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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76425
 25.01.2013
YYY: Is it true that the real sex guys do not have sex less often than the porn actors who have sex at work? It all depends on what)
XXX: Ahhhhhhh
YYY: So you have the most sexy profession...
XXX: I'm sexy, and I know it )))

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76424
 25.01.2013
It is fucking!! There is no such word in general!! In general and in general!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76423
 25.01.2013
XXX: Maldives
XXX: I’m going to eat you
XXX is missing you.
YYY: You were bitten by the Tajik?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76422
 25.01.2013
Since the beginning of 2013, a directive of the European Union has entered into force, which provides that pigs, especially Lithuanian pigs, must have special toys, as animals raised for slaughter should be less missed.

Lithuanian media reports that the directive does not specify exactly what toys pigs should have. Per Lithuanian farmers, who for centuries have grown crustaceans in ordinary crustaceans, will have to worry about identifying individual preferences of crustaceans.

Swine farmers in Lithuania are outraged by the fact that, in the face of the rising prices of feed and electricity, the inaccessibility of the Russian market after the Lithuanian swine fever and the fall in meat prices, local producers have to think also about pig entertainment.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №76421
 25.01.2013
I love animals and my husband is allergic.
A little fantasy - and at night next to me sleeps just a very big cat))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №76420
 25.01.2013
I wrote in Vkontakte that I was angry with the obsession of one bank, and their SMMist wrote to me "Roman, Hi. What exactly does it mean?"

[ + 11 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76419
 25.01.2013
The Deputy Director General for Quality set the task: Improve quality management in the service of quality management.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76418
 25.01.2013
Seberya: Do you still believe that the filmmakers first make a movie and then make a trailer from its fragments? No is. First, they make a high-quality, interesting, intriguing trailer, and then write a script for the intermediate episodes, stretching them for two hours.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76417
 25.01.2013
Paul: I read about waiting mode here... and there is no clear answer if it is harmful to the computer (have you heard anything about it?
Zero: You know what I’ll tell you.
Zero: From now on I’ll keep a notebook
Zero: Where will I record all the stupid questions from you?
Zero: In old age I will give a thick Talmud with them
Zero: which will be sold in millions of copies
Zero: I’ll be very rich and buy an island :)
Zero: Simply put, where do you generate such questions?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №76416
 25.01.2013
News on the local portal:

Prosecutor says he sold the car 5 minutes before the accident

According to Zamir Abdulkerimov, it was an accidental ‘street’ transaction. That day, a prosecutor stopped his Mercedes S320 near a kiosk and went out to buy a pack of cigarettes.
"A man approached him at that moment and said he liked the car and he wanted to buy it immediately," the source told Life News. The interrogated claimed that he received half of the sum directly on the spot and handed over the keys of the car to the buyer.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76415
 25.01.2013
XXX: What is beauty? Three letters.
xxx: to save
YYY: The first time was more correct

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76414
 25.01.2013
Today on the unclean from snow staircase suddenly made a bridge from standing position

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76413
 25.01.2013
News "In Russian Google new director", comments:

What could be worse than a female boss? More in IT
yyy: xxx, a man writing "woman" with a soft sign, for example.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76412
 25.01.2013
I’m not that, life is that.
Life is theatre. So if the actors are crazy, then the show will not be better.

[ + 12 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76411
 25.01.2013
XXX is
This morning was fucking.
XXX is
I went to training on Tuesday, most of the load was on my hands. He was tired so his hand could not be raised. Well, yesterday they were sick a little, and this morning just couldn’t get out of bed. Hands not to bend, not to unfold, not to wash. He slipped on the bed like a goose, somewhat like a splash. 10 minutes wearing a shirt, bleat! I decided to drink tea and couldn't bring the cup to my mouth =( In the sortir he went down, barely to his ass stretched to wipe out. My clothes were almost crying!!!! Fuck, I was morally prepared for the fact that everything would be hard to give. But that’s more shit.
XXX is
I felt disabled people.
XXX is
A! Another door in the subway slightly into the fucker came, could not hold =(
XXX is
So don’t go to the cockroach.
YYYY
and ROFL
XXX is
It is not funny =(
XXX is
I think I’ll go for lunch if I don’t bring a spoon to my mouth =(

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №76410
 25.01.2013
1st On the forum found now: "I walk and read in Russian normally".
2nd It’s okay now, it’s everywhere.)

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №76409
 25.01.2013
xxx: grandmother refused the refrigerator that I ordered her, says your fancy from the internet, I need a normal from the store =)

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76408
 25.01.2013
On one of the sites, which daily posts all sorts of pieces in the form of pictures, today posted a gif showing how the key opens the lock. The larvae of the lock in the cut, the sticks are visible, you can see how the key enters the lock. Clearly, interesting, knowledgeable... A little confused inscription under the gif: 18+
The ministries with their reforms.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №76407
 25.01.2013
[14:29:43] Roman: The bow shoots with arrows, and the arbalet, as is known, with bolts. And damage from arbalet screws is much more severe than from arrows. Attention question: who can easily survive a hit of three screws in the body?

XXX: The Elephant
Is it Sasha Grey?
Anastasia: Who is Sasha Grey?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76406
 25.01.2013
By the end of a 12-hour working day, the collective IQ is equal to the temperature of the air in the room.

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