xxx: Unfortunately, the spirit of the CPSU in our country is sometimes not extinct.

YYY: It is said that in Soviet times it was called “the survivors of Tsarism.” How he was named during the tsarism is unknown.

Why unknown? Democracy and Republican Democracy :-)

X: Gave in a dream a precious collar, put on the neck, why?
Z: Probably to the mine.

Inflation is when you have spent your whole life on a black day and accumulated money on a black bread.

Mathematics

Anthony loved her since childhood. First for sitting nearby with him as a child, playing various games, then for taking him to school and often helping with lessons. Then, being a high school student, he truly fell in love and stood for hours at the entrance, expelling the numerous fans who appeared at the time to her, the student of the institute. For one of these of his guests Tanka still got married and for a couple of years left the city, appearing only when Anton was already called into the army.
Having learned that she had already divorced from her husband at that time, Anton asked for permission to write to her from the letter service and every week sent her newsletters about himself, in which he cautiously tried to hint somehow about his attitude to her. Tanka answered him, although in every way and tried to translate their correspondence into a friendly plane.
When Anton returned to his citizenship, Tanka welcomed him quite welcomingly, but kept with him emphasized straight. Anthony did not give up and continued his efforts. Several times they went to the cinema together, to the zoo and even somehow went to the McDonald’s, which then just opened in their city. There, at a standard American dinner, Anton got courage and told her all about his long-standing feelings, offering to become his wife.

- You understand, - when he heard his confession, Tanka smiled sadly, - you also like me, and I liked it before, but here, look - she got out of the bag of flommasters and took the side of the polystyrene cup of coffee number 27 standing in front of her - this is like I, you see?
He cried out.
“But here you are,” she painted on his glass the numbers 2 and 0 – twenty, you know? And when I’m thirty, you’re only twenty-three! And so on, it’s a simple progress... And never will my twenty-seven – she tossed a flommaster into her glass again – be less than your twenty.
She was silent.
Never ever? I asked Anton, what if he did?
Danny laughed loudly:
I will marry you, I swear. And, putting under the number 27 her signature, she solemnly handed her glass to Anton.
- We have agreed, - Anton cried out in response, - wait.
That evening, as usual, they broke up in their apartments, and the next day Anton did not call, to which Tanka was already accustomed, and generally disappeared somewhere. Waiting for a while, she went to his home, where his mother that he had been recruited to work somewhere in Kaliningrad. Tanka tried to call him on the cell phone, but the phone was constantly out of the zone of action.

He appeared to her only half a year later, suddenly handing her into her hands a large glass with the number 20, from which the astonished Tanka got the second, a tiny glass with the tiny numbers 27 and her slightly noticeable signature under them. After that, Anton firmly took her hand and, no longer hearing any objections, took her to the ZAGS, where they filed an application the same day.

Just for these past weather, he managed to hire an assistant of electromechanics on the research vessel "Academic Keldish" and go on it in the expedition to the North Atlantic. There he asked one of the pilots of the deep-sea apparatus "Mir" when diving to tie a grid with a glass to the body of the apparatus. When the deep waterfall dropped for several kilometers, the glass did not flatten, but (this is already its feature of polystyrene) simply decreased many times in size, compressed proportionally under the pressure of the thickness of the water.

Since then, eight years have passed. These glasses are still in their closet, and their eldest daughter is always wondering why parents keep them and don’t throw them away. There are even better cups at McDonald’s. It is already paper...
by robertyumen

Mona calls a friend from Israel in Odessa:
Senna, what’s going on there?
Ukraine is a bit at war with Russia.
Are there any losses?
“Yes, there is... Ukraine lost Crimea, a couple of regions, several aircraft and helicopters, tanks, BMP, various weapons there, decent to the people and...
What did the Russians lose?
“Monia, you won’t believe, the Russians haven’t come to war yet.

web-developer: Not "yavascript", but "yavascript". Remember that Junior!
Junior developer: I agree. But then not "Junior", but "Junior".

A couple of weeks ago, I was travelling in the Express. My neighbors in an empty three-quarters wagon were a young couple with a baby and a man of fifty. The baby slept peacefully, but the uncle, apparently, could not wait to shame on the topic of "the children were raised here, you understand." At the tenth minute of his loud speech about the inconveniences that babies create to everyone, not only the child, but myself, had already wanted to rush into the whole car. What is characteristic, the child was quickly calmed, the family moved to the other end of the car. The man sat quietly for ten minutes, then went to them and continued to dive, when he began to shake his hands, he had to call the menta. Probably in his universe he was a heroic fighter with damned ovulations, but in mine he was just an old fool.

You can answer briefly a simple question:

If the whole world is convinced that Russian troops are fighting in Ukraine and imposing sanctions on this basis, what prevents the introduction of a regular army there and ending the massacre that is going there?

I answer. There are not enough troops in the world.

Apogee lazy: the husband so did not want to disassemble the dishwasher and get clean dishes out of it, that he washed the plate behind him;)

My dad is a businessman. Always dressed with needles, expensive costumes, watches... At work, all colleagues go crazy at his column and ask to say the name, and he is in no one. Every morning he is sprinkled with the spirits of his younger brother "Spider-Man" :D

This is my little secret with him.

Omsk.Probka somewhere in the center.I go to Yandex Maps.Comment:"Yes, I was 40 years old so I stood like this series".

on hi-news was an article like, Bill Gates warns of the development of artificial intelligence. The article is like an article, but here are the comments:

Yes, he’s just afraid that AI will rewrite Windows and everything will finally work out as it should :-))))

The Jazzman:
The city is filled with "Soplia Sobyanina" - half of the melted snow with reagents. Slides and chopsticks. From the bridge on the Belarusian attempts to descend the lady in boots on spikes - each spike length with a pinch, with which she is going to pierce the heart of the prince accidentally met. It is impossible to walk, the staircase is high and steep, the lady just stands, clinging to the fence and pressing her knees. And suddenly, a miracle! On the same staircase, the same prince easily sparks to meet her: tall, blue-eyed, slightly shaved, the coat opened, the shell careless, a portfolio with Gazprom shares in his hand. The wild blossoms, straight his back, looks a little to the side. The prince stretches her hand and smiles.
In the process of smiling, it turns out that half of his teeth are pure gold. There is no second half. He gently gave her hand:
Dear lady! Let me help you! It is possible to go back on the staircase!
The sweet lady whispers through her teeth and says, “Remove it!” and goes down on its own.

How lucky we are that we have one sun instead of one and a half and after cooling there will be a white dwarf instead of a black hole.
Good time on the event horizon!

XXX: My brother has died. He went out for a meeting, and to him for a meeting the smart man with the registrar, give up, he says, back, and the brother is stubborn, does not give up and does not give up. Died of old age.

Friday at work:
Feel the approaching spring.
What?
A cleaner replaced black garbage bags with green ones.

here here :

I’m a linguist girl, I’ve finished philfak, I have legs from ears, and I’m a blonde with blue eyes. And that doesn’t prevent me from engaging in artificial intelligence, programming, interested in theoretical physics, love science fiction and with any technique to be on the “you”.

Another ballerina teacher. Better one thing...
Z is. Personally, it seems to me that such quotes are written by a thick bearded 50-year-old troll and roar like a horse.

The programming chat:
I know there are no pirates among us, so please don’t scroll this torrent:
"Relationship "
He’s crazy, and it’s probably not legal.

Here I miss these stubborn, sometimes bearded, quotes, and they still leak on the main. Where is Justice? :( is

You just forgot to clarify that before this Russia attacked Ukraine.

and----

I never believed in all these NLPs, public opinion programming, brainwashing. It seemed to me that it was impossible to force a person to believe in something that did not exist.
However, after this phrase, I realize that everything I didn’t believe in exists and works. Someone was able to brainwash the whole country.
Although... there is a second option. The country was inhabited exclusively by stupid idiots.