Among the abandoned women there are sometimes those who landed successfully.

Yesterday my 12-year-old son participated in the Christmas school show.
He announced in advance that he was given the role of Joseph Stalin, who tells something to a woman. We were not very surprised, because over the years in the school played many roles, for example, the epic role of Arbuz. Since the show was to be held in a second foreign language (German), we did not specifically specify who, what and why should be. Need to, need to.
It was said - done: the grandmother brought the general lamps to the pants, got the officer's "sweat" boots, made elegant beards, a french with marshal chiefs, looping, a red folder of Generalisimus with a big star, etc.
Prepare to shine.
The disorder was suspected immediately before the show, finding a classmate in the costume... King Solomon.
Before the very beginning of the drama came to light: yes, the son got the role of Joseph. But not Joseph Stalin. Just by Joseph! Who is telling the good news! The Virgin Mary!! This is a Christmas show!!! to
There was no time, and the son went to communicate the good news in the form of Joseph Stalin.
In his costume he had great success. With each of his appearances, the moms in the hall began an unstoppable hysteria, accompanied by tears, cries and quiet enthusiastic cries from somewhere under the chairs.
Since the son was in some confusion, because of the awareness of the burden of his guilt in "confusing" the plunge, the dramatic pauses from Joseph Stalin in the degree of slump, the reaction of the hall, the feeling of universal unity and enthusiasm surpassed the show of Ivan Urgant.
It is understandable – imagine, Joseph Stalin comes to Mary – and it doesn’t matter what he told her there (in German) – anyone would believe it!
Appendix, to the Feast specifically for You: a photo of Joseph carrying the Good News of Mary)

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If a black cat crossed your road twice, did it cancel trouble or double it?
If the cat is vector, then canceled, if scalar, then doubled.

This is:
There is a cruel truth of life - hormones are thrown into the bloodstream and together with the blood get into the brain. You are so proud of yourself and so stubborn in your reluctance to perceive or at least look at information long confirmed by multiple medical studies that is just unpleasant to read. I don't care, but it's not easy for your loved ones to live with such a self-satisfied limited person.
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When I was about 11 years old, I began to have menstruation. Adolescence, all this, happened, was covered with anger, irritation. Until one day, soon enough, suddenly did not come to my mind, which covers me before menstruation. That is, I am angry for no reason, but simply "hormones". And so I was ashamed that I, as a reasonable person, was controlled by hormones and instincts... I’m 27, the last six I’m married. I still get angry sometimes. But I remember that it shouldn’t control me, and I hold myself in my hands, maximum – headphones in my ears, music, and get distracted, if it’s really bad – I think of the autumn forest, not before meditations. We think of a child, and for some reason I believe that no medical research will convince me that you can break down on loved ones, justifying yourself with hormones... We are people, after all.
It is....
The fact that all people are different, and the attack of hormones affects them unevenly removed specifically to bring themselves to the example as a model? Oh you naive boasting rabbits.

I also roam:

At the very beginning of the 90s, when the ruble did not collapse, he inherited a lot of money, for which he could buy three cars, if they were sold as they are now. As a result, following the advice of people like you, after all kinds of reforms and devaluations, he bought just one refrigerator for that money.

and----
I was presented in that period for 18 years a bookshelf, such as with a start-up capital for independent living. The money was for three-quarters of the new Jigules. But I gave it on the condition that I would film it in N years, I do not remember how much exactly. By that time, it will accumulate a whole bowl. An urgent contribution without the right of withdrawal before the deadline. As a result, for this amount, I bought a jacket on the market, but could not pick up the pants and handed it over to the commission. Six months later, when the jacket was finally sold, I bought a chocolate for that money. This is how I ate almost a whole new car with tea in 5 minutes.

The case was 10 years ago, I just bought my first car - the "eight". I went to skate with my brother and his girlfriend. But apparently when B.G. gave grace, I stood in a line behind the chopsticks. The result - after another fall on the knees, the right knee began to relentlessly squeeze and swell. My brother and his girlfriend dragged me to the car, where I decided to drive in the trauma myself, because the swollen knee did not hinder the pedal. We drove, we arrived. In the evening, light snow, there was a snow-white BMW with half-down glasses and a couple of smokers inside. I park next door, brother and girl out through the passenger door, open my own and pull me under my arms, because I could not walk at all... The look of people from BMW I can still not forget)))))

XXX: I’m actually so upset that PSG, I’m so excited.
YYY : OO
YYY: Fooled at work by sorting? OO
XXX: This is not a small thing, in comparison
XXX: Picture with oil:
xxx: I’m on a corporate bus, I’m sitting and reading Remark, but the bus is driving and it’s shaking more than usual. Thus e. It is impossible to read
Okay, I’m cleaning up the book. I think I will tick.
XXX: I look at the side, next to me sits a very cute girl. He reads on the phone. I don’t think about it long while I’m sitting on my phone :D
At some point in my head is already a mess from what I have read, and I ask the question, and what I am actually reading in general, is a fantasy or a historical novel.
xxx: She looks at me so surprised and publishes "This is Russian fantasy". And here the most action begins.
At this moment the driver opens the door, I understand that I have come and everyone who needs to have gone out, I explode through the entire bus and run out, without even saying goodbye or asking her name.
xxx: Impressions are probably that the pzddz of the girl, the guy sits on the phone and then asks what he is reading, and then breaks down and runs away in horror :D
xxx: I only realized in 5 minutes that I was surprised, rubbed all the way :D
This is Russian fantasy.
YYY: What reaction was she waiting for?

Damn about pregnancy:
Toxicity is not like the brain. The same brain as that of men and that of women, yes. Women’s behavior is influenced by hormones. It is a beautiful state when in 15 minutes the hatred of all living things in you is replaced with love, then fear, then pity, bites of conscience, tenderness - and so on 5 for these damn 15 minutes. And it is not controlled. It's hard to hold yourself in the hands of the koga, everything is angry and everything is against you, and in a minute everything is fine. Pregnancy is a stress for the body, hormones are difficult to control. And the men who say that all shit, shit. If you decide to have a child with your wife, try to help and support her, not to condemn.

> I will never forget how I was driving in Odessa Tradeway
> a fat woman stands in the door, around a lot of people
> thin woman tries to slip through her, fails
> "woman, well you’ve gotten up to the very pass! You have to do some maneuvering!"

A few years ago, a Canadian minister proudly stated that Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.
Saint Nicholas is a native of the present-day Turkey. Half Greek and Half Asian.
textliner:Gastarbyter is probably.

I ask the believer:
Where are the keys?
In my pocket! He sits on, and paws.
I went in jeans. On the left is the road, on the right is the small. In the back left - passport and pass, in the back right - phone and card.
Okay, I lay in the jacket.
On the left - gloves, on the right - a hat. Inside is paper money.
I look at the jacket carefully and find two more pockets. On lightning, behind the usual sideways.
On the right - a multi-foot, with a bunch of figovins, a screwdriver and a lighter.
On the left is Yoyo. The keys! Separate from the car, from work, from home.
Did I think he could do without a bag?

Why did you take that the grey matter is grey in both the alcoholist and the academic? The signs of degradation are visible with the naked eye. And not so gray, and not so dense, and not so thick...I always have thousands of students – "this is what alcohol does to your brains!" Nifiga doesn’t help. Drinking and smoking, doctors.

aaa: My brother said with sympathy when some failure happened to me, “Well, it happens.” And after a few seconds, he began to whisper and bullyed, adding, “But only with you, fuck.”

and boring:

Leave your comments on this site!!Fuck the honest word.

and...

Dear man, what have you forgotten? He commented on the comments and did not even add an anecdote at the end. You go, run in this direction ahead of everyone, lead, so to speak.

I will go out of this country! Santa for an hour is more expensive than a snowflake for a night.

He lay quietly over the weekend, doing nothing. Remove dust from the furniture. He walked on the streak, failed to run, fell, stunned himself heavily and removed the door of the closet. Conclusion: lie down, do not hold on, because no one has ever pressed the couch.

I went to a psychiatrist (p.
Q: Answer without thinking. How many days in the year?
I am 365!
Q: Wrong, you should have said 365 or 366. What is more of an excess of objects: a drawer, a bench, a carpenter?
I: a sub-working man (thinking that he is male and the rest is female).
Q: It is wrong! She is lonely, she is lonely. What is more important: the nose, the eyes or the eyebrows?
I: the nose (because it is one and the rest are pairs).
Q: It is wrong! Excessive - eyebrows, because they are not organs!
The medical examination signed. I now understand nothing at all.

The New Year:

xxx: I will never forget - the night from 31 on the 1st, I am standing next to the fur, and next to it lies a drunk in the meat bullshit and falls the snow with such large flakes on his face... and does not melt!!!)))) And I felt so thirsty...as if I was alone in all the white light))))

Oh well Van! Look what clowns, the fools have the Maidan again... They are all like fools, painted... They are all like monkeys. And those three, Ivan, on the go, each drug addict. And that boxer, look, Ivan...also drunk! “You, Zin, the boxer would not be touched, no matter what he is, but will be the mayor. He is still alive and still alive. When fools rush to power, somebody’s probably out of hand. Oh well Van! Have you seen a rabbit? Should he hold a microphone? He is an alcoholic, but he is not an alcoholic. Apparently, Ivan is right again, and this rabbit is a drug addict. They are given tea, such a... fool... in the brains of fog. Probably, the Maidan was arranged for monkeys, or for those who are addicts...You are right, Ivan!

We live together with our wife. She, like any woman in my opinion and taste, is very attentive to her appearance. Therefore, in the bathroom we have all shelves and cabinets fitted with creams, shampoos, balsams, etc. Recently obtained soap-shredder (in soap a small kind of unknown hard crumb). Since then, there have been two soaps in the soap machine: normal and abnormal.
Today, sitting at work in front of the computer, I went to the bath late at night. I turn on the shower, stand, think of high matters, slowly fall asleep. Parallel to this, I stretch my hand to the soap machine, grab the first soap and start washing the causal spot... Now I know from my own experience the meaning of the phrase “wiping my ass with a sling,” but it’s even worse.
P.S His wife roasted long and with tears. I promised to hide this hell away.

The creators of the famous Kerch bridge and the Crimean nuclear power plants took up the creation of a payment card system.