from Miumau.
The transplant surgeon encourages the patient in the hallway: "Well, wait a little more, the new year is soon!" On New Year's Eve, everyone drunk, will drive and walk drunk around the city! How many people will be killed! You will probably get a kidney too!".

here here :

The nail in the egg, the egg in the box... People, there the duck with the rabbit did not run through the Red Square?

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not yet, but the fact that in the castle was a two-headed cage endless, it is yes, there is such a...

xxx: I usually get up late at work, but today why did I wake up at 7. Following an ancient instinct, he began to watch ninja turtles.

Who are you working for?
The focus.
In the circus, right?
In the bank. I give 2 rubles, I get 3.

xxx: I had a friend... a crazy fan of Arya and Alice, like Kipelov, always walked in the dark, with chains-claps, in short, a typical such a rocker. but little of what he was called Sergey Lazarev, so did his fatherhood - Dmitrievich and the initials (respectively) LSD)))) so they called him, Lsdec...

Commentary on Porn Tracker
Parking is bad.
Better put the laminate.
And the plinth is twisted.
Better repair than fucking.
Repair is always such an apple (((
I think it depends on the gender! It was necessary to put the substrate 3 mm under the parquet!!! to
Something the door box does not inspire confidence in me.
The height of the socket from the floor is clearly below the Euro standard.
I didn’t burn the fire, or I’d...
- what is characteristic: even the large breasts of the devacha could not hide all the mistakes of repair

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I totally disagree with the above.

ross_grifon: People, the video of the "Euromaidan" all watched? Now it is clear which language in Ukraine is native. Everyone immediately remembered him.

My daughter 2 months. He does not want to fall asleep. The wife jumped on the tablet softin with a whirlwind and turned it on.

Oil painting: time of the second half of the night. Mom sleeps, Dad sleeps, and daughter listens to the whistles and cries.

I bought an ananas.
He opened, ate the pineapple, drank the juice and threw out the bowl.
I understand that I’ve gone through sex?

Luke is hot:
It is not the men are disturbed in sex, it is the grandmothers constantly say that the men are disturbed in sex, so that the men do not forget that they are disturbed in sex, otherwise the grandmothers will just have nothing to eat. andquot;

I’m going to go to bed today so that you don’t get it tomorrow.)
He did not understand humor.
Not to let you sleep.
He: A, so it is clear)

A manager is a person of non-traditional professional orientation.

Current audience, pause before the couple. At the department, two comrades broadcast music from the phone through the microphone installed for the teaching. The music is heavy, a person unconsecrated may feel like he has fallen into the branch of hell. On the last row sits a company with a guitar and, despite the fact that even the participants barely hear themselves, courageously plays something. At a certain point, the music on the phone is turned off either due to lack of charge or due to an accidentally pressed button. For a couple of moments, a ringing silence reigned, and then from the back of the row came the echoing victory:
Everything goes according to plan! Everything goes according to plan!

The task:
A body weighing 200 grams slides from the mountain. Angle of inclination 30 degrees, length of descent 1 meter
How do you know what speed will the body develop by jumping to the foot?

In my youth, the mountains were much higher.

Religion is like insulin. You can't take it from diabetics, but it's not good to plant on it healthy.

Almost like in the anecdote about a perverted man and a woman with avosks - how he opened the coat in front of her, and underneath nothing. She looked at him and said, “I didn’t buy eggs.”
I spend the weekend with my husband at the supermarket. We are paying for such an invited diva. Slowly, with a sense of self-worth, pack his products - each product in a separate free package. There are seven people behind us, the cashier is nervous. The girl enjoys the moment. Let the rest admire her "extra-terrestrial beauty": expanded hair, overlapping eyelids and nails, a ton of makeup and such a strong sunlight. The husband is inextricably, just staring at her, turns to me and says loudly:
Yes, I forgot to buy a chicken grill.
The first laughed me and the boss. And then the whole turn. Under our friendly laughter, the girl quickly retreated.

At first, the SCR wanted to accuse Serdyukov of wrongly crossing the street.
But then he took courage and accused him of negligence.

In my wife’s family, all the grandmothers betray their husbands. My sister is me, her sister is her husband, her aunt is her aunt, her aunt is her uncle, and even her aunt is their aunt, and she is a prostitute. All men have horns like a trolleybus.
This is not a family, but a trolleybus factory.

and Maniachka:
Fuck, I have someone climbing on the ceiling, it feels like mammoths are moving the furniture, judging by the sounds. I will watch.

The Princess Xenia:
cry out loudly: " and we have a gun"
If they answer the same, then take a look.