You guys, you won’t believe it!
WOW : WOW?
Q: Did I say that we have the ugliest sysadmin in the head of the worker?
See also: Nea What is there?
XHH: I came from our shutdown in the head. I parked. Next to it, an empty place is hooked by a jaguar. You are beautiful, shit! Siddhartha is out of it! As I stood, so I sat.
WOW: The bigger ones.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I know him from work. I ask – from where? They talked. In short, he still has an in-net store and a company service with a bunch of workers, he is a breeder of cats of the race Cornish Rex!! And he made a second one to us with his corner. He is driving on Lexus.
by Pepe
Do you know what is most funny?
Do they have cars that are better than the directors?
Oh yeah no. No one has the second, no girls. Time is lacking. So I think I’ll introduce them to Christina and Olya.
In fact, there are real tricks.)

Learn how the endings are written "it" and "it"; are really difficult for you, or are you mocking?

Denis Maidanov - Can't be

...
...
You have been chanting this morning.
But the reason is not so simple,
We will soon be three.
No, but four. I forgot the cat.

I just blinked when I heard it :-))))

I only smoke when I drink.
I drink only when I’m in a good mood.
I am a % optimist in my life.

and Kirill:

I am still fighting EMS.

I could not call the local EMS for three days, the call did not help.
Sending a fax with large letters: "Take off the phone, crazy!"
Immediately called back.

There is no girl more dangerous in the world than a girl in an orgasm when you min!! to

You can, of course, be nice and even wipe your wife’s ass. Because it is your wife. My first relationship was enough for my whole life. The child is nonsense. If you allow a woman to behave, that’s your problem. In order to avoid problems, there are rules: you need to ask, you don’t like what you want to say. If there are no rules, the result is shit. And the woman suffers, and the man's brain endures how bad he is and with him because his fool loves him so far. Yes, my brain boils up every evening and it’s good if it’s cool over the weekend. If I’m still wasting time on women’s twists, I’ll be working badly. Working badly = living worse.

Close people are not simply called close, they understand each other by half a word. Or even without words. If you don’t feel for each other, leave without regrets. No one should wipe the ass of anyone, neither the husband to his wife nor she to him, but you should not be selfish. You can always find a compromise if you can listen to the other.
And your position is great "Domestic" cheers: "You allow a woman to behave", "women’s twists", you set rules for her. Do you like to be silenced and not dragging without permission? However, there are women who love when they are not just bent in bed and put on cancer.
And yes, I’m a man, not "another dumb pussy", if anything. Married for 9 years, the flight is normal.

RT @taviscaron: The question about the "egg and chicken" no longer confuses anyone. And you try to answer the question "Will a Chinese machine gun shoot a Chinese armor jersey?"

Wife: What are you eating?
I: cabbage, eggs and mustard
Wife: The eggs joke is you, and I ask what you eat.

Rico: The topic is shit!! I almost gave my soul to God!! to
@RTI: Are you again drinking to the SOP?and :)
Rico is worse! I felt like the hero of the movie Alone in the Dark.
@RTI: from this place more detailed XD
Rico: I went to the toilet. arranged more comfortably.
Rico: And here as always in the community cut off the light.
Rico: Well I think it’s life, not the first time.
I hear the door knock, and then the silence.
@RTI: I understand that you have accelerated the process XD
Rico: Then not yet
@RTI: u. intrigued! thirst for the continuation of the epoch xD
Rico: The door of my cabin opens and a girl in white stands in front of me!! to
Rico: I was shouting a fucking leather ball thrown into my mouth, and I started what was at hand, and that was toilet paper.
@RTI: it is no longer one in the dark, but the call 4 gets XD
Rico: You’re here, and I’ve got this scratched ghost such a set of matts that I’ve gotten more scratched than I did.)
Rico: It turned out that Anne’s friend came and they got drunk, and Anna gave her a white nightmare.
Rico: And this fool with the spoon went to the toilet.
@RTI: You didn’t bother the girl at all?
Rico: No) He got away with a slight scare and a broken nose.
Rico: Throwing too much paper
Rico: Anya doesn’t talk to me now))

Recorded on social networks:
“Friends, please don’t shake my photos after 23:00 – I’m shaking and I can’t sleep.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You know what shit I have at home. He was fired for two hours trying to convince himself that life is not shit.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is convinced! :D

She: I am such a fatty basin =-O No sweets, no macdakes-nothing unnecessary
There is no sex until I lose weight.
She: Just blame me.
He: What am I to blame for?? to

X: What a life! I decided for a long time, finally called the announcement of the individual, pleased that she herself decides with whom to sleep and with whom not. After half an hour talking to her on the phone, she said guys like me should start a family and be happy, not pretend that girls don’t give. She refused to sleep with me. I’m already rejecting the prostitutes.

Did you know that Wesley Snipes, who played Blade, is now in jail?
YYY: This is to remove the Darkness without problems

by Alexander:
Jesus was walking on the water.
You can walk on the strawberries.
Cucumbers are made up of 96% water.
You are Jesus at 96%.

by Paul:
And 4% in the rectum =)

and Anastasia:
Humans are 80% made up of water.
The man at 83.3% is a cucumbers.

by Alexander:
It is OK. Jesus is a cucumbers for 104.1%

and Anastasia:
That is why He walks on the water – Jesus is a superhero.

The idea that television shows what the viewer wants to see makes mankind hate.

In each profession there is something funny))) Today, once again rushing over the list of costumes for actors, I decided to share with you, if you like -I will release)) So...

Perls of costumes or viewing lists. part one.

rounds are round;
Dress with a beard below.
Jeans husband with brown locks, a scratch from behind (as the guy got, probably!) ;
A man's shirt with a tight collar.
Brown jeans with men's clothes (see, a very old man, a few clothes);
Saracen of Wives. brown cage with naked cucumbers, tricycle finish;
Women's shirt before - cooked, back - jeans;
A fat man. gray with divorces, elbows wrapped with a cap;
Gate flying mouse with stuck batch

P.S The continuation follows...
by Liza-Liza

xxx: Remember the "super" attempts of the Baltics with experiments - beer with the taste of coffee, beer with the taste of raspberries, but beer with the taste of beer they never managed to make.

Algamon: I didn’t know that Wesley Snipes had been in jail since 2010?
Voodoo 2: Damn to fuck, why? Killed Robert Pattinson?