A man has come here right now. He asked for a solid-fuel accelerator, confusedly explaining that it was such a thing instead of a winchester from which the computer was flying. And here I began to roast. And after all, he understood that he wanted a hard drive, but he could not do anything with himself, a solid-fuel accelerator in the computer from which he would fly.

There was a conversation with a girlfriend on the topic of men who do not make a sound during sex and even more orgasm, decided that they - not, did not study in the school of intelligence, but just whispered a lot in their youth when parents were in the neighboring room)))

This is a great cookie, thank you.
She: Is he dry? 😉
He is : No )))
She: Well I touched yes)
She: Otherwise it’t have been bad.
He shrugged the biscuit.
She is reminded)
He was lucky.
He: Listen, I think I’m drowning.
He: Could you check it?

"Here are the wheels and the steering wheel and you will have a car"

Are you from Toledo by chance?

Discussion of Chinese online shops.

YYYYY
I waited for a condom for five months. have sent.
xxx is.
You are playing with fire.)
YYYYY
There were two of them dressed. and :)
xxx is.
If there was no wool socks between them - it is dangerous anyway.)

by waldschmidt:

Discussed yesterday the subject of the addiction of Alexander the Macedonian to undiluted guilt
So among the Greeks who diluted wine with water, Alexander the Macedonian was considered to have abused the chromium drink.
What about Alexander, Greek? Grandfather is in.
“Well, yes,” I confirm, thinking that if I talk about the Macedonians, it will confuse the grandfather even more.
The Greek? Strange, and the name is Jewish – Macedonian.

He barely stumbled.)

Remember the old movie "Admirals of Coral Reefs"?
WOW O_O?
WOW: can "Capitans of Sandy Carriers"?
Oh yeah yeah 😉

yyy: about... I got an invitation to play in porn...)))
XXX: Are you going to accept? and :)
YYY: Where do I go?
XX: it depends on the genre... where :)

The neighbor asked to throw on the phone some music "type Maxim". She dropped her a couple of albums Rammstein and Slipknot. I sit and wait for angry calls))

C Habbra
It’s nice that we are at least the first.
Dmomen: A man with a nick said “the ass.”

How do people think that cookies are not food?

Tagged: I live

Fuck, what idiotism is being made in the Russian army... Yesterday, a fighter was squeezing in a shell on a position (naturally not a working position), there was a stink. As a result, he was calculated by the elderly and he did a phd with chlorine there. Today in the headquarters of the combat burned an officer!, who also sucked in the shell! I cry of pain for my country.

Review of Night Vision Camera on Google Play:

11 October 2012
App is fucking! We are best! 0 stars cannot be placed.
The best program, thank you!

Q: What are you going to give her?
A piece of silver and umbrella.
A silver bullet against vampires and an umbrella from the sun if you get bitten? :D

About Google Glasses:

Re-programmed, in his points, the command "take a picture" in "nihuya sebe", and backwards no? Tell me what to do?

from Habrabrabr:

The xxx:
The moral of this fairy tale is this:
Errors were everybody.
They are taught.
Analyze the market completely.
YYYY :
Three times I have communicated you.
I read before I understood,
This is not a poem ever. = = (
Do not write anymore in the column.
and ZZZ:
Or maybe,
Should have
As Majakovsky
to write?

then
and Rhythm
Do not need!

Women are looking for men without material problems, in order to become their most important material problem.

Funny Yozik: Interestingly, and the manufacturers of IPPs know how fiercely they are hated in office buildings, where voltage changes are quite frequent?
VELYYY Yozik: And more interestingly, did they take these sounds for the alert about the power disconnection from the military’s developments to demoralize the enemy?

Stachanov just had a diamond circle.

Can you wash the eggs?
Tag: my
Tagged: Orange
M :????? to
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