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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13485
 07.01.2009
No, no man, that’s not all. Listen to:
Hypomonstrapedalophobia is the fear of long words.
Interfector: A Hippopotommonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of pronouncing long words.
Interfector: Behold, you have this hernia, you come to the doctor, he so "Sit down, what do you have?" And you have him "I have a hippo... hippo... hippotommonstrosskeppedalophobia!" And you start running around the office "A-a-a-a-aa! Yippidy!"
<<Argentum>>

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13484
 07.01.2009
Y is fucking! The world is beautiful! ) Do you not notice? )
X : Oh yeah! But she’s dressed well ?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13483
 07.01.2009
One of the brothers turned in the grave, as the other at this time nervously took a baseball beat, went out on the street and looking for Bondarchuk!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №13482
 07.01.2009
xxx: I can't live with my aunt anymore - try to cook on such an orange borsch, and also these her cockroaches about water (((
YYY: What are they?
Yes, it has a water meter, water should be saved all the time. she took the seed in the bath water - she bathed herself in it, then washed it, then washed the floor, and then...
YYY: And that’s a borst, right?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13481
 07.01.2009
The guy who rings on the forums under the nick and with the password qwerty - RESPECT YOU!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13480
 07.01.2009
<-=DRAGO=-> people passavetuite plz passatret shata very very very terrible in ls plz
<profi> look at your face

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13479
 07.01.2009
What seemed unresolved over the course of the semester, by the fifth transfer does not cause any problems.

MEDOFF ©

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13478
 07.01.2009
XXX is Hi!
XXX is cacao?
It was half an hour ago ?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13477
 07.01.2009
I went to the store and bought a carpet. We go to her house,
Can you come in, can we shop?
I am not, I am driving.
She - well, you will take the cheek and swallow it at home.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13476
 07.01.2009
2008-12-19 22:47:56 Anna

Hi, I am 16 years old. I am a virgin, but my boyfriend and I had loves, sperm on the genitals did not get, but got to bed, could I get pregnant in some way? Delay 2 days, pain in the abdomen, a little nausea, appetite is normal. But at this time, I often lacked sleep, was nervous and there was climate change. I am very worried.

2008-12-21 14:29:10 consultant - Vladimir

Hello to Anna. With all my respect for you, I want to tell you that you are a fool. thank you.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №13475
 07.01.2009
Other times you have to do through "I don’t want", so that it doesn’t get through the ass.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13474
 07.01.2009
The story of the Soviet Melchior from Syria reminded us:



A friend of mine, who has long been to Israel,



A Jewish family with a long history and

Traditions dating back thousands of years. A set of traditions

A cup of pure silver,

by the family traditions, if not by Moses himself,

Probably David himself. The cup of Moscow.

The Jewish people celebrated and were very proud of him.

Connecting generations and following traditions.



And then, like in the other story, the glass decided to clean. And in the day,

Under the black layer, a seal was found. George the victorious. On the horse.

A snake with a spear. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm The glass, however, is not

was thrown out. Who is throwing silver?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13473
 07.01.2009
Not my own, but relevant.

"I don't understand why Lenin at the age of 52 was Lenin's grandfather, and Putin was the grandfather of Lenin.

in 52 "young and energetic leader"?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13472
 07.01.2009
You will rest in the grave.
Until the grave to live hope.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13471
 07.01.2009
1 to Hello! Do we guess? Send me a male name and send this text to the other girls from your contact list. The seventh name that comes is the name of the man who loves you.
2 - Go you spammers! :D
1 – Well say it!! to
2 – Epiphany
1 I will remind you.
2 is the 7th? :D
1 of 1 Agha :(
2 - And lovingly will be Yopa *ROFL*

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13470
 07.01.2009
Nurses
and :(

Luciano
What is?

Nurses
Damn you guys (you guys are degrading)

Nurses
It is already shrinking (

Luciano
Speak now

Nurses
I was bored to go for a walk! And he... I never read a book to me.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13469
 07.01.2009
Raffshan: You hear, Neona, I can’t understand, you guys, in my opinion, and that she has a female nick?
Neon has quit.
She has connected.
She: Is it easier?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13468
 07.01.2009
Cellsul : -_- After the New Year stream 2 news revolves. About Gaza and the non-gas sector :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13467
 07.01.2009
Reynolds (English Ravenholm is a small town from the computer game Half-Life 2. The name is derived from the words Raven (the crown) and Holm (a typical root in the name of European cities), so the word Ravenholm can be translated as Voronezh.

© Wikipedia

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13466
 07.01.2009
Nothing so appreciated during the session as fully written conspects (((

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