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[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107810
 06.01.2015
For the Japanese, as far as I know, bringing problems with their behavior to the people around them is considered extremely impolite. Mentality is so.
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As far as I know, bringing people into trouble with their behavior is considered inappropriate simply in a normal society. For example, the English say that a polite person is one who does not cause trouble to others. So the mentality is not that of the Japanese, but of educated people regardless of the name of the country.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107809
 06.01.2015
x: Why do I need to restart the computer after I installed the driver in Windows 7?
for total moral satisfaction.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107808
 06.01.2015
They will find a reason to be upset.
To begin with, Hitler was not going to destroy the Russians as a biological species. But even if he was going to blitzkrieg he planned against the Soviet Union, not against all the Russians in the world.
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You would have a book to read. You know about Hitler only from jokes, I think. In fact, there was still a swipe around him who made it. In fact, from the statements of Göring, the Russians are the lower race, not worthy to be called people. The fate of the Russians is dull physical work, they are not capable of anything more."----- This is just one phrase. There was a whole doctrine.
One thing is incomprehensible - are you so stupid that even on the entertainment resource it has to be told? You have a couple of phrases of all your laziness and stupidity. You have Japanese noble soldiers, then Hitler is almost a mass public.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №107807
 06.01.2015
<...> In order to prevent theft of wood, you can feed them, dry them and enjoy the result. The main thing is not to throw such wood into the oven.
It is...
A relative, who served in the army, said: when the neighbors began to steal wood, he started several fields with artillery powder. The robberies soon ceased due to the lack of a stove.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107806
 06.01.2015
Yes, it is true, only imbeciles go to restaurants with babies.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107805
 06.01.2015
Give the password to proto.
- GIzdvgceYUdzB0EA
Is it so short?
In order not to forget.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107804
 06.01.2015
Hicks, discussing the shutdown of websites in India.

xxx: Where, in India to have fun github this fucking of us will be
yyy: It’s just the disconnection of India from oDesk. The collapse of global development is ensured.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №107803
 06.01.2015
Two of my daughters fought at work.
One with a foam in the mouth proved that "what is good and what is bad" wrote Mikhalkov
The second quietly stated that the author was Mayakovsky at all.
by Mikhailov!!!! to
What is it? 😉 😉
- illiterate, Sergey Mikhalkov, author of the hymn!!!!! to
Mayakovsky and calm down.

here the boss interferes (has gone unnoticed) and offers to look at the internet, because it would be time to work already, and not to be measured by poets.
The chief was asked not to interfere, after which the first aunt said:
look at your internet, but first bet, on the bottle "Hennessy", that the author Mikhalkov
Second: OK, let’s argue that Mayakovsky.
Everyone stops working and gathers around the arguments, someone breaks the bet.
Looking at the internet, the first aunt cries and thinks that everyone is lying there.
second aunt with a laugh: and you call a friend or use the room tip

Summary from the boss: the deal is more expensive than the money, the argument goes for cognac, on the way goes to the pharmacy and buys a sedative and something to improve memory. By the next NG will be on the table to read poems of Mayakovsky for Santa. The working day was extended for half an hour, which flew into the pipe because of a stupid baby dispute. Who in the future will come hunting to bet to come to make a bet to him in the office personally.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107802
 06.01.2015
The more people share democratic values, the less they all get.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107801
 06.01.2015
Yesterday the exam was, came to him from a big and evil body and everything for some reason does not stick and does not work, but the fellow group sat and smiled at something, looking at this ticket, although his condition was similar to mine, and to hysterical joy it did not look like, felt sincerity in his emotions, after which, not long thinking, he stands up and confidently with a smile on his face goes to the bedroom with ready answers.
The first thing he did was to start telling some New Year’s verse, with spells, but still with intonation loudly and clearly, as it should be. After that, he approaches the board and begins to paint... Snowmen... his talent was obviously present, Snowmen succeeded. From above it was also signed: Granddaughter of Santa Claus.
Discomfort reigned in the whole audience, at first I thought that I had some problems in my head, considering that this exam was conducted by our dean and liked to deduct unreliable students even for non-essential provinces, but all to one took off their tickets and watched the outcome with an annoying smile.
After painting a slim Snegurka, he approaches the basement with a note, the dean shrinks there something and says: "With the new year went to the figure!!)
As it turned out in the check-in he had five, and that ticket was one for all our flow, which the dean in honor of the New Year himself wrote))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107800
 06.01.2015
In America, they invented the "black Friday", when discounts in shops reach 90%, and sell up to 85% of the goods.
Our went even further and invented the “black December”, raised prices three times and sold everything!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107799
 06.01.2015
My cats feed, I am embarrassed to tell, an incomprehensible love for latex. Good gloves (I like surgical instead of household, my dishes in them and I paint my hair), pull in the teeth - and let it. But this... when in the field of sight, sorry, condoms... if you don’t have time, they pull them into some of their nits. And then they can, for example, at the time of accumulation in the house of guests to take in the teeth to the middle of the living room and put it. Yes is

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107798
 06.01.2015
Bones: Thanks to people who photograph not food, but how, for example, the adsl is packed.
The Modem! Otherwise, I would have clogged with the cables for a long time.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107797
 06.01.2015
On January 4, anyone who wants to jump will be able to hang in the air for three seconds.

Whoever does not jump is a technician.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107796
 06.01.2015
X: I have long been interested in the question of how to correctly write "silence".
Through the gap :)
x thank you. Writing through a defiant ("by silence") is not possible here in principle or are there any exceptions?
Exception – the WebMoney Classic program. There *"by silence" is written exactly like this and no differently :)
y: they bought this right =))

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107795
 06.01.2015
This is:
I went to Dacia. There we had wood in the barracks. I told my neighbors about it. The neighbor is like this: "Yes, you have fig trees, thin". It does not burn...
In order to avoid theft of wood, you can feed them with silicate, dry and enjoy the result. The main thing is not to throw such wood into the oven.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107794
 06.01.2015
(Considering the photo of a guy with a long new-fashioned hairstyle, in shoes on a high platform, in sloppy shortened pants - this frick)
He must have a very cool and fast car.
Why did you take it?
People on the streets could not be so tolerant.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107793
 06.01.2015
The Syrian hamsters are cool.
Their cheeks are so offgenic, they are filled with food... But these hamsters are also offgenic - they really think that you can joke in these cheeks... Otherwise you won't explain why they push 5 nuts there for so long and persistently, which immediately fall out.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №107792
 06.01.2015
There are no bad children. There are stupid parents (C) Dad.

The same applies to dogs. Another sect of humiliated and offended fucking.

P.S. I was driving on a electric car on Saturday night. Electricity is nearby, population - 1 person per compartment. A miracle judo with three trailers clings to Vichino and goes straight to me. After a large-scale swing of spots into clothes and a flash survey on the subject of the desire to swing (for the whole car itself), all three are given tablets, and all three are wrestling three different games with maximum volume. You can guess how beautiful it was. When I polently clarified whether the lady knew that headphones were invented before her birth, and whether she would not want to introduce this achievement to the electronics of her children, I was called a bitch and a detoon hater. The surrounding population was divided 50/50 into supportive and sympathetic (gender and age).
I will remember millions of such cases in my life. And always "go fse nahui,ya fairy".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №107791
 06.01.2015
And also about children in public places: restaurants don’t just lose a portion of their profits. Recently we just had to get up and leave because of a child’s scream. Oral, like a fire sirene, a kind of two-year-old child, the second was subdued to him, the third, fortunately, was caught and taken away. The staff looked depressed, but when we realized it was too much, we left without making an order. There was also a large company in the neighborhood. I don’t think the orders of these crazy seeds would even approach our total check.

Something seriously needs to be done about it. Detophiles are always talking about violating their rights, but at the same time no one thinks about adult people who just want to rest and / or drink in the normal atmosphere of any other institution other than a bar or strip club. Because "one-mothers" and "one-children", and the most unrighteous person in our country is an adult, working and childless.

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