One: What is so sad?
I want to go home :(
Why are you not at home?
No, I am far from home :(
I want to go home with my clothes :)
One: and where are you? In the Dacia?
Almost in Egypt.
One of them is scuba!!! to

From Twitter:

yuriproff: The Fuck who "is on a business trip"! Yes, it is you! I’m signed up for you at Foursquare, dalbayop, so get out of the cabbage and tie me the money, blat!! to

YouTube is uncomfortable, so comments are made.
I want to offend a man, but I can't find his comment.

Sleep 3 hours a day is bad, but I couldn’t leave the inhabitants of Skyrim alone with these terrible dragons.

S: I’ve talked to my mom, I’ve talked about the New Year, I’ve turned off the TV and I’ve been singing songs on the guitar, she’s said you’re good for the lost generation.
A: Emm... Ten people, seven with a higher education, the other three are still trying to get it, of the first seven – two candidates of technical sciences... was it us my mom called the lost generation?? to

Laziness takes power from our will and gives it to complexes.

with Christmas

You’ll think – the lever turned and said two words, things for a penny, but at the right time and in the right place and these small efforts for someone can turn into a little Christmas miracle.
My wife and I were on the subway today.
At six o’clock in the evening, the feast was approaching, and the people were somewhat dull and cloudy. Probably underground and underground.
At the next station to our first wagon from a distance went a girl with two heavy bags, and of course did not have time, the doors closed long before her.
The girl stopped, dropped her bags on the perron, looked at the clock and barely holding back and breathing hard, covered her face with her palm.
And then, suddenly the door opened again and surprised late, picking up the bags, the bullet flew into the car.
They went.
A winged girl, well, very much wanted to thank her savior, she approached the deaf white wall, behind which the machinery was, slapped her and silently knocked three times.
Suddenly a loud voice came out from the speakers: “To health! Everyone with Christmas coming!

The underground mood immediately passed away, our whole wagon immediately bloomed and replied to the white wall with a disorderly choir: "Thank you and you!“!”

What a threat: “Look at me!” Look at yourself!

xxx: pidders - isolent breaks along when trying to wrap off
XXX: The Blue
XXX: The Holy Spirit
XXX: And how after that not to believe that humanity is a shit

Wife, accompanying from the morning to work, if not in the mood or offended, wishes me a good day.

We are doing home repairs with my father, the tile of the tile is steep. Here my friend called, shared the joy: he has a son. So I called for a note tonight. Father: Well, what about a couple of boxes of vodka and will you wash for a week?
I: Well, tomorrow we go to work, we are so, lettuce.
I: How did you wash me?
Father: Well how, how. When you wash, you’re grown up.
(They are

fluffy: news on the yandex - Depardieu is called to work in the Tyumen Drama Theater
I am crying ?
hroft : ))
hroft: and also he is invited to work in the administration of Mordovia and there an apartment is given
fluffy: well, in principle, a person in life has already arranged)) everything is))

Purchased at "Eldorado" wheat. I checked 3 pieces, none of them are heated, the indicator on the handle does not burn. I don’t think I’ll go to this store anymore, and I’ll go to another one now. It turned out, the seller charged the phone and pulled the extender, which includes the checked equipment, from the socket.

We went to New Year with the family to visit Santa Claus in the Great Ustyug. We drove on the navigator, and this fool brought us to the dam, where Ivan Susanin led the Poles.) Susanna is alive!

X: My brother has a towel in bed. I didn’t think about why it was him. I thought he was eating in his room, maybe wiping it out.
X: Before the New Year, the cleaning was done, his room was cleaned, I sweated a little, I decided to take this towel and my nose was attacked by the wild smell of sperm.
X: He still looks at me: “Now you know my secret and must die!”

The stranger: I have to go and shave.
Oooo, the bikini area? :D
I don’t have a bikini zone.
Den Stranger: I have a family area!

We talk to Glory about the benefits of onanism in a bad mood
Vyacheslav: but at the end of the day, you still stay with your own member in your hand.
I would be scared if I stayed with another member in my hand.

ixbt, Felid, 21.07.2009 05:28:
By the way, the first mention of the conveyor computing scheme was in the Russian army of the 19th century: it was necessary to recalculate the ballistic tables for artillery (the peak of applied mathematics at the time - also the WPC), put 2 companies of soldiers, each took arguments from the previous one, did their operation over them and passed on. At the output of 2 results in the mouth was verified: if they coincide - correct

Annual service centers:
How to recognize this phone! He has a spiral model.
I know Dick.
to whom?? to
The phone is out! Look at the IMEI in the base!

The owner of a sex shop in Chita paid off with swallowed women (ITAR-TASS). Directly I imagine this picture: with the words "X. you, not money!" the businessman rolled out a few expensive phalloimitators on the shelves in front of the shelves!