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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75485
 08.01.2013
Aaa: And all the while Alla Borisovna is an ugly grandmother. Wild doesn’t look bad.
Bbb: rather wild than not bad
ccc: she looks just wild
AAA: Stop, she’s a lot of years old.
BBB: Galkin stood tense

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75484
 08.01.2013
Yes, people have fantasy.
xxx: yesterday downloaded cartoon "Cats in Boots" So what do you think?
xxx: I open the download page today, and torrent - the file is called "Kot in tapki"

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №75483
 08.01.2013
Cat Scientist about Dostoevsky: Crime and Punishment (Classical Prose) at 19:27 / 07-01-2013
Detective a la Russ, clearly written under Fandorin and conceived first in the cycle. The plot is overwhelmed (the Aunt Agatha is traced as a second source of inspiration), the characters are cut out of cardboard, but painted with anyline paints and therefore turned out to be vivid (general, I suspect, fully drawn from Bulgakov, and it is not excluded that with far-reaching plans for screen-making... :)
The correspondence to the era is at the level of mass consciousness. Procols can be found a lot, if such a goal is set. No, it seems that the author worked, the letters picked up. But the overview of encyclopedias cannot replace systematic knowledge.
However, to spend the evening on a cheek that unloads the brains - for this purpose the book is quite suitable. Don’t expect anything from her, except for entertainment.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75482
 08.01.2013
Christmas to you!
“Thank you and you, mother!
Blythe, I forgot it again.
he : what?
We are atheists...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75481
 08.01.2013
‏@severin812
Once I was in such a serious relationship that we never even smiled.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №75480
 08.01.2013
Hi, what are you doing?
I smoke.
What are you smoking?
The grass.
What grass?
What kind of grass?
Do you smoke?
I smoke.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №75479
 08.01.2013
stoneedine :
How good it is to sit in a warm, bright apartment, drink a hot tea and watch the ice shit blow outside the window.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №75478
 08.01.2013
Old monitors with protective film.
By the way, I remember working in the printing, there was a similar protective screen on the monitor. And whether the grounding wire was rubbed, whether the computer was in the outlet without grounding, or what other problem, but this screen accumulated static voltage in unusual volumes. And everyone who wanted to tap the screen with the finger "but this logo we will move here on the form" received a long, about a centimeter, bright blue spark. That literally in a couple of techniques clearly knocked off the habit of strangers ticking their fingers where they do not need to. I’m missing such a Devil now.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75477
 08.01.2013
Which is more expensive - the Lenovo 14", filled Hennesy XO, or the MacBook Pro i7, filled with Zhygulevsky?and (

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75476
 08.01.2013
Victor
Application to Friends
Good time of day!
Do I understand that you studied in Leticia?

Paul is
Who are you and what do you want from me?

Victor
I graduated in 1996 and work in the field of e-commerce. Are you interested in entrepreneurship or additional income?

Paul is
and Emway? :D

Victor
Yes to! The stereotypes?

Paul is
The Experience)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75475
 08.01.2013
Victoria Valetova: If a girl does not snack vodka, it is possible that she is on a diet.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №75474
 07.01.2013
No one knows exactly what happened, but the groundwater level in the village well fell and the water in the village ended.
Ladies and gentlemen, have a conscience.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75473
 07.01.2013
>...that it would be if you would have to pay for leaving the subway too.

You are more careful with such ideas, or instead of raising the price for the trip, you will introduce an exit fee.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75472
 07.01.2013
XXX: Tell me what to do? I used your depilation cream and all my hair fell out!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №75471
 07.01.2013
I have something with the vacuum cleaner - a lot of noise, and suck-not suck. What to do?
My wife and I had a time like that.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75470
 07.01.2013
XXX: Go on a ride.
XXX or in the ass.
I just have a ass!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75469
 07.01.2013
Our modern society is increasingly reminiscent of the lion’s prade: while the females break between the production of food and the upbringing of offspring, the males watch the horizon in order to have the opportunity to resist “strangers.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75468
 07.01.2013
Psydiver: Kolyujya today told how they and Nikita returned from a weekly hike in the mountains-forests and decided in one town to throw out the garbage that they carried with them, so as not to pollute the environment. Unbroken, dirty and with backpacks. The question is, where is the nearest garbage tank?
Those: There... Do you want to throw out or collect?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №75467
 07.01.2013
I have acrophobia. Fear of height. Recently, my family and I were flying to another city to our relatives. I sat in the plane, I sat, stuck in the chair, closed my eyes, I think, well, we will definitely break up. My mom didn’t know that I was afraid of heights, she says, “I was afraid of flying for a long time, when the plane took off I thought, Anya, write this will, or don’t give god what, and the kids after that. And now that - and you don't need to write, you fly with me, quietly like". Thank you, Mom, I have nothing to fear.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75466
 07.01.2013
The gas problem in Russia-Ukraine relations

The people in the world are divided into two categories: some sit on the tubes, and others need money.

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