is 1846. The text is this:
Chernigov County landlord Komar a hundred and twenty-year-old peasant
Astapov, bored with life, drowned"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79107
 22.03.2013
It’s not scary if humanitaries consider themselves normal people. They do not know and do not know.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79106
 22.03.2013
xxx: B####h, how do I do for #####o this auto correction of words
XXX: Turn off the wheel.

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