In the light of the news about the release of Apple watches:
xxx:I can imagine what holiwares on the forums will be in years 5-7. iClock vs Casio/Cartie/Celvin Klain...
Yyy: But Apple is better than it is more accurate and brighter and louder and Casio is just a plagiarism for the poor!!!This is the first Apple chips invented!by 111

I just saw on the street, a young dad goes - a healthy uncle, and a daughter of 4 years important such, in one hand a red taxi on the lead, and in the other...automat)))) probably dad border guard)))))))))))

Oh man, I am sad.
Oh what is that?
My girlfriend stumbled one. Beautiful, the figure is excellent, the breasts are large. He rides bicycles, goes on trips and reads books. You can talk about tanks and you know who Alan Piz is.
Ohhh, who is this?
You will be surprised, you will be surprised. So, I invited her home, a cup of drink-other, the matter is similar to the logical beginning, and... in short, I pull out of it a slice, and there... instead of spotting - flare-ups. All the size was from the parallel. Well, there’s one with a tail, there’s something to stand for. It seemed as if she wore, pulled her pants, and there can be cuttings.
Hahahaha... how is it? Is it without a breastfeed? More a mouthpiece?
Wow, I was afraid that it was a guy and it was about to get up from the bubble. A bullet fell from her and ran into the kitchen.
I broke up my girlfriend 😉
Wauw came into the kitchen dressed, thought she would mock, and she apologized and we ate. Under the degree wanted, but couldn’t!
A girl with notions?
Wauau Aga... says a year of sex, she didn’t shave. He promised to give me a marathon. We’ll see you tomorrow, I guess =)
And the breasts?
Wow shit, guy, she’s chasing on a chopper and there’s a waik prepared for off-road. Give me my breasts. I promised to bring Napoleon’s cake, and I love it. It has 55% of tanks.
The main thing is the tank.)
I sit and think.
Boots or tanks?
The Fuck...

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But with the Americans, and especially with the British, I can’t speak English at all.

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The last time she met an American coffee-surfer in Istanbul, she was stupidly embarrassed by her pronunciation at him.

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So we kissed.

ParamountThomas
Good Chase

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I am a good manager, I can handle any situation.

Irene
I can be proud of myself as a mother.

Ivanna
Survived the ride?

Irene
On the question: "and how does the hedgehog do?" my son (2 years old) does "AAAAMMMMMM!" and presses his loosened hand to his face.

by DJ! :3 (14:11:53 18/03/2013)
We have the toughest admin today came cut and in a new sweater.
by DJ! :3 (14:12:17 18/03/2013)
He was tortured for a long time and was taking pictures. of fluorography.

After announcing the closure of Google Reader, more than 500,000 users switched to Feedly in two days
yyy: “No, well a feedly do,” thought Google Reader users...
zzz: It would be funny if after a while Google bought them for a couple of yards :)
YYY: and will close

I’m an administrator, and I hate when users start moving from place to place. Do you sit in one place?? to

Oh, I want to move out into that office!

Sewing, and there is no connector for it, we pull the cable under the hanging ceilings with a thread, switch all the wires to a new place, reset to another printer...

In two days.

- Oh, and here the air conditioner blows in the back, and at all it wasn't fine, can I move back?

I would kill!

Who else remembers the times when url had to be written entirely?

HHH
Just like trichlorethane 😉
WOWU
trichlorethane... as an elphic name
WOWU
King of Trichlorethane
Prince Trichloretan
HHH
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOWU
• Easy drug addiction
WOWU
Trichlorethane Great
Trichlorethane is wise
Triclorethane is beautiful.
HHH
and his son, two-methylbutadien propane))))))))))))0 and daughter))) tetrahydroxoaluminate))))
WOWU
The grandson of Davy
HHH
officer of security - trinitrotoluol))) (he also trotted)
and headbuck purgen)))
WOWU
and Sisadmin Alkaselzer

red> when will you give it?
therapist> I will throw you to the grave
therapist> <...prints..>
red> don’t get fixed, it’s got out)

Zzzz: The employer pleased us this morning:
And the most important thing is to make each of the categories like a gynecological tree so that the different levels of subcategories are visible.
T-34: such an excessively correct formulation of the request "Make a shit!'

I bought my wife a huge Samsung Galaxy Note 2, the chip of which is a stylus and the convenience of making notes. Staying in the clinic, you need to rewrite the doctor's schedule. I put it in my bag and I get my phone. I am pleased, I finally use it. And then she gets a pen, a leaflet, puts the phone and begins to rewrite... a nonsense scene, Facebook spam.

Two idiots are power. The damn woman is a girl, she is forgiving. But what prevented you from using your mobile phone and taking pictures of the doctor's schedule?

Why do everyone want to feed me?! to
You seem to have a maternal instinct.
No, it is serious!
It is serious!! to

There is no such sequence of buttons that the user cannot accidentally press.

I love Russian forums. a picture in which photos of the mine on the X-rays, in the comments of dentists on the correctness of the installation of stickers in the front upper teeth.

I went to Maserati. There were a lot of people and blinds. Blinds liked it more.
The Lord Lecter.

Watching my friend-baby stick a girl with the appearance of Chubaki, I realized that in real life 5 bottles of beer replace the photoshop.

This is the general characteristic of any lazy cattle. And moneylessness and certain women are just a special case.

of course. And children will be fed postulates on the subject of money - evil, dust and dust under the feet of highly spiritual and morally stable personalities. You can earn money without education. Don’t worry about subfeminists – any normal woman is looking for a healthy, non-drinking, stable-earning husband. Don’t believe it, that’s normal! You can’t provide a family – don’t multiply.

and sad? Nothing can rejoice?
Watch porn with Ukrainian subtitles.