xxx: India is creating its own football Premier League, you know?
Teams come out on the field and... Are they dancing?? to

01:22 Anastasia Goncharova: The pop had a dog, he loved her

01:23 Anastasia Goncharova: Who writes now in the rhythm, he is probably a fool

01:24 Anastasia Goncharova: Oh...

I bought tea for weight loss.

You drink and don’t want to eat.

It is called BORST.

Tagged with: rofl

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-D

It is not simply to be offensive, because you have to look for a bullying background in every good word.

I called on the phone, wrong number. The literal dialogue:
XXX is hello!
How is allo? Am I calling there?
XXX: No, not there
YYY: Here is what I say...

and >
Simply,, the organizers of this case will come to know that their acquaintances were refused a friendly/family service because of what they did. Per this will force them to release the person and/or remove charges from him. I will not go into any further controversy "good/bad".
Hobbits support me! Itchnik was bound.
and >
This was not an idiot, it was an idiot. And the game was called the "hunt for the naive fool". How could you agree to put a thumb in the police??!! Real people have a rule. Rules written with blood. If the customer wants a paid software, he either provides an authentic distribution or pays the full amount for the purchase. If the distribution of burnt or money is not given, then a free analogue is put. Until you are caught on the installation of the burned software, you are pretending that nothing will happen. But when they are caught, you immediately start to throw something into your excuse, but you have already been enlightened in full. If you want to put a stick, put it at home. Customers only have licenses. No matter what he wants. Call the price immediately. You lose 600 rubles, but keep your freedom. This is what the man who was caught on the...

Fuck you, but how? How could the team verify that it drowned such a dwarf without the help of an iceberg?

When you work like a bee, life doesn’t seem like honey.

I work in a car service. A girl comes. He says, “I need to change candles and oil in the machine. It is urgently needed.” Running
by 32000. Candles were changed 2 thousand years ago, oil needed only 90 thousand. The candles are perfect. Oil in the machine too. Ask her a logical question:

Who told you to change that?
and husband. I said urgently.

We are confused. In a joke we say:

Maybe he just had to drive you out of the house?

She gets huge round eyes and she’s looking at the whole service:

Get out of it, I’ve flown!!! to

Chat straight even uncomfortable, suddenly the truth little burned))))

Dear Father Christmas! Give me a gift for the New Year.
President, and take these two with you in the deer!

And Mishutka saw his empty cup and said with a gentle voice:
Who has eaten out of my cup and eaten it all out?
And who did not apologize to me two weeks ago? Now I eat for two.

My cat eats cactus.

and licking the earth out of the pot

Is it time to feed him?

1 hour after sex:
It smells of sex and woman. and :)
Go and wash ;)

Now I have seen a guy claiming the title of the most foolish and caring man. I went home from the stop, the sidewalk is so frozen, I go and slide myself. At 20 meters, the above-mentioned went, slipped, began to fall forward, set out his leg to keep balance, continued to fall, but already on the side, again somehow aligned by fast overtaking his legs, now he was already flying straight into the road sign, and (!) He turned away. At the end of this dance, he once again slipped and, having made a pyrue, tastingly fell into the swarm, specially made by careful courtiers (as they knew), with the back back. As it turned out, all this time, he tried not to let the little dog fall out of his hands or be crushed by his body. When he approached to help, the victim was sitting in the grove and, turning to the dog on his stomach, said: "It's all right. The horrors are over. Thank you for not going out with Vika. She would be on her heels!" :D

And I was there, wi-fi caught. The network found, but did not give access.

I’ve never seen so many people celebrate Friday the 13th.

Delf: You know, I suffered a year without a girlfriend, do you know how I got? Do not know? But here I will tell you, Blin, I tried to talk to somebody, meet. But as a result, nine (nine) girls were turned from the door. Even my closest friends stopped communicating with me. And how? For a guy twenty-five years to lose everything and everyone. I thought I had gathered myself. No, I just got puzzled. Yes, this car, this work, this Moscow fucking, and just life has been strained!!! This is what it really means to be forever alone. And you are talking...
Do you have a key to 22?
Dutch : No. With 15 fingers.
Delf is trouble.
The girl is harder.
Delf: Well I don't know, the clock at 22 and the guy that without the key won't turn.

Comment on the video about a Japanese talented homeless singer:
"if it was in Russia then the video would be called THE GEST BOMB IN A MINUTE OF FAME!and "

The night. I sleep. Through my dream, I hear the wild cries of my cat. I get up with my eyes closed. I usually bite the mouth. I lie down with a clear conscience...And then I realize that it’s a cat’s whistle in the basement under the window. I start roasting wildly because I imagine myself in the place of a cat:
“I lie down, I sleep. I don’t touch anyone... The master stands up, beats the rod. Is it easier for you? Night is already. Go fuck, go to sleep.”

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