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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11479
 22.10.2008
Nejsweet (13:42:18 8/10/2008)
I go to lunch with Lisa at 2 p.m. I thought you would go with me. from it is possible?* is

OJI'kO (13:42:26 8/10/2008)
JJJJ)

OJI'kO (13:42:35 8/10/2008)
Happiness

OJI'kO (13:42:52 8/10/2008)
Happiness

OJI'kO (13:42:58 8/10/2008)
JARP

OJI'kO (13:43:23 8/10/2008)
It is fucking))

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11478
 22.10.2008
I found it on one website:
The word Denis makes the impression of something good, light, hot, small, fun, active, joyful.

Fuck, I am a cake o_o

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11477
 22.10.2008
Denis RezaTechnowledge (17:16:16 16/10/2008)
Up to 5 p.m. you will be in charge.

Swed (17:16:55 16/10/2008)
If not, the chief will give me a gun and a ticket to Yaroslavl.

Denis ResinaTechnowledge (17:17:11 16/10/2008)
I understood

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11476
 22.10.2008
In such a clever way, the tough Finnish defenders decided to become the best bombers of the season.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11475
 22.10.2008
>GumaNoiD? (16:49:34 10/10/2008)
> encourage me
and gt;
>Mongol (16:51:15 10/10/2008)
> Friday

How sad to read this on Monday... =(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №11474
 22.10.2008
"Garanted old age"

If you live to the age of 60, you are guaranteed old age.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11473
 22.10.2008
My brother told the story.

He arrived from Moscow to St. Petersburg by car. Cities are almost

I knew, the evening was dark, I was lost, and I went under the brick against

of unilateral movement. I just realized my mistake, like from under the bush.

The hiccups run away.

Haishnik was pleased. In addition, a meeting with the capital.

BMW, you can get it right now. Sitting in the car, healer.

He holds a pen above the protocol form, but writes nothing.

He speaks of the horrors of the evil offenders.

The city. He is morally prepared to offer him a sum.

is more interesting. Well, and talk for life while the "client matures":

What have you forgotten in our country? What was not in Moscow?

I came here to live.

It is better in Moscow. All the money is rotating there.

Do you know what a fan of Zenit is in Moscow?

Mint removes the forms of the protocol, says:

Yes, I understand everything. They are champions and they are jealous. Ride only

Look carefully at the signs.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №11472
 22.10.2008
Since American medicine has failed to cope with the nation’s obesity,

The American economy came to help.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11471
 22.10.2008
<StealeR> I once lived in an old apartment, in some new building, joked on the 1st floor. This was my current apartment :) The world is tight.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11470
 22.10.2008
On one of the websites:

"Do you agree to delete this mp3 file within 24 hours of viewing it?"

What a fucking question!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11469
 22.10.2008
She: I went to my fairy tale...good night, dear!!!sweet and pleasant dreams...I love you
He: Last night

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11468
 22.10.2008
He: Tim is asleep, and I am his auto-responsor, programmed to say yes, no compliments.
The compliments to whom?
He is: Yes.
What does it mean yes? I did not understand.
He said, “You are so astute!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11467
 21.10.2008
xxx, fuck you guys
XXX: I have broken up the collar.

#YYY entered the chat.

XXX: and fucking sprinkled on my entire keyboard (
XXX: I’ve gotten it out on time.
X: I thought it was all.
YYY: x_x fuck you are...

#yyy- left the chat.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11466
 21.10.2008
xxx: I clean the contact sheet. if you want to communicate with me send "yes", if you do not want to - send"no"
YYYYYYYYYY

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11465
 21.10.2008
Finns played with Finns.
The Finns have lost :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11464
 21.10.2008
This was the first time I had a spermogram analysis. A young sympathetic nurse handed a glass bowl, took it to a small office, where from the furniture only a chair and a table on which lay several porn magazines. “Well, when you’re done, I’m in the next door,” she said smiling and left me alone. A chopped chair, blurred magazines, constant steps and voices in the hallway, and the door unlocked to the key did not act very excitingly. I had to give the analysis. I began to browse the magazine to get excited...After a few minutes I caught myself in the thought that I was just sitting and enthusiastically reading.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11463
 21.10.2008
Why do we call people we don’t understand crazy and people who don’t understand us fools?
Therefore all fools think that there are fools around them, and all fools think that there are fools around them.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11462
 21.10.2008
"29430 (saved 2008-10-17 at 18:45)
Here's how many fools thought to push a bulb into their mouth and speak uselessly, and wondering who's been to bring the enabled vacuum cleaner to the eye.

Those fools, fools like you, have to be put on.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11461
 21.10.2008
xxh: Recently fully realized the concept of "Globalization"
A professor of physics told an anecdote he read in a weekly newspaper.
In this anecdote, I (like half the audience) learned a quote from BOR with horror.
XHH: My quote...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11460
 21.10.2008
I recently published my school diary for 2nd grade.
Killed 2 records by different teachers in 1 day:

"In the lesson of drawing sing"

"In the music class I danced"

Freeman

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