Her Majesty for 2 months complained to me that because of the small s\p can not close the credit card. Asked how much she was missing, he symbolically gave her the amount. I bought my new jeans.

Please protect me xxx)
Yyy: go to bed, I’ll cover up))

But here is another case with Varlak aka Shadow Risi)
In fact, the first time he was sitting "behind the roof" constantly, because his temperament is exclusively loving, and healthy cats on healthy food and in the fresh air gladly flow at all not like the "city" on the dry.

That is why he was isolated from the female sex in the volley. At the same time, about the appearance of the new village kitten quickly smelled and dragged overnight to the site on the subject of "and you who are." They came by 2-3, temporarily forgot about internal contradictions. Every morning, the volleyer had fresh bloody traces of decomposition “through the barracks”, and Varlak was covered with the first combat scars.

Time passed and, being the cat initially not the smallest even for the Maine Coon, Varlak slightly thickened and bored from the "sitting" way of life. And the girls decided to let him go for a free walk. First during the day and then at night.

And the first night, when Varlak did not close, was a very unpleasant surprise for local boys. They were accustomed to the fact that you could come at night, like in a movie, and tick a stranger with sticks through the roof.

At two o’clock in the night, the population was awakened by a terrible storm, first on the territory of the breeding farm, and then rapidly moving away in the direction of corn fields.
Varlak, in fact, then came only in the morning, lying out for a long time, shaking with his broken ears. He ate his piece of meat and went to bed until evening.

YY: He threatened me with suicide...I wrote him a type and you don’t think it’s good for me?)) Whoever has lost his life for me.)
XX: This is the most brilliant answer to such claims!!!! to

Flash: A friend told a story. They went for a friend to her home with her brother to go to the DR together. She says, sit in the living room, I’m going. And in the living room there was a cage with a rabbit, so they pulled him out to play. The rabbit, like a rabbit, was wearing in different directions, simultaneously hitting the bed, the closet, or some of the guys. "How fun!" – the guys thought. After a while, a friend enters the room and says, "You got him to the hero? He is blind!"

Men also have their own analogue wedding dress (a dress that is worn once in life and then hangs in the closet). This is the Dembellic form.

From Creators

"Spring of Spring"
" And you are me from the pine...",
" We are in the area",
"Church of Chongqing",
" Strong Nuts"
"A dog is better than a wife"
" Don’t love my brains"
"Pets and Pets"
"Call your Zee"
"Chips, chips, lavender"
"Summer and summer"
"Like and"

The new song is "Rouru".
Fuck, shoot them now!! to
This is a nightmare, erase my memory, fuck me.

Comment on YouTube under the video of the pickup:
I was taught by a pickup master, he taught me. Then I tempted him and fucked himself :)

The defense of any system always needs fools.

grandmother

Years ago I had to travel from Murmansk to Moscow. In July. For those who do not know, I will explain - in the summer, everybody is actively breaking south, there are few trains, everybody is crowded and rejected.
And here, a placard car, in front of us – for some unknown reasons instantly “songed” companion of me, a teenager, a student and the head of one of the zones – placed on the side shelf mother and daughter. And the cat!
For those who have little acquaintance with cats, I will explain again: usually the cat will endure any trip, although in the car to the nearest veterinarian is extremely difficult (the type is swallowing, rattling and mosquitoing). But this graceful black individual behaved rarely decently. She sat quietly on the leash and even signaled when she needed a tamper for the newspaper.
Everything would be nothing, but after a few "cupes" further on the wagon carried to warm up in the sun of about a year old baby. Here it is not necessary to explain to anyone that a child at this age and five minutes in place will not sit, but are expected for a whole day. His parents devotedly tried for almost six hours to get him something to do, so that he sat on the shelf smoothly and did not try to crawl on the dirty floor and smash other passengers.
And then came the moment – finally the tormented mother could not withstand:
If you don’t calm down, the grandmother will come after you!! to
The child digested the information and gave a response:
Oh yeah yeah!! to
“Will you be!”!” – was distributed from our “spinner”, and in the same tonality.
The child is silent by surprise. I looked at the cat with amazement.
The child apparently analyzed everything and came to the conclusion that this was a coincidence, and why decided to start a new charm.

WOW to WOW!! But it is somewhat quieter.
The cat immediately repeated the scream with such accuracy as if a dictionary was built in it.
The child was silent again, and with him the whole car was silent: they were waiting for the developments of this unexpected entertainment.
The child remained silent for a long time, for three minutes, and then decided to clarify what was going on.
A whisper, a whisper?
The cat, very loudly, on the whole car, with a terrible voice, right with a whisper of some kind: - STOP!!!! to

As the car did not come down from the rails from the hump you can write down only on the fact that the trains are quite strong. I crushed everything, even a cat.

But in order not to scare the child the cat was still shown to him. After a while he quietly asked, “Mami, hottu Baba!”

On February 23, the husband asked to give himself. I can’t do without packaging. I had to buy clothes, shoes and jewelry. I am not sorry for my husband.

xxx: mill, jacka, I can't share.genial marketing move!Ivanovsky toilet paper.not much of what it's called 69 (it's crazy what???There is an inscription on it - 100,000 excellent prizes! search in the roll!
X: Fuck, I remembered not having time to shake up, but not everyone has such iron nerves!

BBC website on the study of Russian language:

Pay attention to the emphasis in the words, because a mistake in the emphasis can completely change the meaning of the word. For example, I cry means the intention to pay, and I cry – what you are crying (per above the prices in present-day Russia).

I admire my mother’s logic – she for several years insisted that my brother should not go to the army, but study. Now he is 28, and Mom calmly says "What gifts for 23? He did not serve"

I have a zombie cat.
WOW :?? to
If in the morning, from under the blanket, a piece of living flesh will be wiped out, he will not calm down until he turns dark and wipes him to death!

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Idiots are fucking.

I got a tie for $12,000.
Yesterday was 20,000.
The costume is 2000.
What to do???? to

The Corporate Chat:
What gifts are usually given to boys?
Karina has sex.
Lilia to boys?
Karina is friendship.

The grandmother of the reserve officer congratulated the grandson who dropped out of the army? Did you not wish to congratulate her? She really defended her country, unlike you. February 23 is not a man's day, but the day of the Soviet army and naval fleet initially, and those who have been cut off from the army have about the same attitude to it as to March 8.

So, my son, what do we have? Absolute evil and a lot of madness around.