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[ + 76 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43832
 01.03.2011
And I belong to the generation who hand-drawn the fields in notebooks.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43831
 01.03.2011
Today in Philosophy.
Ancient Greek philosophers believed that the world consists of four elements: Water, Wind, Fire and Earth.
Someone from the audience :.....and from Mila Jovovich

[ + 77 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43830
 01.03.2011
By the way, yes!
Let the Japanese attack us! Will I personally fight? Why Why? That these oligarchs, officials and deputies with their jokes still play and steal the people? Oh well fuck! That these two Kremlin clowns with their horde of jopolies still pretend to lead the country to the bright and great? In the ass! That this gathering of drunken addicts, now demanding the treatment of the gentlemen, would still bring on the people more horror than the bandits from whom they were supposed to protect? In the fucking!
The Japanese attack! Just don’t be fooled at the people. He and so from his "national lovers" got a lot of...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43829
 01.03.2011
When Dmitry Anatolyevich was a young man and he was driving himself, one day he was stopped by GIA employees and checked for a long time.
Then they released him and forgot about the case, but Dmitry Anatolyevich did not forget. Look at all the roads of the country - PIDR.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43828
 01.03.2011
$Clubs $9:34
I will not go to school, for example, when the wind is 20 meters per second.
Didn’t you have that in your childhood?
The Destroyer 9:35
It was, but the wind was favorable and we flew much faster.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43827
 01.03.2011
There was one in our class as well. Everything has been said about Linux, Opensors...
Then the car hit him again.
from linux.org

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43826
 01.03.2011
News: Ukrainians and Russians refuse to evacuate from Libya"
No matter how fucking in Libya, there are more fucking in the homeland!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43825
 01.03.2011
Maybe I’ll go to Riga. Which language is better to communicate with locals (shops there, museum), in Russian or English?
- on their native through a speaker - after a couple of phrases they will themselves switch to Russian. and ;)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43824
 01.03.2011
XXX: I buy a car battery. There were two Koreans with me. The car seller is guaranteed. I play Mazda Capella. Is he a name? I think, in a deaf (or dumb), I speak Cappella. I thought he meant Mazda Familia. Is it your name? Let these horses also roast.

xxx: Now I am Dmitry Sergeevich Kapella, blaat....

[ + 140 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43823
 01.03.2011
(from the forum)

Few things can frighten me after our turtle got stuck under a crucifixion of a wheelchair and pulled out of a dark corridor with it.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №43822
 01.03.2011
Oh my God, what am I doing!
What have I spent my whole life on?! to
YYY: Oh how it took...
XXX: Now I will have to buy health vegetables for all the gold.
Zzzz: Lol, he’s still with us.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43821
 01.03.2011
“Listen, but now the owner of the car will come and we will have trouble. Shut up and take a picture, or I will fall out of the hood.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43820
 01.03.2011
You may not believe me, but this story is absolutely true!
I work as a jewelry seller in Mega. Everyone gets caught. So here’s another "everything" It stands 5 meters from the shelf and looks into the window. She appears to be interested, but does not decide to approach. I start calling, I say, come and look. She is fading. and explains. Something like, "yes no, that you, I can’t, when I approach all the jewelry breaks down right away". I like them)) I start to quietly roast about myself and get all the shit. I get pearl beams and stuff, such as, "you that, here a keval thread, stronger than titanium, it can be used instead of a car wire." What kind of cowardice, fucking? But the woman believes and quietly steals.
At this moment, the forest is broken. I fucking ought. As for her, the buses are new, the leash is strong. But the woman stumbled more. She grabbed her head, stumbled on something like "aaaaaaa, it starts again", ran in circles and hysterically turned away from the shelf. And I stood like a fool—as if you would reassure her, I said it would not break, and she warned. And his fuck knows whether to calm her down, or to gather the butts. In short, this is how it happens.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43819
 01.03.2011
Pingwin4ik
Remember that he loves.

pingwin4ik (01:07:38 26/02/2011)
A gift to make him happy.

retro_cola
sex, cigars, whiskey, mate to chew

retro_cola
What should I give him of this?

retro_cola
Do you think sex is good?

Pingwin4ik
I invented

retro_cola
burned

Pingwin4ik
A little bit of sleep, then immediately after the onset of the fairy orgasm get a bottle of whisker and a already smoked cigar from under the bed and say loudly, "Well, fuck it!" Happy Birthday!"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43818
 01.03.2011
Q: What is your relationship?
ууу: friendly - I raise her mood by communicating and friendly flirting, and she friendlyly gives to touch the breasts when I am close to a nervous breakdown.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43817
 01.03.2011
Announcement: I am suspicious. It is cheap.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43816
 01.03.2011
I also bought a snorkel yesterday, now I scream for 20 minutes a day... my husband watched yesterday, as I scream, says, “You’ll have a snorkel there soon!”" I scream "Ah, she’s called TALIA!"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43815
 01.03.2011
The dialogue of those who watched and wanted to see the new film "Mechanic":
XXX: Did you like the movie?
YYY: Yes, the same "Carrier", only on foot.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №43814
 28.02.2011
Maximum of:
Do You Spike English?
Ounley from May Hart!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43813
 28.02.2011
I watched the Sberbank advertisement.
"Come to Sberbank, for it is on every street"

Mother :
Of course, the sberbank on every step, better if the toilets set up. :D

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