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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90265
 27.11.2013
When I went to the military, we only watched the schedule from the morning when we came there.
XX: Every week was something new.
xx: at second grade we come somehow, we all want to sleep, we approach the schedule
xxx: and on the whole department, at 8 a.m. a wild whistle of 10 students is distributed
xxx: because the fox nobody thought to share the name of the subject and the surname of the colonel, which resulted in an unforgettable combination of "Pierozhkov's Pass"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90264
 27.11.2013
From the 1C programming forum:
They robbed the store. I took some amount. This amount must be deducted. Which document can be formed?
The comments:
A good attempt. But the tax will still have to be paid.
- Be a man - make a document "Theft of cash"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90263
 27.11.2013
To joke about power is nice, but to joke with power is painful.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №90262
 27.11.2013
In the early 1990s, in our OAS pursuit of education. Many pilots study at the Leningrad Academy. They receive higher education. by Zaok. In the session, crowds, fly there and there, rabbits. Plans run full, seats only or in the front kitchen (Tu-154), or in the middle. But there guides work, so they go ahead. Time free, what to do is not a matter, especially when with a session. Our guide told us: "Two people come to Peter, fly home, they passed the session. They go to the front kitchen, and the feathers are thrown on the luggage shelf in the first cabin, as usual. All the way (2 hours of flight) are noted... The weather at home is not important, turned around, but sat on the base. I declare: "Please the passengers of the first cabin stay in their seats until the crew leaves." And here the two appear. Both are ready. But one is stronger, the other holds the hand. In the cabin first as usual, vanity among passengers, gather. Our pilots, stopping near the furage, the one who is stronger, clothes his own, clothes on comrades (with difficulty keeping the vertical position of both) and with the words: "I said we sit at home, and you are on the spare, on the spare!“—Accurately aligns the coat on his unwilling head... Passengers should have been seen... While the men went out, there was a grave silence... They were accompanied by such eyes...”

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №90261
 27.11.2013
The lazy do everything quickly. To get rid of work faster.
They do qualitatively. Not to rebuild later.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90260
 27.11.2013
I came home from the night shift, making coffee in the kitchen. The cleanness of the plate, no dirty dishes. I wanted to call my wife and praise for the rush, then I remembered that I was washing everything yesterday before leaving. and :(

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90259
 27.11.2013
Dating site for a Boy (P) and a Girl (D)

...
Do I need to know something about you? :) Besides that I like you.
Q. What is you specifically interested in? What do you want to know about me?
D is everything.
I am an Ossetian!
d) This is sufficient

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90258
 27.11.2013
I found in Fibonacci:
Everything was mixed in the head of the young virgins, give them a beautiful man, whom the society at the same time underestimated and at the same time made an idol, whom a regiment of armed soldiers will beat for her, after which she will die in her arms, after which, for the sake of prevention, lovingly will take her a fist on the face, after which she will shoot with her fans, after which she will throw her cigarettes and ban her from drinking beer, after which they will smoke and drink together.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90257
 27.11.2013
Great hotel in Pattaya, with fast Wi-Fi in the rooms.
In the bathroom, but not in the toilet.
They really don’t know that in our half of the country two higher education received in the toilet?

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90256
 27.11.2013
after the institute could not find a job, and here came a wonderful time when the money became very lacking and one of my friends called me to work as a conductor in the bus, it does not seem very difficult work, but considering that the working day lasts 16 hours and that we worked for 4 days in a row, it was very exhausting, just before the weekend I stayed to sleep with my girlfriend, I went to bed and I immediately turned off, I wake up in the morning, the girl looks at me and so echoingly smiles,I ask you what, she tells you, at night she became lonely and she decided to stop a little, I turn to her and so confidently say NO, she is confused asking no, I continue, on the next nobody goes out, I turn and go to sleep)) so I thought of the ideal way to get rid of when you

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №90255
 27.11.2013
See also Porch :)
I am at the ophthalmologist. I wear lenses. The doctor begins to look at me, I ask - to remove the lenses?
He says, “No, I don’t need them, they’re transparent, I see everything.
EJ: Transferred to another device, I again - Lenses to remove?
He's so tired of me - Girl, if you want to take something off, then invite me to dinner, and your lenses don't bother me...)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90254
 27.11.2013
I sit, I read, I don’t touch anyone... And here is a bat! The internet is over :(
2 in the meaning?
1: There is money on the account, but there is no internet (((
You have read it all!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90253
 27.11.2013
XXX: They make me shake off the windows. A repair aunt sees in my corner some unnamed flower and says, "Oh, and I had one, big grown up. Then I learned that he had a headache and gave him. In the clinic."
I couldn’t stop (

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90252
 27.11.2013
How is a Tolkien different from a normal person?
A normal person, having accumulated the phrase "Orchanka took the third place in the contest "Beauty of Russia"," will remember about the city of Orsk.
And Tolkien at the moment is worth a great moral effort not to scare the office by falling under the computer and shaking his legs in the air.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90251
 27.11.2013
sable_fuzzy: I also have wonderful hearing discoveries. For example, I was driving with friends in the car, listening to “Silver Rain.” And there the host enthusiastically told about some guru who fell asleep in a truck with oranges and woke up, it seems, in Mexico, where he lived a year on the street and foot food, all the guru and guru in the process. I listened to the floor of my ear, but after the code words "the truck with oranges" I asked a friend if they were talking about it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90250
 26.11.2013
W01and
The first snow.

Anna
Is it snow? 😉 Just a hard rain.)

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90249
 26.11.2013
> If you want to download the latest version of the game - Leave an application with the reason why you are downloading the game.
> The Author Have you worked in Jake all your life? Can I bring you a tax certificate?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90248
 26.11.2013
Comments on the news "Physics are close to creating a brain-like VT"

When recorded in dense masses, areas began to form complex and unpredictable patterns on the surface of the material.
We saw things that seemed absolutely impossible.
by Ogo!! to
Here is how!
...I imagine how they will shrink when they learn that such wonders in Russia are on the glasses every winter.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90247
 26.11.2013
29.11.12 12:55

Why does Google in our country care more about internet users than our government does? Reason to think, I like it.

(O) God be afraid that our government will start to take care of the internet users.
___________________
As you have heard, Blink.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90246
 26.11.2013
What do you think is psoriasis a chemical process?

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