Nikitos: When I arranged for work, I was warned that there was a friendly team here, but I didn’t think that was so much. The boss - in the board his guy, the rest room of the staff and his office it turned out to be the same. I sit on an interview, some guy comes in, approaches the boss and without embarrassment grits so to him: "Tolyanich, move your pelvis, I will sit...", he stood up and splashed on the couch, the guy sat in his place, pulled, crushed his bones and fell asleep. And here by loud communication: "Tolanych, drag your ass here, we have an emergency!". In the background there is a hustle and someone is roaring. Something I think I would like to work here)))

Have you ever wanted to be a girl?
BENGER: O_o
Water is answered)
The water is fucking)
Benger: Congratulations to you! - Your previous question at 3 p.m. "How do you feel about same-sex love?" - move to 2nd place!!! to

k0ld: meet you, keyboard, it’s coffee
k0ld: coffee, meet me, this is the keyboard

Primary :
You remind me of a joke.

Primary :
Boy, what is your name?
–...
Are you a brake?
and Vasa!
How to get to the metro?
I am not a brake.

The Sea:
Which?

and Tarrasque:
Did you get from the customer "project"? Or they have already broken the phone for half an hour, they say that "even 3 hours ago sent".
The Red Tank:
"They are unconscious" They sent it 15 minutes ago, after I called them back. "link to the file"
and Tarrasque:
Fuck, what kind of shit is this?! to
The Red Tank:
This is 47 sheets of handwritten caratules, scanned in the best quality and swung into five-megabyte images each. All this mess would easily get into a word file of five pages of kilobytes as much as 10.
and Tarrasque:
by GM. And the second archive?
The Red Tank:
O O O O O! This is another 18 sheets with a small collar called "drawings and schemes". Also from the hand. Very pleased with topcards, road links and crossings of communications. My 4-year-old daughter is better at painting.

Banner "Victoria, 30 years on the dating site". In the place of men I would think.)

Father told me:
- In our army, the commander of the company was a young lieutenant, interested in U-Shu and similar combat. We spent a week teaching these exercises. It looked roughly like this:
Hands straight in front of you, fingers compressed. Turn your right leg to the right and leave on the width of the shoulder. Leave it wider! Let go wider, I said!! No, it won’t work...
Let go, let go, I said!! to
When the whole company was already sitting on the sword, it came to him:
Fuck the exercise, not the legs.

Corvax: Well, it seems that Omerica will be the first country to ban sex because of impotence.

[22:38:33] Xenia: I remembered another mystery
[22:39:00] Xenia: A bird sitting without a voice in a nest of hair, she sat her eggs outside.
[22:51:43] Ivangø: what is the stroke?
[22:51:59] Ksenia: Yes No
Ivangø is a penguin.
[22:52:09] Ivangø: is it?
[22:52:31] Ivangø: mmm(
[23:58:12] Ivangø: What kind of bird is it?
[23:58:25] Ksenia: This is, Vanechka, fuck

Father Vsevolod Chaplin, head of the synodal department on relations between church and society, a week ago proposed to introduce a dress code in public places, in particular to prohibit the wear of mini shoes on the street.

If a daddy doesn't like mini-sucks, let him not wear them; and forbidding them to girls-women is not his business.

Scientists uncovered the conspiracy of mushrooms and bugs against trees"washed me this dreamed under temperature 40

Kolobok probably never thought that with his help all possible emotions would be expressed.

On the Yandex page in the poster is a terrible call: "Kiss Through the Wall. The first"
I don’t want a prime minister or president. Especially through the wall.

Talk about the importance of smell.
The acquaintance told a story that can safely be included in the "epic file" section. Once he had a tight lunch and returned to the room, he felt that his stomach was unhappy and pushed every way to the opening of the gateway to reduce the amount of accumulated gases. Not thinking long, he decided to carry out a test launch, to then smell and assess the degree of threat to others. Here one important point should be noted - a friend for a week as he had a strong nose. As a result, naturally, without feeling anything, he began to shout with a frightening frequency, initially believing that there is no smell - no burning. He thought so until he received a letter from his colleagues in the room, which contained a single link to the search engine, with a field already filled - "hole locks."

I had a dream: a dormitory, classmates, whom I last saw 15 years ago, are sitting on the closet and perforating a hole in the ceiling into the room on the floor above. I ask – why? They mysteriously smile and report that the girls live there...Wake up with the thought that Freud was right about something...

Call the company to see if the price list has changed:
I: Tell me, has your price changed from the 25th of June?
At the end of the cable: No?
I am : no!

The conversation continued... (c)zellbl4

The Dust:
As the newspaper "Moscow Komsomolets" writes today, citing a source in the secret services, the terrorists planned to detonate the bomb in the night from December 31 to January 1, but the explosive device worked earlier because of the spam that came to the terrorist's phone. According to unofficial information, a congratulation from the cellular operator came to the death woman's phone. As a result of the explosion of the bomb, the terrorist died, the accomplices of the murderer managed to escape.

Oh yeah, the blade! I would buy something more fun. At C# the software would be twisted for the analysis of the incoming.It would be more expensive, of course.But, I think, against the background of the cost of the combat component - it would be lost.

zzz: a dynamically developing terrorist organization with a young and friendly team requires a C# programmer, payment is contractual

Why do you eat this cake? The mice are running!"
"The mouse for a long time"

in a rush, bite, pressing, the granite of science... and all the time before that, I was only licking it and hoping it would melt.

XXX: soon on February 14th, I know the recipe for the cake, I will prepare my holiday cake. Although he doesn’t like cakes.
Make him a holiday chicken.
I don’t kill my relatives =)
Then the pig.
His relatives too...