What happens when a visitor is in the bathroom? So if he decides to fuck up in the kitchen or balcony, then yes, it's really better not to invite again)))

I went to a free clinic, they said why you have to wait so long for your turn, go to a paid clinic.
I went to a paid clinic, they said why you should pay angry money, go to a free clinic.
The circle closed.

Julia Perminova: How to properly charge the battery with a frog?
Andrei Fadeev: Polarity is not to be confused.
Alexander Kuznetsov: You look at the instruction from the frog, like if the polarity is correct, then the bulb should light up.
Sergey Mishin: and if it is wrong, then the battery should burn.

This is:
>>>>>Tell me, so that until I press the button, no person I don’t know will die in the world?

It is not so. You have a classic logic defect (and, in general, not just you).
In the implication A => B cannot simply take and turn A and B (!A =>!B). When the operanda is reversed, the implications necessarily change in places (!B =>!A), only so, if the original judgment is true, then the opposite is equally true.
Example of:
If Murzick has eggs (A), then (=>) Murzick is a cat, not a cat (B)".
If Murzick has no eggs, then Murzick is not a cat, but a cat, and if Murzick is not a cat, then Murzick has no eggs.

for one resource:

I often sit there and lay out stones.
HH: Although I don’t like it very much
There are only fools in the stones.

They hired us one boy in "Sessurite" - sit, dumb, look at the cameras, get the day.

Ann no: I’m walking around a chocolate vending machine, I’m taking and cuddling, “What chocolate do you want?”

and yes ?

I said, “Take the chocolate and it will fall.” I forgot about it.

The next day I watched panic.

It turns out that the boy had no head, and after my departure, he tossed a chocolate machine all night until he wiped it out completely. Upon arrival, the owner of the machine machine with the head of the guard sat to watch a movie about a dull security guard under the cameras (only on the 1st floor of 8 cameras) who broke the vending machine, beat the machine with coffee, tried to pick up the key from the kiwi terminal with the keys from the keyboard, pushed the ATM- tried to open, sought a place for a chain. All this he did thoroughly dropped some pills and greatly masturbated.

But in another way - and in the method of checking whether his camera writes - he ran to the machine, after standing for a minute and striking his head rushed to the screen and watched if he ate on the cameras.



Briefly referring to how I am protected

I want to learn to play violin.
Trying is not torture. Except for neighbors...

23:08 What are you doing tomorrow?
Yyy, 23:09: I am going to the cinema. You said you were busy.
Xxx, 23:38: Okay
Xxx, 1:17: What are your plans for Sunday night?
Yyy, 9:18: There are no plans :)
Yyy, 16:47 AM Did you just want to make sure I didn’t have any plans?

I have an English top. When he saw my Skyrim medalion, he said, “Skyrim,” and I replied, “For the Nordics!” That’s how I got one of the worst assessments.

At work with a friend, programmers sit on the ground floor, facing the street. One hero always has a device at hand - a bell like a concierge in a hotel, when the appearance of a cute girl passing through the street, the hero rings the bell and all the rumblings from the neighboring cubes run to the windows. What kind of team building do you have?

You probably know a lot of languages!
English is less. Why is?
Nerd: Judging by your writing, Russian is not your first language)))))

Stop calling fools and fools humanitarian.

(Comments to the article on the explosion of domestic gas)

SaloPodgorelo: After all, the most terrifying thing is that we have thousands of ancient mummies in our country, who live alone, see nothing, hear nothing, hear nothing, can at any moment put a cupcake on the plate, forget to flash the light bulb and go and watch the telephone. and to sleep. Then the floor goes down. Who is to blame?

NeddyS: The grandmother? Or what kind of stuff is that?

Asked Google "what is different from a bodybuilder", Google replied to me "You may have meant: what is different from a bodybuilder".

And I always get: "Refusal of a Schengen visa! Fast and reliable!" And contacts. That's why I can't understand the visa refusal for a long time.

I suspect my cat is cuddling.
He left yesterday, came this morning, climbed on the carpet, drank water and fell to sleep.

This story was told by my coach. In the court of 1968, Moscow, he served in the army. Once upon a time, together with two of their comrades, they meet three girls. They meet with them in every dismissal, take care of them, take them to the cinema... And one day, during the next meeting, one of the girls carelessly joked about what they said, three provincial guys, didn’t read them, indigenous Moscow girls... Word by word, they fought; the soldiers turned and left, hotly telling their friends a bunch of ugliness. One of them served as a writer. And then a couple of weeks later, he accidentally intercepts a letter from one of these girls. It is addressed to the commander of the unit. He opened it and read it. Naturally, it was said that ordinary people behave rude, show disrespect, ask to take action... all in this spirit. The challenge is accepted. They gather together and start to come up with the answer. After printing it on the machine, they extract the stamp and, after fake the signature of the commander of the unit, send a letter. After a while, the girl receives the following message: “Dear Comrade, the girl’s surname. Thank you for your timely appeal... Your complaint has been considered, an official investigation has been conducted, the culprits have been punished... By the decision of the military tribunal, ordinary persons have been sentenced to death. The sentence is executed in such a number.”

Sex on the phone:
I’m now taking off one shirt... now the second... now the third...
Are you from Chernobyl?
I am from Verkhovna. It is very cold here...

From the comment of a girl who does not want to have children, about how her colleagues get detoxified ("pre-retirement age girls"): "Listen, well, when will you leave us in a decree? Do you know what to do? Hold his legs, hold it next time, hold it like a tick! They will not go anywhere afterwards – they will not give up on their own!"

I went to the “Alcohol” department yesterday.

Immediately he was "attacked" by a man in a white shirt:

To help you with the choice?

I’ve been buying whiskey there for five years, I know everything about stocks, and about Kegel, and so on.

In order to respect a man, I ask:

What is the difference between this and that bottle of whisky? It seems that both brands are single-sold, and the duration is the same, and the price is twice different.

I get an answer.

An employee of an alcoholic shop.

A serious office.

In Moscow.

In the 21st century.

His only task is to understand drinking.

In full seriousness.

With a high nose.

With knowledge of the matter.

Different types of grapes.



So how is it?