Have you ever seen a gaishnik pointing his thumb up to the driver? And I saw...

He showed it to me personally. My own story:
Sergey Posad of the Moscow region.
I leave the supermarket. 21241 hunting and fishing machine. Other active rest. I just came out of the forest, not even having time to wash. Dive into the stream is not possible. I see a small gap between a certain jigoloon and the following geylenvagen (in general, a certain mrs off-road). I dive into this interval and don’t have time to press the emergency button to thank / apologize, as Merin sharply rebuilds to the left, ahead of me and sharply drive to the right... brutally cuts, in general.
I fly to the square. This place is in front of the OVD. There is always a haiku. But the man from Merina apparently did not know.
He falls out of his "jeep" and comes to me. in the hand. The collective farmer apparently wanted to learn how to do so that such important Moscow guests would always be missed and respected!
The colloquial (in my face) got a tail-column from the rear seat and came out to meet Moskal. For the first time in my life, I saw a pedestrian making a police raid!
The man snapped into the merine and fell down. I also got into my box and started to keep my way home.
The haishnogo who watched this picture cramped crushingly in his voice and pulled his thumb up.

Pavly

"How does the internet work at all?"
said Sisadmin and continued to look with a smart look into the monitor

From the letter to Yandex email support:

I found that as a check question I had written "What color is my pussy?". I would like to change this question to something more relevant to today’s agenda, but the system requires the previous answer, and I don’t know it. "white" is not the case. "Huy knows" too. Maybe you have ideas?

XXX and XXX;
Saturday with friends.
I call a taxi.
Do you have a car of increased comfort?
clear pen, grey, we don’t go on the shit
Kia Rio is coming to you.
In a minute, it turns into a 2110
We go out, we sit down - we don't start, we started pushing, we started - we went

I’m not going to take the car anymore. :)

Venna in childhood put in a deadlock "how did you manage to fall again?! I looked at my broken knees and thought about how gravity for girls is different from gravity for boys.

Just throw that sex nonsense out of your head – and live for yourself, not as they show in the movies. The movie lies.

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Cinema is nothing. I learned that there are women’s novels. This is where all the roots of the "insatisfaction" young virgins come from! What do you think of the episode: "After breakfast they sat in the living room until lunch, then doing love, then looking at the fire of the fireplace?" Well, guys, raise your hand, who doesn’t have half a day to fucking fuck? Between the case? That is. Young women expect this. This is not to mention that, judging by these opus, a man is not more difficult to make love than to sneeze − you think, a day in the field smelled like a horse! Happiness will come, at noon will satisfy his unseen, then with a smile will fall asleep, and in the morning will bring coffee to bed.
And yes, in these novels heroes do not eat. Absolutely. Therefore, for the young virgins raised on them, the appearance of a normal man, who instead of reading poems and singing sunsets passes the third plate of potatoes with meat, plunges into shock and horror. Well, this is another story.

to this:
Bas from a youth resource has turned into gays from people with teenage children. The wicked.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
You see, in 10 years some managed to get married and have children. Time is such a strange thing.

Two people like each other and want to
Doing love for (exclusively)
Sex and mutual pleasure -> sex. Two people love each other and want to give a friend
Certain guarantees before
Building the Future (i.e. invested
Working together in a relationship –> marriage. Everything else is paranoia, parasitism and
and deceit.
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Is sex in marriage a deception? And love without marriage is madness? And without marriage and sex is parasitism?
Binary logic is good :)

The suggestion:

>>>PizDaint is a Swiss supercomputer ranked 6th in the world with 6.27 PFLOPS. And, judging by the name, he should either engage in calculations of the consequences of nuclear explosions or in linguistic analysis.

PizDaint (or more accurately, Piz d'Aint) is the name of the mountain in Switzerland, translated from the Romanesque language as "the inner peak". The element piz is often found in the names of Swiss mountains, such as Piz di Pian, Piz dal Ras, Piz Dado, and if you are still reading this, Piz della Forcola.

She wants to get pleasure (for any healthy girl sex is a pleasure, no less than for a man) and any material profit (time, gifts or gifts are material goods), doing nothing for it. Why should you pay for sex, why not get pleasure from each other?
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Sex is pleasure, yes. With a skilled man who in bed thinks not only about himself, looking at porn, but also about the pleasure of his wife. It can be done without flowers.
But the average guy gives pleasure to a woman or does not know or does not want to. So here he will have to compensate for it so that at least someone in bed will suffer him.

On the website of the alcohol shop:

07:50 28.05.2013
Olga → I often get this store, I have a small child and have no time to go shopping, and they have a good range and on the date all the products are fresh! The apartment will be brought to the right time and you can not be distracted from homework.

to this:
From the discussion on the News "Apple Designer will refine the hunting weapon Beretta" xxx: More rebranding will be held and will be called IGun xxx: Cartridges can be purchased only in the official store. xxx: Cleaning can only be done in the official SC."
And the new chip "the bending trumpet" - kill the beast from outside the corner!

Session and Debt
Galina: Have you seen the videos of girls singing on vibrators?
I saw them reading on vibrators.
Galina: so, why did I start writing seminar work and generally set up for study ONLY under their singing XD XD XD
Tagged with: ahahha
Galina: I've been playing their song for 6 hours in a row.
I have norm.
I think they can concentrate and normally sing while sitting on artificial vibrating hooks, so I immediately concentrate and gather with the spirit and sheep the horse.

Seven years ago I stood somehow in a traffic jamming on the Painting Bridge. Who does not know Moscow is a new bridge, very long, because it goes down the stream of the river, where the radiation - and the shores there are environmental protection, and they can not be paved a road.
Since the bridge is new, the GPS doesn’t know about it and goes crazy trying to put a point on the offshore.
Then hangs, but after a while eats joyfully.
I see a new route.
On the river! with the name of the farmer. With some signs (bags, what?) To the place, the good on the Frunzenskaya coastline should have been.

Two programs in one, fucking.

TRYBA: I wish in the new year in everything to be the 1st, to have the 2nd half, not to be the 3rd over, to have your 4 corners, so that everything in life was on 5, to have the 6th sense and to be in the 7th sky of happiness!
Monty Burns: Drink the Baltic 8 and ride the 9
Shineel Gogol: And get a 10.

Non-existent birds are not glutes!
These sprites are designed to save the resources of the server on which the simulator of the universe we are inhabitants is launched.
A variety of sounds is an embient that has gone into synchronicity with the actions of the characters.
We live in the MMO.

Would you like me to give you Rosenthal?

P.S. “Sugging boiling water” is something venereal, right?
and +++++++
Wait, now before talk and winged expressions, we will be there. With this arrangement, I can also say that Rosenthal cannot be given, slavery is illegal.

To the joke about the queens on the pants: respected ordinary girl (with pants) sincerely wish to raise self-esteem. Trying to look less victimized. Stop looking at the queen. Dear Queen, success and humility are not synonyms. I'm quite successful, but I don't seal the shelf with a cart, and I don't drop girls with cheeses from the box if I have a mountain of food. And yes, I’m happy to push the queen’s carriage off the doorway so that she won’t find it. Don’t think of yourself as a puppet of the earth, dear ones. Learn to live in a civilized society. With respect, a successful married lady over 30, a lover of fatty cheese.

The Civilization 6. Advice to the player.
When planning an annexation, make sure that the backbone sector of your economy does not rely on international loans.

Gap problems can lead to unexpected problems

Do you need immoral help?
What? what? The frogs!
You are what? This is about anal aid.