In the dark street:
Give me money, man!
and no.
What if I find?
You won’t find anything, I’ve spent all my money on a gun.

Arsen: Thro all my conscious years, I have regarded borscht as a type of soup.
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What other options? I don’t just think of what, besides soup, can be borst.

xxx: Is it possible to improve the salute so that it can take off into the higher layers of the atmosphere with a much larger charge?
yyy: There is such a fireworks, called "topol" )

<BB-B4> I repeat, in the Anglo-Russian conversation book in the section "Airport" I liked the phrase: Idi na kher so svoim taksi, menya patsany vstrechayut!

by Valeri:
Being a girl is when you fight, you win, you lose, and your opponent doesn’t even know you’re fighting. and c)

I took a little boy to work today. His school (he is in first grade) is near, and his home is far away. There is no first lesson. Let him, I think, sit with me for a lesson, and then go away from work. And three minutes did not pass, as he said to the whole office:
“Daddy, at home you say you’re tired at work, but at home you’re also on the internet!”

And if a couple of days do not clean the pot - then the raised cats will walk and endure a few more days until they burst?)
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Once, my future wife and I lived in a strange apartment. Her sister asked us to take care of the cat for the time of departure, and to wander through half-city far away, here we settled. The cat was not different in upbringing, for him it was a sacred thing to squeeze in the shoes, on the pillow to the owner... in general, a savage animal. But somehow it happened that with us he behaved exceptionally perfectly. But somehow we had to go down for a day and a half. We prepared, of course, everything: food, water, two clean pots (one two times will not go), closed the unnecessary rooms, removed everything that can be squeezed in the closets... what was our surprise when we returned, we saw in the toilet two used pots and a careful lounge in SOVKA! No drop by.

That’s all I... maybe the cat needs to be treated humanly, then he won’t mind where he got?

My father once said a phrase that gave the setup for a lifetime:
Better a curved nail than a shrouded screw.
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It is visible. My dad’s only advice was confusing.

KolkhozNik: Don’t pay attention, there are not so many of us here who will stand for their land.
Who owns this land?
I have, by the way, four pots on the window!

In Bangladesh, a hundred-year-old crocodile died of too many bats

In the real sense, I ate it!

The wife talks about something with her niece, and she agrees in everything: yes, yes, yes.
At the end of the conversation, the spouse with disappointment in the voice: "And when will you resist then start".

Don’t go after Philip Philip! The servant must live in the kitchen, ha-ha! I had to visit an old house. Where in the hall you could put a table for 40 persons and there was still room for dancing. Where really was the room for the servant in the kitchen...You know, the room 4x4m, somehow you won’t call it neither chulan, nor camorka...Yes, it’s less than the bathroom, there are squares 20, but still...I have a kitchen 9 m and a bedroom 9 m...I’m not a servant. I am a highly qualified specialist. Oh oh!

Admin, do the third button "??" which can be swallowed. Some quotes cause confusion instead of laughter.

News from Rio:
Scientist: Crocodiles are attached to people and play with them not worse than dogs... People also play with food :)

Stay: did not wear the hat or the shirt forgot that she was sick?

I got a cold when my cat walked out the window.

Stay : Why?

Snow, look at this street.

I was sick –

Russia lacks space warning system for missile attack

The comments:

Alexhunt: I think it’s better not to know when it’s going to run than to wait for 15 minutes of flight time.
Andrey_fantom: and no one was going to tell you about it.

It is about data transmission environments.
Teacher: Do you remember this?
Student: Yes, of course, now they have started putting the phone to control the TV.
Q: Why is the phone so functional?
C: How is it? It’s the phone that you can finally call.

This from the top:

The fucking. I mean, I haven’t seen those 50 shades of gray and I won’t look at them.

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Oh shit, you are unknown. You’re alone, fucking digging, haven’t watched a movie that’s coming out, fucking, tomorrow!

About the upbringing of cats: I watch a cute kitten - scratches, then begins to scratch and bite - on the pope, at the first attempt... grew up. cat red under four kilos, but : on the table with me does not climb (at mom please), does not scratch me (mama please), does not scratch anything at all, with me or without me, because I will lead, tick my nose and pope... is afraid, respects and loves, cancels the last action on the look, scratches and loves, comes to sleep... just on any "no" action on pope... and he is aware and understands that it is not. I see what he wants, eat, drink, toilet... and he loves and respects... and he knows that the couch does not need to be beat... a child of one and a half years has his tail twisted – and the cat is spinning and looks complaining at me... took the unharmed child, gave the pope (more tail does not turn, the child is cel.. the cat quietly eats food, the croucher looks but does not touch – this is, education, the rest – all-permissiveness with which everything grows.

My brother had a turtle... they thought it fell asleep... and it was asleep for six months... it even dried up...