Talk about the value of 2-year-old children:
XXX is
When a wife or one of her relatives walks with her, she falls to the ground and eats the snow.
XXX is
He doesn’t eat with me.
YYY
Are you afraid? ?
XXX is
I just let her lick.
It is a funny snow :)

Things that only exist in Russia.
and activated coal.

But Hanzen-minded doctors and pharmacists abroad in every way mask the original component, inserting all kinds of additives into coal and subjecting it to various metamorphoses (in life you can't guess what this white pill or pink capsule is made of). And only in Russia honest sellers package in pharmacy packages blackened, the most frightening type of tablets, packing the mouth and fingers. It is helpful!"

It seems that there will soon be no connections between mom and dad in Europe.
There will only be connections and connections.
Not politically correct.

I am really angry with this teacher. And her idiotic questions that I can’t find answers to.
Read the literature from the list, think yourself. According to legends, before this was exactly how they were prepared - many years before Guglov's Christmas

From the Hubble, comments on the topic of life on Mars:
And what would be enough to find on Mars to say there was life?
The body.

Overnight with a friend. She lives with her brother. I wake up in the morning, I say.
I'll go washing up
She: Do not be in a hurry. The toilet is combined with the bathroom. Look into the corridor first.
I: Well it looked. What should I see there?)) The cat is sitting.
This is the cat you should have seen. If a Persian is sitting at the end of the corridor, then the sorter is busy.
I: I did not understand?!? to
She: It’s all very simple. In our house, the cat feeds only the brother. The cat is very impatient, and often from the moment of waking up he accompanied Sanya on his heels with demands to feed, up to the toilet door. Sometimes I met on the exit. My brother also has a sense of humor. Now he feeds the cat in the morning, only if it has not slept on duty. A poor animal has roasted the subject, and now every morning stands on the guard at the toilet door)) So if Perseus is there, it means he is busy!

Take the closest book to you, and open it on page 35. The third sentence will determine your sexuality in 2013

"The insulator is white, but can be contaminated due to spark leaks and deposits from the combustion chamber"

Mark: It’s nice to see in social networks how former classmates grow fat and ugly over the years
Mark: But unfortunately, you can’t share the joy with your wife, because she’ll think I’m fooling on my former classmates.

I talk to my wife:
TollipTej: at work the corpus is scheduled, let’s go?
Wife: What is the reason?
TolipTej: Yes, so, the chats all decided to bump together.
Wife: Well, if we go, we will go, and if you go, you will not go.

I love the series of games S.T.A.L.K.E.R. It’s because there’s a lot of hoops there, and I have a machine!

My sister works in a computer shop. Recently, the Chinese came to them and asked if they had a Huipé printer...)))) She didn't immediately understand what it meant because of NP))

In the absence of memory, walking around a circle can be perceived as something new.

What associations do you have when you hear the word “pirate”? A single-eyed man with a poppy on his shoulder and a wooden leg? Now take a look at the KDPV – Zheng Shi, a Chinese naval robber who earned the fame of one of the happiest pirates in history. Under her command was a fleet of 2,000 ships and more than 70,000 sailors. This low, fragile woman, leading the battle, held a veil in her hand instead of a sword. She was a contemporary of Napoleon and Admiral Nelson, but in Europe no one had heard of her. But in the Far East, in the vast South China Seas, her name was known by the last poor man and the first rich man. You probably thought what "wealth" she inherited from a father with one eye and a wooden leg? Well, it’s partly true, but there’s one “but”...

Zhen Shi was 26 years old when she was taken from a public house in Canton by Chinese pirates in 1801. The pirate leader Zhen Yi offered the beauty a hand and a heart, and she agreed, but, as the legend says, only on the condition that she will participate in both the management of operations and the section of the prey. The pirate accepted the conditions.

Over the course of six years, they killed all competitors on the coast of the South China Sea, increasing their fleet to 400 ships. When Zhen Ying died in 1807, a widow who went into history under the name Zhen Shi (the widow of Zhen) took the bats of rule entirely into her own hands.

The new captain imposed very strict laws and managed to turn the robbery troops into a disciplined army. The pirates tried to rebel, but a series of demonstrative executions forced them to reconcile, and the seaside villages began to massively pass under the power of the sea robbery (under her protection lived peacefully) and voluntarily supplied the Zhen Shi fleet with everything necessary.

In January 1808, the entire Chinese Imperial Navy was thrown into a battle against pirates. Ms. Qin tricked the squadron sent against her into a clever trap she invented, and... won the battle by capturing more than 60 ships. The commander of the squadron Admiral, unable to withstand the shame, later committed suicide. Then China tried to infest the robbers of Western adventurers, but they were unsuccessful. Realizing that Zheng Shi could not overcome, the authorities offered her a peace agreement, and in April 1810 it was adopted.

The pirates (according to various estimates, from 17,000 to 80,000 people) received full amnesty, retained plundered property and passed on to the imperial service. This was the end of piracy in Chinese waters.

Zhen Shi lived to the age of 69, being the legal keeper of a hotel (which had a gambling house and a bordel) and having made the most brilliant pirate career in human history.

The U.S. Congress passed a law that requires that for every eight white footprints on a chess board, two must be black and one must be blue.

Comment on the Hubra on the Martian Curiosity:
>... while Curiosity can drill precise holes with a shock drill
A to A! A neighbor with a perforator. Now on Mars!”

From the news on Rambler:
"In addition, Gennady Onishchenko did not recommend eating Moscow snow..."

by Geq:
The sellers were pleased. The office manager ran somewhere and didn’t do anything for them.

They decided to take revenge on her... Then she called me in panic and said: "compu pepez!!! Ohhhhhhhh! There is an unclear sign and it is not closed!!! There has never been such a thing!! I did nothing!!and "

And in the background you can hear the sellers fall under the tables, the whole crowd...

It turns out they were on her monitor, in the middle of the screen, the bar code from the detail of the warehouse was glued, and the mouse tried to remove it and it didn't work.))))) Even I cracked))))

Yesterday I had to take 2 photos 3*4
I have no photos, as I woke up - ate, rubbed my eyes, scratched, clicked on my hand with the phone, pushed into the gimp, placed two mouths 3*4 on a sheet of 10*15, scratched with curves, saved.
I took, I printed.
The realization that I was shooting without clothes came when I took pictures to work.
You are shit.

Class of 6th class:
- Bull, well you turned your face to me, or I've been watching your neck for 15 minutes! Remove your legs from the passage, or I will sit on the floor!
The bulls, turning around, with horror:
In the col?! to

What can I give to my dad on the day?
ear: give him something that begins with the letter o and ends with a decolon