I saw such a dull picture in the morning – a shepherd runs in a compass, and behind her a woman with a scream “Willie, don’t touch the snowmen” and this Willy just crashes into one snowman and takes the course to another))

LLeo: It’s you haven’t played in Tetris yet – one stress and throwing.

Braintunic: You’ve never played Tetris!
When the cubes begin to clump together and then you jump out a long stick, and finds the right hole, and with one blow at once with the stone fail four rows... it is just an orgasm!

Namedny went to his neighborhood for a beer. In the shorts. This is an important explanation, because they were such classic summer shorts, almost without pockets. For now, the weather allows. I held the money in hand.

Going deep into the store and picking up the goods from the shelf, I hastened to the box office. As I approached the vendor, I heard a cry:

by Paasport.

I am in summer shorts. I did not have my passport with me. Where is he? In general, I tried to connect all my charm and asked to sell me the product without a document. A short exchange of replies – in no one. I went back and put the beer on the shelf. But that day I was determined – and wanted to repeat the manoeuvre, but already with a passport.

After a while, I go back to the same store and take the same beer from the same shelf. I approached the box with the same seller. And... the seller breaks the goods just like that. Without questions. No of Criminals.

Why didn’t you ask me for a passport?

- Young man, you were not there for 15 minutes - it is clear that you went for a passport.

This country cannot be defeated.

She recently broke 70, bought her a smart new, fashionable whole, but one thing but - she does not use a phone book. Absolutely. She remembers all of her contacts by the mouth and calls every number by the memory. She failed to even scroll through the list of calls, as much as not explained. I looked at the number forty. of different. Not all are preserved.

The most popular phrase for today:
Look at the tone you wrote to me.

For some time in the apartment became a strong smell of sewage. 9th floor house. The smell came from the ventilation in the bathroom. It was winter, so it was not possible to constantly ventilate the apartment. He decided to temporarily glue the ventilation and parallelly turned to our sanitary staff.

I call. I am a sanitary technician.

I - From the ventilation in the bathroom constantly smells of sewage. The neighbors above and below are the same.

Yes, I have already received a complaint from your entrance. What do you want? The fault themselves.

I – in what sense?

Do you have plastic windows?

I – Well yes.

When does ventilation smell less in the apartment?

I am naturally less.

C is here. These houses are so designed that you’d better leave the wooden windows. There were cracks and natural ventilation was created. And you used plastic, this smells and accumulates. You will do nothing here.

I was a little distracted by such an expert’s statement, yet I went down and left a written application to the TSJ.

After two days the smell was removed.

Probably re-designed the building.

Lyse moustaches give a chance to hear about yourself not "this bald", but "this chubby."

One English preacher, in the twelfth, apparently century, explained to the parishioners that the Lord, being not only wise but also loving, commanded the rivers to flow through the great cities so that people could bring goods to the markets by boats.
It seems to me that, although the preacher has died, his conception of causal relations is still alive.

- Shirt, dear, and the dialogue is still possible, or are you already clearly right?

>>> The basic skills of this matter, by the way, are given even in school.

Yes, there are so many basic skills in school that not everyone remembers them. Only a day ago one character was explained how the radius differs from the diameter, and he in response objected that he did not study for an engineer and does not know this difference. He was tried to explain that he should have understood this difference in the sixth grade, but he was still trying to prove that he was required too much.

I was a spider.
xxx: In school, I remember, I wrote a play in poems, about how we would behave on the change, if we studied together with Pushkin)))) there everyone talked about the poem so loudly))))))
xxx: but it was before I found the early poems of Alexander Sergeevich;)

From the lives of these little ones

The vacuum cleaner, suddenly appearing behind the cabinets, launches its long hose into the nearest hole in the human body, reaches the brain and sucks it out. Eggs are laid in the hole released, and after a while salespeople of a well-known brand of vacuum cleaners appear and begin to walk around the apartments, offering the goods.
In any case, do not open the door to them - the risk of catching the parasite is very high.

Dialogue in chat support

xxx: Help me to match these two sentences in the description of the application: "Plastic payment terminal does not work, requires summing up, I can't break the product. Two good guys came, washed their hands and the towel was dirty. Shame to horror. Could you give us a powder to wash our towels"
YYY: It looks like the powder they found.

Why don’t teachers and teachers give gifts to mothers on Mother’s Day? Why did they get their work and salary?

One English preacher, in the twelfth, apparently century, explained to the parishioners that the Lord, being not only wise but also loving, commanded the rivers to flow through the great cities so that people could bring goods to the markets by boats.

It seems to me that, although the preacher has died, his conception of causal relations is still alive.

Recently, two weeks ago, a not the most pleasant story happened to my girlfriend.

She married a year ago. With eyes opened by happiness. Then she lived with her, not suffering from home. She studied at the university (we were group members), he worked not know who, but they had enough. Such a pleasant, calm life. I don’t even remember they were fighting.

The words of a friend.

The action takes place two weeks ago.

Senya, a colleague, told me yesterday that I was no longer the one I was before. That family life ruins my beautiful young body and I am a baby. I didn't even take into account at first, he loves the ugliness just to say so, and then thought. The truth is, the dance has gone, the load is little, you have to take care of yourself. I found a complex of a-la slimness on the Internet for 5 minutes a day and started. There you need to do the plank several times, from which I have because of the carpet (which, by the way, my husband's aunt gave to the wedding) on the elbows of the rombi are printed. Then I go to work in a shirt. is ugly. Who knew I would be able to do such a service?

I did it a little and forgot about it.

After a while, I get up at home, and a neighbor comes down to meet me. I tell her, say, when you get the money back (I borrowed 500 rubles for two days, and more than a month has passed).

She stood up, but I insisted, and we went home to her. When she took off her jacket, I almost stumbled. Fucks on the rubies. Fucking rubies from our blanket.

What fucking thing did she go down to her floor? I could hardly wait until she gave the money, the bullet escaped. I get up, and there is a man in one of the cowards, he said, shake up, sweet.

I passed, split, I say, go and shake the carpet, or dust. He complained, but he went. As I walked, I picked up the pieces and put them in the entrance. At the top of the note, who was fucking on this carpet, let it fall. He did not even argue. I filed for divorce.

by PS. And for those 500 rubles I bought a beer to Sen, a colleague. Without him, I would have lived with a cowboy.

YuriV: Give me a point of support and I will sleep standing

>>> About Me- 190 cm 85kg 40l

The volume of the bag indicated, and the run was diminished. Here and find out whether it is a garage or dead on the road. Again, if the owner alone is nothing, what if a dozen already?

Announced by:
A decent family of two people will remove a decent family of two people to arrange a messy sexual life.

Yesterday at work. In the morning there is a sad voice, not yet trembling, asking for a car. I see that I was in a club from Friday to Saturday. In the column "client" is written "Batman", Well, please do, I clarify:

The name of Batman?

The man is very embarrassed:

No to Yuri.

and mechanically:

Oh I understand. You are Yuri.

“Batman” corrected on “Yuri Wayne”