News on the hub - Nokia begins work with graphene. In comments to the article:
With one graphene-based Nokia 3310, you can break everything except that Nokia 3310; with two Nokia 3310, you can break everything.
yyy: Imagine a family gathering at a table on Easter, taking Nokia in their arms and fighting each other.

Every time Jason Statham drives a car, the gas station behind him explodes spontaneously.

[22:34:39] UberEnot: the suburbs of Helsinki, night. A white hat in the sky
[22:34:45] UberEnot: joltpizdekaxrahnostalo
[22:34:50] UberEnot: Then I look, black

On the Dating Site:
D: I’m looking for a real boy, and there are only a few pins.
I: This is a daring confession, because the tiles find the females of their own kind ;)

Conference on Skype
Are you from Ukraine?
YYYY: Yes
XXX: What about the city?
Tagged: Minsk

A boyfriend was there before the wedding. He studied in Fitzgerald. I asked him to tell a romantic story about how he met his wife. He tells:
I watched the movie “Angels and Demons.” There was a reversed phrase of the type "Antimatter cannot be touched with matter, otherwise it will be a boom." I smiled a little, half the room looked at me like a shit. And then someone knocked me back on the shoulder, I turned around - a girl, like a sympathetic, says: "This container has no idea that the magnetic field is also matter." Then she offered to read about Penning’s Trap. So now she sits and scatters her teeth that her sister during the film did not shy away to sit down to me and discuss the problems of modern physics.

Alexandr Mihailyv:

There was situation. The father of a sports master in karate shot in the air from a carabine (his house on the outskirts of the city). He came in and ran into the house. Devacha, who was a master of the sport, did not expect such an event in masks and masterfully laid the whole outfit on the ground. Right at the entrance door. After such a friendly meeting, the boys quickly got into the bowl and peacefully relaxed... The family, as it is strange, and after a while did not bother. Forgot or killed... It was 3-4 years ago. The Ural.

Kayar Reyron: Tiredness...and still a boss woman is terrible. One and a half hours late, I go to the direct boss with the guilty. I meet along the way with the harsh gaze of Secretary Misha and the sympathetic breaths of colleagues. I think – "all, hanna, will be fired". I look at the boss...a wheel is rolling into the door next to my head! I’m in the space...the boss looks at me carefully, then at the clock...blows that I’ve crossed all boundaries and climbs into the box. I think the dismissal form will get. So this sadistic gets the package of wires!
He opens it up and throws on me with a demonic scream! Guys, I was running for the last time at school...I calmed down well, I didn’t even get fired. The secretary of Misha even bought me beer - this bite and that sympathized... And I am afraid to be late now - our chef in the past was fascinated by biathlon...

I sleep in the morning, I hear the neighbors roar. I think "In the shit! In this morning it is!" I wake up around silence. I fall asleep again. I wake up in silence! And then I realized that this neighbor in my dream is doing repairs.)-:

Masterstop: Everyone has a neighbor with a drill.
Masterstop: And if you don’t have...
Then throw out your drill, shit!

What should I do if I don’t find an epilator?
We will take you to the zoo.

195/100 and more? there are a lot of us in Krasnodar!And we don’t need anyone here...Haches and whores love...

- They borrowed censorship, they say "fuck", and they translate "fuck".
- Ah, I'm not surprised that "Luke, I'm your father!" was in the original "Luke, I'm your mother @bal"

We sleep tired toys, books sleep.
The blankets and pillows of the guys.
Tagged with: chut
I am bluffing :D

As a friend of mine said looking at the iPhone:
What shit is this? A cell phone without buttons is like a grandmother without a breast.

Features of Adobe Master Collection:

Attention to!! In the archive of the Trojan, which starts formatting the system disk!!! to
Don't drive the men there the virus boundaries of sections on disks scattered the writing from the iPad
I broke everything according to the instructions, but the iPad did not appear, I write from Photoshop
Attention to!! In the archive of trolls, which starts formatting your brain!!by 11111
Don’t read the stones! I am scared, I am writing from a gay parade.
Computers, laptops, iPads and phones died, I write from the homephone.

> I can’t stand it anymore:
and gt;
How did you get it, don’t learn stupid. Some fool (apparently a newly-coloured acne >marketer) grabbed onto the 4D attraction and fell away. "D" in 2D and 3D means Dimension, >DIMENSION BLEAD, DIMENSION!!! From what fear the smells, the wind and the iron became > dimensions? There are only three dimensions in our world, and, in theory, time is considered a dimension. There can be no more physically and logically. I would like to give you a textbook on physics and geometry for 4th grade.
More physically and logically it cannot be.

Ahaha, teseract, and other n-dimensional cubes look at you, ignorant, with compassion.

I thought I understood the principle of unilateral roads.
XXX: I sit in the gips, I wonder

From Twitter -
My boy has an iPhone. On the iPhone box on which the fence is drawn (!On the fence is written in white: "huy". This is a Russian creation.

The document, already renowned as the "cat top law", provides for punishment for noise at night, which includes screaming, whistling, knocking, moving furniture, singing, playing musical instruments, as well as cat top, dog whistling, stones and loud snoring.