I work in a bank, seemingly a cultural institution, but next to me sits a cute cute girl who gives out winged expressions every day, like a third-grade welder:

Fuck you fuck!
Eat your twenty.
Eat your twelve!
You are from DAZ (accent on the second word, pronounces with Paphos)!
Fuck you with Cadillac and Pamela!
I can’t wash, I can’t wash, my hands are golden.
Fuck the crew!
Marty is Marty!
How is he called?

And often repeats: "You sit in the same office with you, you will not get that" And how, from me, an IT specialist, you can get that?)

We have a tradition – each year on December 31st we go, and on January 1st we don’t go.

I go through the practice at a large serious enterprise and with me another 2 of my good friends, in general, a small compound of idiots:)Well, somehow with a friend decided to go to the toilet, the impression was just stunning, watched the following picture: a large room entirely covered with a beautiful beige plate of about 2-3 meters in width and 4 meters in length, while the ceiling is 3 meters in height, and at the end of this room right in the center is a white toilet, the throne hall blush, unforgettable imprints:)

There is no greater temptation in the world than to put a finger or a fork in the mouth of a roaring cat.

Did your parents like cats?
They really love life!
Now I understand why they have four children.

from the survey site.
The question:
Wife and daughter-in-law go home completely naked, woman 19 is 37 what to do?? to
Options of Answer:
Yes Yes
– No

We will create our religion on you. Blackjack and the prostitutes. You will peer with your eyes, they will pray for you, and blood will be sold as a healing herb for everything and everyone.

Negroes in palm leaves will whip you with veers and feed you with grapes.

YYY: I’m going to shake the bricks again, ah.

We will build our first church.

When a Russian man loves, it is no longer humanism.

The night. We sleep. The cat is silent and is silent. My daughter is lying on the edge. I hear :
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Standing up, I approached the door of the room.
Oh, it is closed here.
He opens the door. Reference to the cat:
I think you will not enter. I’m you "kiss-kiss", and you’re just whipping... Well, what are you standing, come in... What if not a native? Come in... Wow what stupid you are, the hour of night! Milaha... Well, let’s go, I want to sleep, let’s go... Listen, Armstrong made his step, and you let’s... two crowns... Wii (humiliation), went in.
After a few seconds, the body of the cat was lying between us under a blanket.
I love this woman 😉

from Habr.
Comment on the news about the hacking of the blog of Sergei Mavrodi:
The old lady cheated on her.

I broke up my favorite plate in the room right now...The first thing I thought about was that it was good that it was dirty, you’t have to wash it...Positive thinking, shit...

So, lonely hearts, listen carefully. If you want to change something this year, go on February 14 at 14:14 to the main street of your town (and such a street is everywhere), find the house number 14, and wait. Since the winter, and the notorious white bracelets may not be noticeable under the clothes, with any brightly shining object, the simplest and most noticeable - a small LED flashlight. Turn on and do not damage the battery. Wait until 15:00 all who will come, and then all together go somewhere in the heat, warm up, communicate and get acquainted. A month you have to gather with the spirit and also buy a lamp. and luck.

There are two things in the world that cannot be caught. Avengers and some little black fuck swimming in the bathroom. Which hand you try to direct to the swamp hole, because you don’t want to swim with the black shit, but she’s a shit, untouchable!

He: So what are the plans for the evening, Marinka in guests to take?
She is Umga. The potatoes are already baked.
He is: Me
It is with salt, pepper.
It is: mmm, taste
She has already eaten...
He is:!!!!!!!!! to

Second college, first pair in philosophy.
Prep and student:
Q: Are the spiritual resources exhausted?
C is yes!
Q: So is it? Imagine you’re going to church and want to confess. They say, “Sorry, the mercy is over. There was only sympathy for yesterday.

According to Darwin, man is an animal, according to Freud, just cattle.
Nick Blue

Ordering a taxi?
A familiar girl, Lena, works as a secretary in a large company. She got a new partner, Light. Of course, he does not know all the subtleties of office life yet. The general to her by the selector addresses:
“Light, order a taxi to the airport in an hour.
See also Victor Stepanovich.
He turns around and asks Lena:
What is the taxi number?
I put your phone number on the phone, look.
Then he looks, and there the last number is deleted, and "4" looks like "1".
Light calls the number, and with a thumpy voice asks her:
If you want a blonde, press 2, if a brunette is 3.
Light, not thinking long, presses the key on the selector and asks:
Do you want a blonde or a brunette?
Is it possible to choose a driver? This is service! I have a brunette.
A blonde driver is terrible.

Why are our officials and deputies so distinctive?
This makes them proud of their country.

On the image board:
xxx:I am 18.I am skinhead, already as two years old.I am ashamed that my father is Azerbaijani and my mother is Russian. I’m just afraid that I’ll be angered by my friends who have taken me into a circle of trust. I hate my imprisoned blood, and what if not by the laws of Israel? According to the laws of the Slavs. So who am I?
You are vegetable and vegetable.

In the news tape:
The Volgograd man decided to rape an enot, and he bit him a piece of a member.

Every day the world becomes more foolish.