Teacher in a couple:
It doesn’t matter if you go to me for a couple or not. I evaluate everyone equally.
A silent voice from the back:
In two hundred hryvnia.

From the news discussion "Kazakhstan wants to get back Baikonur":
Houle Kazakhs with Bajkanur will do that?
YYY: Kazakhstan with the help of bajkonur will set up the supply of nasva outside the solar system

And we put snowflakes hanged, straight like in the kindergarten, nostalgia in general, as it is strange as the army causes a bunch of memories from childhood, food in kindergarten, warmth in the hospital, the smell of a quartz lamp, sleep like in the kindergarten, on schedule and together, the usual nervousness of the staff, the screams of sergeants, like the screams of babysitters and educators, a line in the toilet, a feeder with medicines. Everything reminds me of childhood. Probably most of all, going to the army I did not expect to feel nostalgia.

Headlines in Yandex News
Rosselkhoznadzor accused visitors of the forum "Sibmam" in illegal trade in goats

XHH: It looks like a leafy leafy.
Either you have little children...or I’m afraid of you.

A friend-student working in a private clinic, an assistant dentist, told a story))
Their corporate clinic in the restaurant is noted by someone, of the men - he, the gender and another uncle, the rest - aunt from 40. In short, it turned out that the friend of the chatter broke, 2 times called for a dance colleague of 45 years (which, as it turned out, in a divorce). Then, when everyone has already drank normally and begins to break up, he rolls to her and asks with a gentle voice:
“Ludmila, what are you doing on Sunday?
She is so shy, then she smiles and answers:
No, but do you have any plans?
Honestly, can you replace me?
She says when she reached her alcohol-fed brain, her face had to be seen! :D

I work in the IT department. Gandhi said, decorate the cabinets for the new year. I say to the boss, will we decorate? And he points to a small sticker with Santa Claus on the closet and says - here, two years ago decorated.

Sleep well at night for those who can sleep at night, fucking.

If you do not honor the wise, there will be no dispute among the people. If you do not appreciate
There will be no thieves among the people. If not showing
What may cause envy, the hearts of the people will not worry.
Therefore, by guiding [the country], the wise man makes the hearts of the subjects.
Empty and full of stomachs. They are weakening their will.
It strengthens the bones. He is constantly striving for the people not to be
knowledge and passion, and those who have knowledge would not dare to act.
Doing non-action always brings tranquility.
Lao-Tzu

I am plagued by blurred doubts.

Antiis07: - daughter pleased the word "foolish"
Starakanami: - it's normal, girls are usually happy with fools

I like Windows 8 because their music in advertising is fun.

There is nothing worse than sneezing while you have a hot coffee. So don’t believe it!!! to
Those who have never eaten a cup of hot tea.

xxx (10:46:12 28/12/2012)
I was given a compliment.

xxx (10:46:19 28/12/2012)
I will remember him all my life.

xxx (10:46:31 28/12/2012)
All about your eyes and so on. Just murmured

xxx (10:46:54 28/12/2012)
One Sisadmin once said that I am "an unusual gadget". I feel like a Queen.

yyy (10:52:04 28/12/2012)
:D An unusual gadget is an iPhone with Chinese firmware))))

xxx (10:52:33 28/12/2012)
Fuck you so.

I slept so well with you, dear!
You’re probably my first guy who didn’t pull the blanket over at night.
Well, I have a little trick ;)
Ohhhhhhhh?
In short, I had one jump. When I didn’t have you (and I didn’t have anyone at all), from loneliness and longing, I decided to be the perfect guy. I studied cooking, mastered laundry modes, attended scientific lectures... It was bad for all the girls who rejected me, so that when I married someone, my beloved woman was envious, I was set as an example to my boys / husbands, etc. In general, a few months of hard-working training was enough for me to learn to sleep comfortably under a blanket folded in half...
and Profit :)

On May 9, we had to make a poster with the veterans. Remove the background from a bunch of photos. So the director approached me with a task and started very far away: “Do you like to cut off old men?”

Katya: Lena, you have such big pupils!
It is because it is dark. (Look at the light)
Katya : Oh oh oh! Now the small ones!! to
It’s because Lena is alive.

...to completely isolate a person from society, because by means of the Internet this wonderful person can...

by means of the Internet? by means? seriously?
I already see how for such "beautiful people" are filmed films "for the caretaker" and "for the shield", for them in the clinic they work until the end, they are lucky at work and in the taboo (and in the taboo you will get me), at home is waiting with an elusive, and in school silently crying about him an old Russian language teacher

Comments to the news "Users have begun to complain about the curved iPhone 5".

KingStakh:Three ways to distinguish an original iPhone from a fake:
1st Take a photo with the built-in camera if you see a pink spot - the phone is original.
2nd Turn on GPS if you arrive at the specified destination - the phone is a fake, if elsewhere - the phone is original.
Three Try bending the phone if the body is bended - the phone is original, if not - you are a victim of scammers.

“A woman can be compared to fire. Nor can it be left unattended: either it will go out, or it will burn everything around!
first comment: ah, and throw the rod so that it does not fade x)

Lain - The Girl with a Wolf's Look

To be honest, Lain’s look is more like a drunken one.