How then came from vacation and did not find his ceds at work (who spares), found other similar ones, cords only others, dressed them (also spares), comes a guy, I see in his ceds, presents, I ask: "and where did you get them?" by his explanations I understand that the guy took my ceds and changed the cords so that they do not suspect. Conclusion: I myself do not suspect the guy spheres his cages. Moral: In Russia, the time has arrived when you curb what was curbed from you.

My favorite guitar teacher taught me lifehack how not to make a mistake in a four-way rhythmic pulse. Instead of "RAZ-da-three-four" say "I-di-o-ty".

I’t be me if I didn’t make it into "PI-da-ra-sy".

The main thing now, coming to the class, accidentally not to give it...

I go here in the bus, in front of me is a girl with my mother, a daughter of strength 5 years old, and between them there is this conversation:



Mom, what is an orgasm?

How do you know this word?

The teachers said

This is when your mouth is full and you are fine.

I decided to sell my old nine. I looked at the prices of similar from $ 3-4 thousand. Since my car in perfect condition put out for $3,500, the average price.



A few weeks later a guy calls, offers an exchange for the same color and year of issue nine and as he said, "WITH A GOOD PAY". I didn’t understand anything, but we agreed to meet.



Arrives the next day one in one car like my, except for not significant little things. Approaches, says, "My name is Vasil", I answer "significantly" he did not understand the joke, well okay. Then he begins to tell me how good his car is, how much he loves it, where he visited it (“very important info”) and how much he needs money...so stop!!! “I don’t understand,” I answer. This head says, "Well, I put my own for $5,000, for a year no one has bought, found yours and with your additional payment in 1500-2000 I would change..."



Yes, I stumbled and lost the gift of speech from what was heard. He turned and went to his car. He cried loudly, sprinkling saliva from my ignorance to him. Then when I left, he demanded reimbursement for the spent time and gasoline.



A year later, I remembered the case and looked at the website where his car was still sold for the same $5,000.



P.S I sold my car for 3,200 a week after meeting with the auto business guru

Daughter Playing Minecraft: Dad, I’m Lost!! to
Just die...
Yes, thank you daddy!
This is the modern reality.

Elite housing is usually built by an elite housing company.

A friend in the New Year broke up with a girlfriend. He did it suddenly and irrevocably. To the question of what he was so disturbing, he remained silent. But we didn’t do such things, especially on holidays, when there’s nothing to do. Here is the moment of truth.
In short, she on her corporate, on the go, hit her eyebrows, felt like a great deceiver, came to me, fucked and went home. And I wrote me from a taxi clever essays, such as, sorry I couldn’t stay, my mom would be worried, but you were superb, chmooki-chmooki.
Is this a reason for separation? Do you like to fuck with drunk girls? Do you like girls who sleep at home?
“I don’t like being fucked in Peter while I’m sitting at a workshop in Voronezh for the third day. This is a great reason for me to break up.

The statistician drowned, crossing a river, the average depth of which was only one meter.

To the translator: you can call intimate lubrication - "Epic power".

Why Why?

Why use all kinds of chassams, audio tags, tunics and other song recognizers if there is a Google!? to
It is enough to enter only a piece of the song, for example: "a fa nana".

A song without words? What, then, to enter in Google: "la-la-la"?

If Leo doesn’t give the Oscars this year, then the Dicaprist uprising will begin.
WOW: U-Y-Y-Y... Or the Capronarians!
If only not capricious.

Google to help:

It is paddle...
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Kial: Haval now, from the nephig to do robbed a telecome. And there the Soviet cartoon Aybolit is going.
So, an interesting fact - the first good gray sage flying on giant eagles was he, not Gandalf.
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The cartoon was removed before 1953. Because then Tolkan Hobot published.

Dr. Ayboly is a fictional doctor, a character of several works by Korney Chukovsky: poetic fairy tales “Barmalay” (1925), “Aibolit” (1929) and “Oddolejem Barmalay!” (1942), as well as the prose novel “Doctor Aybolyts” (1936).
The song was performed in 1938.

As a child, I didn’t like when the soup floats, carrots, onions, and all kinds of greens. I was capricious about it all the time. And then one day, I started screaming loudly and said

I want a soup without anything.

My mother persuaded me to eat this soup, but I insisted.

I want a soup without anything.

My mother’s patience exhausted, she took a plate and poured water out of the crane.

Eat your soup without anything.

Since then I have not been capricious.

I walked through a yard in the area of the River station. A pair of middle-aged hipsters:
I haven’t seen anywhere public servants work so badly.
Why do we have to see all this snow?
I said "Because crazy, winter"and gone, rust. And those euphoriae are still suffering :)

Neighbors after leaving the dress turn on the music in a new way and go to you to beat your mouths. This is Russia...
>You are a pizzaboll! Do not report the arrival of the data of the caller.
and
> when and how. I was informed that as a result of the neighbors carried me the next day and received from me educational guidelines.

Do you know well about columns?
YYY: of course
YYY: These are such small furious animals.

Kial: Haval now, from the nephig to do robbed a telecome. And there the Soviet cartoon Aybolit is going.
So, an interesting fact - the first good gray sage flying on giant eagles was he, not Gandalf.

With my husband:
Why did you get married at all?
I did not think.
What is?! to
By the call of the heart :)

On the radio "investigated" the cause of the pirate of the gasprom cleaner. One of the versions sent by the listeners was this: the marketing move of the Dior store on the new collection of bags.
An even more stupid version came to mind: it was a marketing move, but the Mitsubishi companies (despite the fact that their brands of cars were stolen), they scammed the cost of the car relative to the grandmother’s bags. Almost three times cheaper.

I spoke a day ago with a very familiar Hindu about the joys of our youthful leisure. Here, I say, we have an incredibly close-up game in the lighthouse. Young people sit around: a guy-girl, a guy-girl... The leader takes the light bulb with his lips and passes the sitting on the right, the one on the next, and so on. And all with the lips, because hands behind the back! Having performed such a circle of honor, the light bulb is shortened a little and again released around the circle.



I point out to this Hindu the meaning of this game... What is this child of the Kamasutra jungle?



He said, “You are the extremists, the Russians. Why are you not burning?! to