Comments on the film "Parkland" on one of the websites:

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The wounded? Did you, the film makers, get surprised? A man’s skull is broken and you call it a wounded person?! to
It is said that the bullet fired at Kennedy was intercepted by Chuck Norris himself with his teeth, and Kennedy's head was blown out of surprise.

She says, “Buy me a nork coat.
There has not yet been a norka worthy of your shoulder.

We have sex 2-3 times a week. Less than less. More often even less.

Commentary on the clip with music type dubstep:
-And I thought the music in the mp3 doesn't chew like in the old Soviet maffon... Ann doesn't, she also chews)))

Habr, on the sale of Sony players in commercial machines:
Not for Russia. We are full of lovers of shock trading machines :)
Yyy: On all modern machines protection against shaking and slope. He just locks up. It can make a sound or call a guard.
Zzz: In our conditions it is sometimes a good phase on the body for especially stubborn to remove...

I watched the movie The Curse Box in English. The first scene. Grandma wants to break the box with a hammer. The box, like every evil thing in Hollywood, begins to whisper and whisper. And then I hear from the box the evil “I will eat your heart... I will eat your heart...” In the purest Russian language. I drowned abruptly. I turn back, I turn on. “I eat your heart.” In the subtitles – “incomprehensible bullshit.”

No, I would have understood if the evil Russian spirit had invaded the Americans from the box and forced them to build communism. But by the story it turned out to be an ancient, evil, Jewish box! What kind of an ancient, evil, Jewish box burmochet in Russian?

Kasper has just blocked "Yandex. News" as a harmful link. “Don’t read Soviet newspapers before lunch.”

Yulia
What is the difference between USB 2.0 and 3.0?

Gregory
4.3 The Blue

I knew I was laughing in my dreams. But today it turns out that I still speak quite clearly, sing songs and read poems. My husband told me.
I’ve never been so happy that I don’t have a terrible secret.

If you are strong, brave, agile, and very cecual... Go home... You are drunk.
K2

Once we talked about books.
The Lord. Read Terry Pratchett - laugh and stop talking about these crazy rings. And so this Olympics in the bakery is sitting. I am a resident of Sochi.

"Put a classic", the son asked in the car.
"Which?" I asked, roaring in the discs.
"Rammstein"
by Lucky

Operational, as well as the resuscitation department, belongs to the first special category of power supply. Not only is this all fed from two independent entries, but also the obligation of the IPB is.
The light does not turn off there. Well, if, of course, someone just didn’t turn off the switch.
— — — —
You won’t believe it, but sometimes it turns off. Yes, extremely rarely, but there can be a situation that both feeds will be decommissioned, plus problems with the diesel auto-start. IBP is available only on the satanic machine of anesthesiologists, supporting the patient’s life on the table. Two times in the history of the hospital, our surgeons had to complete the operation in the light of the lights. By the way, both times ended successfully, patients were discharged on time without complications.

I explained to my niece that he was not my son, but my nephew (sometimes my mother calls me), the response with tears in my eyes shattered:
"I am not a peelman! Do not cook me!and "

I wonder what do the countries think of whose ALL Olympic teams are made up of foreigners? What is the point of such countries participating in the Olympics?

Azerbaijan: 2 Russians, 1 Italian, 1 Austrian and 0 Azerbaijanis. What about them, the whole country (and the diaspora) did not find a single Azerbaijani who knows how to skate or ski?

Think about and "think" Here was the official, tomorrow he hired a tutor for his child, went shopping in the taste book, went to the doctor in a paid clinic, his wife made a manicure, tomorrow for the earned money the tutor will go to Ashan, the doctor will hire a master to put a tile, the manicure will call the sanitary, and the accountant from the taste book will buy furniture home, etc. The circulation of money in nature. And if they are not placed under the mattress and not removed, then they are spent - including on the services of firms that give us work and salary with you.
and...
Here and think: a government official swept, sent a child to study for a bulgor, took his wife for a manicure to Paris and went for a suit to Milan. Something I doubt that a French woman calls the sanitary from our JEC.

Thealx: I moved to the local airport last summer. To his surprise, he found that Soviet-era electric cars (red machines for carrying luggage and small goods) were still in use. Most are indoor, but there are open - there are no cabins at all, a platform with a steering wheel and a seat.
It is a hot northern July day. Everyone tries to get stuck in a sunny or cool room. The cabriolet rushed through the territory, the driver took a blessing posture and put the haru in the face of the wind. Of course, life has succeeded.)
The winter is a cold January day (-36). In no one’s territory. Silently shaking, the miracle of engineering thought emerges. speed twice lower than in summer, frosts clearly do not spare such technology. behind the wheel something wrapped in a few watts with a small gap for the eyes. This is an extreme profession.

HH: It is what?
It is a corpse!
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You are a fool, you are a fool!! to
Mimi, give me some more pictures.
Here is more if you want.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! x_x

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Today I watched curling for the first time) all was nervous, fucking you understand the rules

St. Valentine hated lonely people and invented a whole holiday to look at them.