DerArto: Curves in a person, like cash in supermarkets - despite the fact that they have been created a lot, not the fact that they will work all.

I’ll ask her about it tomorrow in a couple. I love to impress people!
Dema: I think it is worth using more effective and sudden methods that have a historical basis.
For example, a copy.
A method tested for thousands of years. They were impressed by people at the time of ancient Greek philosophers.

Vlas: the awkward moment when you need rubber products, and you forgot where they all work
Vlas: found a piece of old wheelchair, hopefully prokatit
Vlas: How I got to this dishwasher.

According to the law, if you borrow money from someone in currency, you have the full right to pay it in rubles at the rate of the day of the deferral.
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Tell this to those who have a mortgage in currency. Let us laugh together.

The mountain road. Dark – we are behind the polar circle, though not much. We do not see the sun during the day, although the polar night has ended - it rises behind the mountains, passes behind them and sits behind the mountains. Now is night.
We passed our stop and returned on foot. No lighting, except that there are lights somewhere in the mountains.
Cars are rare, but pass by.
We were crazyly happy that the owner of the shirt we were shooting, firmly insinuated to us the need to take reflective vests and lamps on our head, we somehow didn’t care that they were “unpleasant.”
Two girls.
of Norway.

I was on the train a day ago. The neighbor is very strange. Talk he loves - it is understandable and nothing out of the line. But when I was going to eat anything from food, he sat down closer and politely and said, “Sorry, you’re going to eat everything?” So, I fell asleep at one point and I see a dream in which I sleep at my shelf peacefully and I also see a dream. In a dream, my neighbor approaches me and is just as polite: "Sorry, will you check out the whole dream?" Only a day and so got=)

It is necessary to introduce a tradition: in honor of the last mortgage payment, the bank gives the borrower a socks.

[24.11.2014 23:58:06] Ivan Korsak (Korss): on Friday I lost my hat, I think where I left it in the office or in the police
[24.11.2014 23:58:21] Ivan Korsak (Korss): after work went to the office there is no one
[24.11.2014 23:58:35] Ivan Korsak (Korss): I come to the police today
[24.11.2014 23:58:40] Ivan Korsak (Korss): and you know what there saw
[24.11.2014 23:59:09] Northern myth (Dmitry): yourself in the mirror?
[24.11.2014 23:59:11] Ivan Korsak (Korss): they wrecked her and as they saw me as an asshole it says not to be stolen as evidence

I have UAZ. With a baal farcope and always a good tyre by season. The ice season has begun and I’ve been hit twice ". The son wrote with a mark on a farcope somewhere read: "Philosophy for Rothoseans"

Somehow so.

People, once you help everyone here, tell me why I, a 34-year-old 190cm 90kg, listening to the song, really want to cry?

Not because my heart hurts.
Because there is it.

Holmes, what do you think about the reflectors?

Watson, do you remember how we caught the Baskerville dog?
This hellish creature rushed to us with a light-reflector on the whole face! The bricks we put down would have been enough for the second Baskerville Hall.

I bought a console from someone, communicated by SMS. This morning comes from him:
I promised to call, but I won’t. Whether you are little at work, or in algebra, or in hostages... in general, how to be free, let me know.

For aggressive religious zombies, I would build a separate GULAG, deprived of all civilizational, scientific and technological advances. Only pop and climbing the forehead on the floor and more earthly worship in the search for answers to the questions of the universe.
2: Long ago built - the monastery is called ;)

Online shop consultant:

You can pay for the goods in any way convenient for you.
Will the Newcastle covers fit?

There was a beauty salon in our city "Elena"(this was the name of the owner and she didn’t get confused with the name). Then this salon bought some Vera and following the tradition changed the name of the salon to "Vera". The slogan arose by itself: "just believe and become more beautiful." But the story did not end there, the salon was bought by a local entrepreneur, Gennady. We kindly persuaded him to rename the salon to "Crocodile Gene".

The Russian Post is something. From Peter in one day sent two banderoles, one so to say by first-class mail, for three hundred re! Another ECM rubles for eight hundred. The question of the buyer - which package will come faster if the EMS courier carries directly to the office, and for the banderol of the first class will have to go to the department?
Well, knowing the post of Russia, both came in the same day?
I did not guess! The first class came in seven days, and the ems is still lucky! As they said in their office – “well you understand us such logistics schemes.” The courier was probably sent on foot from Peter, scuck...
Post Office of Russia - we do not work for money! and :)

They say, the needle in the seed. Others will be burned. I will tell you the truth who thinks so. In the first stack of seed, it is approximately 5 copens. Comp size of two human heights, or even three. Up to 6-8 meters wide. So here. If you burn a pebble, there will be not much less than 1/4 of its mixture of unburnt seed and ashes, because it cannot burn completely because of the lack of air, multiply by 5, and then wait for three or four days until what has not burned will finally fade away, because there is still a little fire. Dampening this mixture is also difficult. How do I know this... I think I still have my ass from the army belt hurt since childhood. I burned a piece of seed :)

As a child, she wrote letters to Allie Pugacheva on toilet paper, then washed in the toilet and thought they reached the address. c) Listened

The Specialist:

I, of course, understand everything, but to raise excursions to the countryside dances in the class of the explorer's feat is beyond the boundary of good and evil. At least, these "intelligence" should understand that the Dark Track is not a place to show disguise skills. Otherwise, the unit may not notice the losses of the soldier.

Have you seen the village girl dressed for dance? There you and glossy fabric, and straws, and loops... Yes, in the new moon it already shines like a New Year’s tree. What flicers there, to the damn mother, if her headlights are illuminated, it is better to be blinded immediately.

The Internet Initiative Development Fund of the Russian Federation in late 2014 released the book only in a printed version of 2000 copies.