I reveal the terrible secret of the "neighbor with a perforator":

The man got a broken apartment, _fully filled with concrete. He is just slowly cutting off his life space. A year is the hallway, another six months is the sorting, another year is the bedroom... Waste is carried out behind the hole of the pants, of course (see). "Flight from Shawshank")

Will we go for a walk tomorrow?
YYY: I am for it. As long as you are warmly dressed.
XXX: Noah may be
YYY: I will give you, maybe!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY This phrase in printed form looks ambiguous xD

This smart man called yesterday, asking to borrow 20 thousand a month. I say, okay, but I don't have rubles, I can give in euros, then you will give on the course. I was offended.

Even more clearly, the harmful meaning appears in the fairy tale, trying to defile another positive hero - the Serpent Gorinich. This remarkable personality, in addition to its high flight qualities, is worthy of respect by being one of the first to use fireworks. In the name of what did the respectable Gorinych let his fireworks and tearful smoke go on? To calm the inhabitants of the city who tried to avoid the payment of the established legal tax! The form of tax does not matter. Did he like to eat people? His legitimate right, since complete military superiority was on his side.

Captain Crocus

The child is sitting at breakfast and, as usual, imagined that the bread is a machine and is riding her on the meal.
Mom asks: "Maybe you can’t play and sing?"
The child, with full wisdom eyes and serious voice answers: "In childhood everyone plays!"
My mom didn’t even find anything to answer.

Walkers, see what you are cooking? My elderly mother, travelling with me as a passenger, made sure that pedestrians on the road are really not visible, and a pedestrian can be shot down at a speed of 30 km / h.
Therefore, my mom started wearing white “reflective” things and was going to buy catapots.
Take care of yourself! Remember, you are not seen!

Stroggs: On average, a person has up to 92 sexual acts per year. In this case, if you believe the statistics, this December will be very hot for me.

– Tell me, have you ever noticed how there, on the boulevards, rocket cars run out there?
Sometimes it seems to me that those who ride them just don’t know what grass or flowers are. They never see them otherwise than at a high speed, she continued. “Show them a green spot and they’ll say, ‘Oh, it’s grass! Show the pink and they will say, “Oh, it’s a rosary!” White spots - houses, brown - cows. One day my uncle tried to drive on the highway at a speed of no more than forty miles per hour. He was arrested and sent to prison for two days. It is funny, right? and sad.
Have you seen advertisements on the highway? They are now 200 feet long. Did you know that they were once only twenty feet long? But now cars are carried on the roads with such speed that advertisements had to be extended, or nobody could read them.

On the issue of roses:
If people carry rosettes, they need it. Are there people working in construction firms? Answer - why in a new modern house in the kitchen 2 (two!) The Roses? Do you have anything else in the kitchen besides a cupcake? Why is there no roof in the bathroom? You don’t shave, you don’t dry your hair, and you haven’t invented the washing machine yet?
Each new home has two options - either to confuse the entire apartment with triplets and extenders (which, by the way, is not quite electrically safe), or to drill walls.
I choose the second option and understand my neighbors who are doing the same.

I read in the innet that someone in the washing machine had cockroaches, thought of the owner of such a good all the most terrible - how can you at all get to that in the cleanest place of the house this happened? Failure is complete! The next day, right in the morning, my machine was stuck and, pouring water through the lower hose, I got the whole family to the glow of scratched bugs.

What an irony! The first channel shows "Fear and Hate in Las Vegas" and warns "The film shows scenes of smoking tobacco. Smoking is bad for your health"

From the forum, the topic of professional symbolism

aaa: I was somehow in the urologist’s office filled with thematic souvenirs. He says, patients for some reason believe that since he is a urologist, then in addition to this organ he does not need anything in life.

And we, as always in this clash, again came to the fact that if all drivers observed the PDD, carefully driven in their lane, not exceeding speed and with light, and pedestrians observing the PDD would walk carefully on the sidewalk or sidewalk (about "out of settlements" remember), going out on the roadway only to make sure that there are no cars, or that they are missed, then there would be no need for flirts, no stupid laws, no fines, no hateful battles,
But since the proportion of stupid selfish careless villiers on cars, scooters, bicycles and among pedestrians is quite large, so we live.
All good

What were the names of the three rich men? Alisha Popovich, Dobryna Nikitich... And the third?
YYY: The former? Oh no...

Each new home has two options - either to confuse the entire apartment with triplets and extenders (which, by the way, is not quite electrically safe), or to drill walls.
I choose the second option and understand my neighbors who are doing the same.

I did repairs in the apartment - completely switched all the wiring, changed the sockets, switches, etc... All the noisy work with the perforator and the stitching of the walls I did for 3 (three!) The day. in the awake. With breaks on the "sleep of neighboring children".
Then the furniture - the built-in closet, the closet, the shelves there, there and there... 3-4 hours with cigarettes for everything.
and all!
But these perforators drill for months! for years! What else can be drilled there? The walls are like cheese. Or will they turn the hole into a hole - the cement will be dotted - the drill again? Sunday, 9 a.m. – Greetings to the country!

Children discuss the school:

Senior (16 years): We have one teacher here in a decree left...
Younger (10 years): Daaaah, you brought her...

xxx: I may, of course, be weird, but for me, mandarines are not associated with the New Year at all. The question is: what, in other times of the year, mandarines are not sold?
YYYYYYYYYYY School among us.

Post on Memory.
I was a youth once. A fan of "Cinema" and lived in a rental apartment. Everyone knows the awkward melodies in their heads. Every time, for a couple of weeks, after leaving the apartment, the brain began to spin "The Last Hero". Until I realized this fact and analyzed it, I did not make a conclusion. The characteristic sound of the closing metal door resembled an accord from a song. And my inner Winamp servily began to spin the chosen track. Day after day...

Without any laws, every year I buy a reflective tape and wearing clothes for my children, because in the winter at five we are already out-of-the-eye dark, and they are still in the classroom to wear.
Flickerers always talk on the bag and lightning.
No, it is now "to bow down" before the authorities...
People, you’re not getting your head shaken, cheeseburger!
Kitty...admin... all the things...

We just played the scene like a French comedy of provisions.
We have a mad, deaf old lady here, who is awake day and night and tries to put everyone on the ground. She tried to close us before we opened up. And behold, I am carrying the garbage today on the laundry we are paying, standing on the site we are paying, and the old lady is throwing on me, pressing her nose to my, and shouting that I do not dare to throw the garbage into her laundry, that she knows everything about me, that I do not pay for anything, well and so on. I did not argue for a long time, I made a kniksen and went on. Not every day I happen to communicate with the living heroes of Dostoevsky, so I decided to take out a second bag of garbage. This time my grandmother decided to follow me to find out where I was working. And I didn’t want her to make my mom a scandal, so I sneaked into a cosmetics and household goods store. There is a ladder so that the old man will not climb it. I turned around and went back to the bar. I come and the door is closed! The old lady still smelled where I was from, and made her mother hysterical, and she knows where they are now!
Meanwhile, my mother, thinking that I was not there for a long time, decided that I was killed. I closed the institution and went to the courtyard, found this grandmother and shouted at her "what did you do to my child?!!! She is missing! Grandma was scared, they found a man and a dog there together and went to look for me. At that time, I was knocking at the closed door and guessing where my grandmother was doing.