The trolls of Deborabali have already become as fat as the editor's mommy.

I go with a friend in his car. Comrade, by the way, is divorcing his wife. There’s a very hard metal playing in the car, and I’m joking about asking, Sereg, I’m looking, do you like to call Satan sometimes? What he answers me with a stone-faced calm voice is that I called Satan some time 7 years ago... [five-second pause]... and married her.

A gift is something you are given free of charge. Don't like - throw it out the same place where and all your stuff about gift payments, about the wrong price, the wrong quality of the gift and so on. And even better, give it to a lonely neighbor-pensioner. You are out, banderols.

Can I see the salon?
The Seller:...
Buyer: Well, I’m going to run, right?
Seller with a smile: Who knows you?
Buyer: Where am I going to go? I am 120 kg. When I run, it makes my wife smile and my cat panic.

In Moscow, he sent a letter to Bulgaria.

The girl clit the mark, something was hurt there. Then he asks, “Where is the index?” I am :

After the name of the city.

This is not an index. The index should have six digits.

Six-digit indices in Russia There are four in Bulgaria.

Do you think Bulgaria is not Russia?

Yes, I am saying...

The girl went for the boss. She came, admitted that Bulgaria is still not Russia, but once it is not Russia, then it is not Russia.

- In a letter to abroad, you must, says the boss, write the address in Latin.

In Bulgaria, the letters are the same as in our country.

- No, the same letters as in our country, only in Kazakhstan, Belarus and Ukraine.

Here were Cyril and Methodius, who lived in Bulgaria, and invented the alphabet for us all. Even in the city of Veliko Tirnovo, the university is named after them, just a letter there, look at the address...

It was so long ago, now everything has changed.

I have to say that in the intonation of the boss there was no hassle, on the contrary, she was very kind and sincerely tried to convince me, an inadequate client, of my error. Having stopped insisting on Latin, the boss said that the address should then be written in the language of the country to which the letter is sent.

So, I say, it is Bulgarian. Here, look at the hard sign after the letter "B" in the name of the country. Or the word "cathedra"; in Russian it is written "cathedra".

“You know, I’m not a specialist,” she continues, “but I’m sure that in Bulgaria they don’t write that way... Well, we’ll, of course, accept the letter, but I’ll make a copy of your envelope to check it all.

Then I sent a scanned check from the mail to Bulgaria and noticed the inscription on the top of the check:

“Seeking a job? The Russian Post will appreciate your abilities.”

Why is Africa better now than the European colonizers?
They killed, cut and forced to work.
Their black brothers, who now divide the country, just kill and cut.
They are not forced to work.
never ever.

The acquaintance fell into an accident, blamed herself, suddenly went to the turn from the right row and met with the right front wing. A familiar americos writes about this as follows: "She called a lawyer?", "Let him file on the driver of another car to the court, and his lawyer," "and also file on the court on the law enforcement authorities that were driving to the place of the accident for 3 hours."

My sweet girl told me yesterday:
I went to the Moscow subway yesterday, a peak hour, everyone is rushing to work. Just entered the car, arranged more conveniently, a guy runs to the door: Who forgot the phone? Someone fell out of his pocket, I saw! and faster! The phone pulls everyone in turn. Everyone is standing, watching, no one is taking the phone. The trace is already announced. The station. The boy has a slight panic in his eyes. At the last moment of closing the door, he puts his phone on the floor of the car and with a sense of duty he is about to leave. However, he was unable to go far - he was met by the insane look of a stunned woman, who was very strongly gestured. He smiled and answered something and the woman stumbled. The train went into the tunnel.

I think the advertisers have a sending cosmetic.

In the Internet, danger can come from anywhere. But the solution is Yandexbrowser!"

So I would like to add "... now you know exactly the source of danger"

I’ve been writing to you for 10 minutes and you’re not answering. It all depends on us!



Will we wait in the chat? Do you call immediately? I am, of course, the cyborg, but sometimes I leave the monitor to stand on the charging and change the oil.

A few years ago, my friend met with one such special, characteristic Tpshetka. She wildly angered everyone in our company, not least by her unbeaten stupidity.

They’ve been together for about a year and I’ve been alone with her. I wanted to see how high the threshold of her stupidity was.

Do you know the secret of Pasha?

What a secret? She closed her eyes and listened carefully to me.

Do you know what kind of wound is?

“I know,” she answered with a breath.

I think he would have said it himself, but he is very complex about it.

No Tom, just tell me.

Well well well. In fact, Pacha Smirnov is... Uzbek Jamshut Azizov, he just changed his name and surname to get a job. It took me a lot of effort not to get stuck at this point, considering that Pasha was a blonde with blue eyes and in the family all were Russian.

The Truth? She asked with some delay, apparently digesting the information.

Did I lie to you at least once? Do not start this topic yourself. He will tell it himself.

Okay thank you! It is time! She suddenly got up and left. The journey, my guess confirmed - the threshold of stupidity is really extremely high...

That same evening, Pasha comes to me with a beer and tells me about further developments.

They lie in bed, watching a movie.

“Dear man, is there something you don’t want to tell me?

No like...

I want you to confess everything yourself!

In what? I can imagine how Pasha was obviously confused at that moment.

I know your secret!

What is my secret?

She clung to him with her chest, gently hugged him behind her shoulders with her hands and kissed him with the words:

You are a whore!

Out and finish. I wildly rattled probably 20 minutes and couldn’t stop)) Pasha just smiled.

P.S Then they naturally broke up because he couldn’t tolerate such a shit anymore.)

We sit in the evening on the couch in front of the TV. The cat of the parents (healthy British, 6-7 kg) stretched in a chair. After a while, an unhappy bull comes from the chair. Papa jumps from the couch, runs to the cat and gently turns to the other side. The cat cries and falls asleep again. Seeing our questioning views, the father explained: “He lay uncomfortable.”

WOODO office
I don’t get anything on the computer.
Has the rabbit’s leg been lost?
Oh, I forgot...

I saw the pelmeni "Bear’s ear" here in Moscow.

and what?
The name of their pelmeni just got because they have the shape of the ear, in translation from the comi-permian "pel" - it is the ear, and "nyan" - bread. Thus e. "Eye of the test".

I hate the cold and men.
Be a hot lesbian!

Commentary from the news site -
Rosobrnadzor banned another university in Yekaterinburg from recruiting students
The problem was added to the Ural Institute of Business and Management.
Is it really an abbreviation of UIBU?

Dennis, a question about work.
Dennis: Let it go.
Zeka: See, the NAC at work has: Zeka - Zeka, Sasha - Sasha, Misha, We-ra,
Le-Sha, Ko-la, also Je-ka, Le-na, there is even Ga-la Ga-la. And then suddenly, Denis.
Imagine the De-Nie! So why Denis? Where is Denis, why Denis?! to
Dennis: Go to the ass.
Jake: Where is it?
Dennis: In to Jo-pu!

Help - Help
Give me a site with funny quotes.

“Yes, they have a tough Siberian town there, and they don’t even get a word in their pocket. Here, one day, a harsh city maniac bit a vampire to death and drank all his blood.
Why Why?
That is a maniac!

Another day of Hanji is just a celebration of something!

It seems that someone on Friday had a very turbulent corporate, not only with alcohol, but also grass with mushrooms, the waiters carried. Because a more acidic argument I could not see.

Clothing protects the internal organs from solar radiation. PTSD is spread by air droplets. The government is hiding. The medical fraudsters. Enemies around you!

Sorry, folks, for the blatant wording, but that’s shit.