Thank you, O nameless herd, thinking only of swelling with the roots and stifling with the bodies.
Thank you, the faceless bead who calls his girls ‘chuvichas’, ‘shalawas’ and ‘chestdried’, whatever the last word means.

Your wives are wonderfully good in bed when they finally meet a normal man.

Thanks to you. Do not change.

Lisi4ka: Sasha, once again you give your boyfriend the keys, I will kill him!
ALEXA: For what? = – O
Lisi4ka: For what?I come home, I think the soup was left, I need to warm it up, at least to eat it humanly, I open the refrigerator - it's ALL full of beer!
AleksA: :-):-) And where is he?
Lisi4ka: I’m asking, Sherch, you didn’t see the pot standing here, where is it?
Alexis: What is it? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: He pulled it out!I’m out! and you know why?Because he had nothing to cook shrimp and because of the pot the beer did not get into the refrigerator!
Lisi4ka: I’m asking you idiot? what am I going to eat? and he’s telling you soup, shrimp, it’s better!
AlexA: Len, okay, today is Friday, we’ll drink beer with shrimp. Do you have soup? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: I... you found each other.

Announced by:

Sold wedding dress 46 size, white, was worn once.

Silence is the only thing of gold that women do not recognize.

How are you going to deal with the problem of the topolish puff?
As with all Russian problems: drinking and complaining.

Dasistfak

Baron Munchausen is shaken by jealousy when he reads the BOR.

My older brother is today.
My parents gave him an iPad.
Then his friends came to him and gave him an iPad.
I have an iPad :happy:

Yes, to my level of intelligence, as to the Egyptian Wall on foot! Oh...

From Rambler:
A cat named Sel, living in the family of Guy and Anna Espozito in Boston, Massachusetts, was summoned to court - the animal was ordered to become a member of the jury, reports Metro.

According to Anna Espozito, the cat paper could have been erroneously issued when analyzing the census application filled by the spouses during the U.S. Census: in the papers they indicated that their family has a cat Sall. The pet Espozito was taken to the special county "home animals", but probably in the court instance did not notice this and considered Sela a full member of the family.

Sel's owners tried to explain to the city's judicial authorities that Sel is a cat, therefore, does not speak English, and therefore can not take part in the meeting, but no results were given. According to the official website of the Massachusetts judicial system, a member of the jury is not obliged to speak English perfectly.

Now Sally will have to go to a meeting with her mistress. The hearing in the case, during which the cat will become a member of the jury, will be held on March 23, 2011. The essence of the case in which the cat passes through the jury is not disclosed.

In general, I went to pay WoW through webmoney I deposit 10 rubles and see:
Deposit of money: 10 rubles
Commissions: 10 rubles
Deposit amount: 0 rubles

Where is that delay? I have already been in the traffic jams!
Lenin is worth it!
xxx: even at such moments he laughs? ?
......
xxx: no, wait, I'm a puppy, I see him at the monument rubs xDDD

Madness is when on Monday you go into the bus, working hard with your elbows, and after a few seconds you realize that the bus is empty, there is no one at the stop, you are in bed and today is Saturday.

by Erry154:
"Commander-in-Chief Joseph Visaryonovich Shralin made a statement about the attack"
by Vilkabaz:
65 years ago for this description you would have been shot

A younger brother with a smart look is considering a crossword. He reads out loud: “The Work of Karl Marx” and answers businessfully: “Buratino” :)

We have a cat, and a puppy recently bought.
The cat, of course, immediately began trying to eat the poppy.
This morning my patience broke out)) I woke up from the cries of the puppy, the cat has already grabbed him with his leg and is dragging to the bars of the cage)
I pulled the poppy out of the cage, pushed a cat into it and attached the enabled vacuum cleaner to the cage
The cat now does not enter the room to the pope at all.

From the news "Boris Moiseev started getting up from bed"
First comment: Neighbors on the roof sleep in turn... tightly pressing their back to the wall...

XXX: Do I have a question to you?
YYY: I do not know!

Jk: Every time I get into the elevator, I turn my back to the side wall of the cab. I do this so that if someone, during the elevator movement, decides to insert a thin sharp metal object between the doors, for example, a saw, I will not be cut.
And here, every time, I stand, like a fool, on the side and think, “Jake, fool, you’re 30 years old, what fucking thing do you do?”and "
Everyone, fucking a fucker, once.

XHH: By the way, I have an idea here: Putin can not be blasphemed now, because the sin and in general, the bloody blasphemy can sneeze. Putin should be praised. Imagine a hundred people standing on the square and shouting "PUUУУТИН МОЛОДЕЕЕЕЦ!!!" Or grown up like this, with a ugly voice (like the grandmother of the reader-cryer) "Puouutin, whoeelowolluyuyuuwubeeeetz!!And the main thing is to bind the protesters for nothing, because we glorify Putin Molodz. Has the price risen again? A young puppy! Did the officer beat people standing at the stop? Putin is a youth. Did the great PU communicate with the people, and promised them a beautiful life? Yippidy yi yi yippity yay!

Lucky4e6yP: some babies are stupid :-[
Uncle B: Some people are stupid.
Some people are grandmothers.