They have won! Today I couldn’t go through the robot check...I was offered to pick pictures with bridges, then cars, then buses, and then cars again. At this point my patience broke out and I sent a robot to check that I wasn’t a robot. In short, the bright future has already arrived - the test on non-robot people to pass has become difficult.

A joke, of course, but the Lord keeps the Constitution of the Russian Federation: Article 14 of the Constitution of the Russian Federation 1. The Russian Federation is a secular state. No religion can be established as a state or mandatory.

The xxx:

Would you like to tell us how we invoked ghosts?
Shortly in the night, they took a candy, put it on the mirror, lighted a candle, painted some circles... shortly, some. Well, according to the plan, after the candle was suffocated, if the ghost came, he had to bite the candle, after which the candle was lit again to see the results.

Again, the summer, the village, friends, including 2 girls and 3 boys (including me). The abandoned house. They dismantled everything, lighted a candle, read spells, swallowed the candle. While it was dark, I took and bit the candy and put it back. As soon as the friend knocked on the lighthouse, they all crashed sharply and broke to the exit. As they ran away, it seemed to me that something was popping up there, and it was as if some birds were popping up on the roof. It was a long run, probably five minutes. Then they stopped, everyone’s eyes were angry, everyone’s somewhat flattered. It turned out that they were the first grandmothers who saw the bitten candy. The boys were frightened by the cries and broke up. I was scared of all that crap myself. I didn’t tell anyone about this candy. 😉

The closed women’s community:

Two experts meet and one says:
I don’t understand what is happening at all?
The second:
I will explain everything to you.
The first:
I can explain it myself, I would understand.

In the local forum on the topic of discussing electric shockers.

xxx: can anyone explain the principle of shocker work on your fingers?
On the fingers? Put your fingers in the roof, for example.

The post about the African rocks (tropical freshwater fish), to which the aquarium (on the gips) is thrown first the scorpion, then the scorpion and finally the water snake, and it is all ruthlessly displaced and fattened whole.

Gisod: The film should be about this fish, not a shark.
Gisod: Before this gif, I was more afraid of those creatures that she ate

After training in the gym, changing clothes in the dressing room, by the edge of my ear I hear a man talking on the phone:

Hi daughter! How are you?

Okay, I am at home. You are how?

Am I well seen?

Here I fall into a stupor, turn my head and see him talking on the phone via FaceTime.

I understand, of course, the daughter is probably an adult, but we are in the men's dressing room. The man felt my gaze and several other men, quickly fled into the hall.

"The Russians are tired of the lack of wonderful Norwegian coffee"

Count_1987
After the Belarusian samba and Norwegian coffee will appear to be
Legon
Every time passing past the coffee plantations in the districts of Kirkines, I barely restrain myself, so that, not to catch the blade, jump out of the car and sneakyly spread a metre layer of snow, not to pick up a bag of famous Norwegian coffee.

A friend of mine insulted me. She has a homeopath. He trusts him very much. On his recommendation from the cold washed the nose with all kinds of individually selected homeopathic remedies. Dear people, of course. And I was upset, because I assumed that washing with saliva would also work. And it seems that O. Henry had a story about such a pharmacist.

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes "The Charity of Charity? No to Sir. There was not only water in the glasses. I added a chinine to it for two dollars and ten cents of aniline paint. Many years later, when I was passing through those places again, people asked me to give them another portion of the product.

here

I read in the news about a couple. They really did everything wrong. Literally through my ass. I was surprised that it had to be different.

One old doctor told me about a funny incident that happened 35-40 years ago.
A couple came to him with a complaint about the absence of pregnancy within six months after the wedding. Very impressive self-confident young man from the "higher spheres" and a modest girl, a typical "tollah". I checked that they were both okay, no disturbances. And he decided to find out in more detail how it happened to them. What was discovered. The guy inserted a penis into the vagina and... all! Nothing further. No friction was done. 10 minutes to sleep.
The girl then asked, why didn’t you tell him? And he will ask, and how do you know?and "
The explanatory work the doctor carried out and even received then from a very happy guy some shortage as a thank you.

My acquaintance offended me. She has a homeopath. He trusts him very much. On his recommendation from the cold washed the nose with all kinds of individually selected homeopathic remedies. Dear people, of course. And I was upset, because I assumed that washing with saliva would also work. And it seems that O. Henry had a story about such a pharmacist.

I went to this movie with my husband. very well. My rating is 10 out of 10. I recommend my husband. My husband is cool.

xxx: Do not confuse the "sook" with human nature. I had to read the blog of a guy who was taken to work as a loader in a supermarket in the United States. So, there was described absolutely our mentality in most workers: "landing" (latinos at the head of the shift from the Latinos), reluctance to work, theft and everything else that we do not like so much in the Soviet mentality.
Yyy: Such hamsters, which even a few decades later still blame the USSR, were angry with me before, and now they just smile. Something good - "Vooot, and in the Soviet era it was impossible!", something bad - "The inheritance of the sworn serpent!".

How are you?
I am very angry with my opponent in a dispute, he doesn’t understand the obvious things.
Which ones?
He is a fool.

Where does this hellish idea, that ALL must multiply, come from, if not life has failed? Hereditary diseases, your body is not in the best condition? We are giving birth! Three rounds in a row? Birth is urgent! Without a partner? What a fairy tale, to give birth. No home, no money, no education? Say also, the diads out in the field were born and nothing! To give birth urgently, or else we will all die.
People often scare me and confuse me, yes.

We meet with psychologists in the dressing room. The most interested are interested.
How is life?
and normal.
It cannot be normal. Nothing annoying? And in a number of points.
He once asked in response to himself:
How are you on the network, there are no phases? Does no one make noise on the line?
The eyes of the psychologist for some reason became large and round.

With people it is difficult.
Here the student will hear somewhere that 2 + 2 is equal to 5 and will then begin to tell everyone that this is the case, and those who do not agree - cover with vulgar epithetics, such as lagging behind life. But the student immediately realizes that he is a fool. But if the 45-year-old man in a jacket begins to tell the same thing, you already involuntarily think, maybe he says it, because he knows something you don’t know. Especially if he is not rude to opponents, but just subtly follows them. In the crowd he will always find supporters who will consider him a guru, and only a few will be able to recognize in this authoritative, respected man the most ordinary fool.

Journalist = g + urna + sheet

At the end of the zero, a young guy Kesha worked at the MGU and did not know the grief until their department was raised in the rank - a whole faculty was opened on his base. It was headed by young men, initiative but inexperienced in the mining field of the domestic bureaucracy. Immediately obtained. They accepted four winners of the All-Russian Olympics outside of the competition. Three of them submitted the original certificates of victory in these Olympics, and one - only a photocopy. The commission stumbled. She stated that persons who submitted photocopies will not be accepted in the MGU. The deadline for submitting the originals is 2 days.

And here Kesha calls the phone of this student. out of reach. Call her parents. They report that their daughter has already departed from the Kazan station in the direction of Krasnoyarsk Territory. It will arrive in four days. They remembered that the original letters were right with her. The number of the car is unknown.

Kesha urgently thinks where to intercept the train. The Google Schedule. Cut in half an hour. He has a friend, a graduate student. call to him.

“Don’t ask why, but now you’re rushing to the railway station. I’ll explain it all along the way.

Kesha, are you o.o. what? I’m in the shelter with my friends. Overtaken a little. I don’t need to show people alive now.

You can and need! The fate of mankind. Are you sober among you?

Well yes Petya. He was stuck, his liver sat.

Go on and ride right away!

Half an hour later, the railway station. Parking speed train 10 minutes. In the car breaks into a buoy guy and rattles all the throat: Zemljanikina Ksenia! Congratulations, you have been admitted to the MSU! But what will you do if you don’t give me the original evidence of your victories at the Olympics!

From one of the coupe flew out of the diva and relentlessly gave the originals. The whole wagon blasted. I graduated with a red diploma.

When I was in school, there were no guards. Everything was done by a cleaner with a wet cloth.