Latvian Russian speaker:
The Parliamentary News. Today, colleague Carlis of the ruling coalition in the debate on the budget decided to shine erudition and in the language of the original quoted the classic: there is nothing to spit in the mirror, when the curve is born. True, I did not remember the exact words and instead of the "rouge" said another word - very similar, also of four letters, beginning with "g"... Yes, colleagues forget the Russian language, well though some words confidently remember!

What can I tell you about Uzbekistan? I was born there in the late 1960s and lived there for two months. I remember nothing more. The passport is still of interest to the police.

Well, how can you not remember the story of a girl looking for a bridegroom for her doll and asking Ken. And the father brought Ken with another Barbie and two grandchildren.

She had to marry Shrek.

#flegmatic_vs_choleric

>> Well, a little patience is needed in communicating with people, yes. It is not difficult

> is it overwhelming? Are you inclined to be patient in communicating with people who do not have patience in communicating with you?

This is not just in the main, but in the comics. The first seemingly straight consists of pure patience, and the second is like caffeine protein in rage.

Twin life for the benefit of others only led by Batman

Smart women behave more sexually.
They have a job, a career, they are independent and they do not need to rely on a hole as a source of food.
When they want to, they are not obsessed with the inner prostitute, who is terrified that they are about to give a valuable commodity for free. They don’t have that reflex.
They just fuck with someone they like. And if he squeezes with a clove, then the scratch is stirred to temptation, not the vulgarly falling tits, and it turns out to be much thinner and more effective.
No, blue socks are not as smart as they seem. If they were smart, they would see it all by themselves. They are more complex and find comfort in books.
No, the saloon ladies who ah-I-read-all-coelho-and-my-mind-frighten-men are not smart the more. But they, somewhere unconsciously feeling all of the above, tried to grasp.

We had a similar dwarf on the street (in the private sector is not the courtyard, but the street is the place of residence of puzzles), which was 5 years older than me and constantly did all kinds of shit. Then he could swallow his face in the cake on a child's day, then burn it with urticaria, then pour it out with mud, then the ball from the pyre will swallow when I am at the gates. The collection of turbo fantasies and bomb-bim-bombs he also deceived me in an unfair way.

The last drop was when I gathered the bushes of God’s bushes (I picked 20 pieces in a glass – he was a naturalist) and played with them, and he came up with the words “let’s see” and rolled them out on the road and crushed them. All of them. With a provocation. I couldn’t even cry out of shock.

I have to say that my mother is a very devout woman and she always told me before going to bed to read a prayer and ask God what I want. So, from that day on, I always asked Godzhenka before I slept to let this guy die naked.

When he was 15 or 16 years old, he was taken to the hospital by an ambulance, and the next day we learned that he died of a myocardial infarction.

That is how I believed in a miracle. Since then, he has been very careful in his wishes.

A dark Saturday night. I am in a great mood enjoying family comfort and laying a pick-up, the children paint the painting, the husband looks with one eye in the series, the other in the phone. I went to the toilet and in three minutes I heard the scream of a wounded bison from outside the door. Given that my husband is not especially crying, from this scream my blood in the veins froze. I pulled off the phone and rushed to the toilet, climbed at the door, saying, "What happened, find out what happened to you?" The scream continues, I have thoughts in my head that I need to break the door somehow, but how, I have the strength, probably, will not be enough... And there is silence... And the voice from the door, say normal all the woman, you panic broke.

Do you know that he was there? Aliexpress announced the sale of 11.11. And there’s some shit, like proori in the microphone word coupon and get a discount on the product. The louder the nuts, the more discount. This genius closed himself in the toilet and gave himself a seam discount there. And I barely existed a brick factory, without any discounts.

I do some kind of video shooting in the kindergarten, how children play, eat, work - time spent, in general. And one of the moments that is needed for the next film is an interview of children on the topic "Who I want to be in the future". This is not an expert, parents with children think of the answers in advance. As usual, there are many veterinarians, dentists, police officers and supermen, sellers. One boy also gave an elaborate answer about a policeman and how he would protect people from criminals.

And here, everyone was interviewed, I removed the microphone, and this boy approaches me, who told me about a policeman and says, "You know, I really want to be different." No question, I write a double. The further dialogue:

I want to be a copper.

What will you do in this profession?

- to bury people when they die, so that they are quiet and quiet under the ground.

The version in the end, of course, had to leave with the police officer, I fear, the intelligent mother of the last confession would not stand.

Ctrastoterpetz Nicholas, who has sex in "Mathilde" is bad.

The Baptist of Russia, Prince Vladimir, who rapes and kills in the "Viking" - well.

A girl with a "unheard" mother:
I encountered similar in people with diseases of brain vessels. If it was with the mother recently, then she would be invited to a neurologist, possibly age, and if all her life is so, then apparently congenital vascular and brain damage.

XXX: I watched an amazing picture in the morning on an empty tank... There the sign of the brick turned, and before the departure a girl sits in the car and cries... I asked why she cries, it turned out she is late, and can not leave, because, as at the entrance brick, and at the exit brick...

- 52 kg, a nightmare, I weighed 58 in my youth and then stunned
I was over 3.5 kg and felt great! :)

This, by the way, is a sweet story of youth.

About 20 years ago, not a very large city. Out of the out-of-school leisure for children and adolescents - several circles, the district library and the garage (many alternate and combine). And then suddenly, almost like a gallion under red sails, a theater studio opens. He is a truly honored artist from the Moscow theatre, he has been seen by many on television. It is free!

In general, a year later it turns out that the deserved artist is not a pedophile at all, but the developed nine-year-olds are very appreciated (they look like all 20, and it is much easier to humble, and there are no demands for a man, as in adults, yet). The scandal was raised by one of them when he started caring for the other, and struck her. Then the most interesting thing begins: some girls moms in horror are taken from the studio, others are left and still charged for classes - in the first place, still a decent person, and not Vasya from the road, in the second place, maybe you fly - he marries. In general, the artist escaped from us after a while after that, did not endure what the mothers of the schoolchildren consider a potential son-in-law.

Catalonia's parliament declared independence from Spain. Buying Popcorn

YYYYYYYYYYYYY Why stock? What will be?

Zzzz: What is it? We will build the bridge.

Let me try the theory:

The very all-knowing, why the bread that is fresh, that is lying, if you eat it on the street always, ALWAYS so delicious? Just don’t rub about the house in the village, the fresh air, the sugar butt of a young neighbor who stands over beds on the morning landscape as an appetite stimulator. Even if in one hundred and sixteen floors to push your head into the window on the "fresh air" with a whirlwind in the teeth, the one immediately and the smell stunned, and the taste really becomes different.

Bread from ordinary white flour is a classic of fast carbohydrates. When used dramatically increases the level of glucose in the blood. This leads to the production of endorphin (hormone of pleasure), but for a full reaction requires increased oxygen intake, which is lacking in a suffocating room. I think that’s why picnics in nature are usually accompanied by increased appetite and good mood.

What does it mean to get rid of it by chance))) Today, an employee came to the office with the words " The prostitutes came to me...." after they fixed themselves " rumors..." - all rotting... We crack the whole day.

XHH: Tired of listening to the problem within yourself, about starting from yourself.
Listen, who invented this, strangers annoying? I bought an immature watermelon, the light bulb burned, the billions were shattered, the rocks on the road, the war and the earthquake - everything is in me, it is necessary to remove myself and raise my appearance.
XHH: You can think, I am such a god: I pulled out the pimple - a hobby, the deputy minister was removed. I stopped scratching - the roads stopped digging, washed with soap - the TV began to show all art and cinema, anointed with greenery - the offshores dissolved, charged, yogurt ate - it is terrible to think, the whole country healed stronger than from this miracle.
XHH: In general, guys, I checked, the problem is not in me. Take it higher.

There is no special place in hell for them, and there is no special place for you either. You went to hell to take the turn.

World-famous Scott Waring shocked the population of the United States and Canada with his statement that in early November aliens are activating and attacking North America.

Following the United States and Canada, aliens will strike China and Japan. Waring clarified that the victims will always be exclusively developed countries.

xxx: Russia, I understand so, they are not touched, they are afraid to sleep ))

Yyy: Is it you, the greatest Scott Waring? It cannot be!! Who is this?