My acquaintance with Sisadmin told me this story:
He came to me one evening, late after work, ate, sat in the inette, then we had sex with him.. in the morning mom knocks on the door, and he lies without cowards, I tell him:
Dress a coward or cover yourself with a blanket, or my mother can’t come to me.
What he says in his dream:
Strange, I didn’t change my password on the domain.

c) Finch

Kirli: Fuck, how to reprogram a cat?
+DeaTh+: Is it a Nafig?
Kirli: I told you that we moved.And the cat has a habit-when you let him into the house, he carries everything on his way, flies into the kitchen..And in the new apartment the kitchen is on the other side.I am already sorry to watch how he every time with a fresh дури enters the wall >.<

HHH: Sory, I have a battle with Winegret here just happened...
I ate him, and he vengeantly forced me to read all the air refreshers.
Thoughts: 1:1
XXX: 3:1... in his favour (((

The Prehistory:
Two weeks ago with his sister (15 years old) watched the "Paranormal phenomenon". The movie probably impressed her. A couple of days ago, someone in the door of the fence broke the eye, and the next day - broke the pen. It was everywhere, so I wasn’t very surprised (unfortunately, I couldn’t catch it), but my sister was scared.
Tonight I left my computer on, I went to work myself, I had to wait for one person. Waiting for 15 minutes, it became boring, decided from the working computer to go to his, with the help of Teamviewer. Usually, when I leave the house, the monitor on the home cut, and here, apparently, forgot. Well, I lay in my computer, went to the Opera, contacted, liked the photos of my friends, then went to see the photos that are on my screw... And there is a phone call from my sister. Such a dialogue:
I am ALO.
She (with a frightened voice): Hey... and where are you?
I am in the office, waiting for the client. and what?
...And then it comes to me, I begin to roast wildly and reassure my sister, say, it is I got into my computer and open various windows.
She also led her friend to the exit, left in the apartment alone. She turned off the light in the hallway, but her gaze accidentally stumbled upon the reflection in the mirror in which she saw my monitor. And on the monitor, the mouse opens the opera itself, puts likes, lists photos...
Thank God, I didn’t even think about the music.

Can the day of the police, which falls on the full moon, be considered a day of turn in the pursuit?

Absolutely major crane (M) twisting keys approaches the company of nephers, namely to the most popular and ulcerative girl in the company (D).

Girl, can I meet you?
D: No is not.
M: What if you think?
D: I allow it. Think of.
Q: Can we ride a car?
(D): Hm... on the face of thoughtfulness... What are you riding on?
A is out. *Touch the keys in the direction of the new mesh 3*
D: It is cool. Their own? Did Dad buy it?
Dad bought it.
Let’s get to know your dad, right?

She: I don’t have a boyfriend because all the boys want me just one.
Q: Do you want to fuck up?

Bleached
Now opened a photo of the solar eclipse on Google+.
The first comments:
AAA: Wow
BBB is incredible!
Ccc: Really great shot.
DDD: Oh nice!
The quality is not very

For my company, a cat can eat anything. Grapefruit with carrots in Korean, crackers, fried mushrooms, nuts, waffles, black bread with cheese... And black coffee or juice to drink.
This is with a full bowl of food.
As soon as I go to the kitchen - runs such a "mur-mur-mur", with eyes so interested, say, "without me what to eat gathered, what are your things such that they give?and "

Do you have that kind of shit too?

I did hell and the Holocaust here. I grabbed the tree that stood on the table in the pot, it fucked, and instead of grabbing the pot, I grabbed the tree that naturally remained in my hand.)
xxx: began joint efforts to remove the consequences (ground, leaves), brought a vacuum cleaner, knocked into one socket - not working. They went into the other - AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA Everything has been cut off.)

At the subway, a woman distributed advertisements and said quietly: “Hearing aids, hearing aids.”

If the ancient Greeks were Russians, Phobos and Deimos would be called Stremak and Siklo.

The daughter lists the words that today were asked to learn to write: "America, four, white...". But I was listening!!! to

In the morning I bought a note, and in the evening in Thailand a flood. Last year, the server had a memory bar – an earthquake destroyed several RAM factories. Can I buy Kalina?

A good academic leader will definitely teach his student something useful. My, for example, taught me how to smoke properly in the lab - next to the plugged outlet;)

xxxh: my linen week already calls me "pontiff"
I think she thinks I have pups.
I think she thinks you’ll soon be a daddy!
Tagged with: OO_OO

Fuck, here I am.
ZZZ: What do you mean?
Well, have you heard of TPs who dropped a guy because they dreamed that their boyfriend changed them?
Zzzz: Yes, it is a shit!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Fuck me tonight.
In general, we sleep with Anka after the Squawz, naturally in a drummer drunk and tired... I tried to stick to her, and she wasn’t in any, tired of talking and everything here... In general, I hz on what basis I dreamed of such a dream, but I dreamed that she cheated me with my friends, in turn with everyone and I have in my eyes! I can do nothing!! Shut up!? to
Zzzz: Has Hyacinth put you in? Have you reviewed porn?
xxx:hz, but in general I wake up suddenly, in my head such anger and outrage!!! Here she lies next to me... generally I know how I stopped myself not to kill her... there was a real desire... the anger sprinkled through myself... generally I now really understand these stupid things... And that, if I next time I meet you suddenly fuck you for anything, you forgive me. If you were here tonight, the fucking thing would probably come to you, my friend... I’t expect that from you! You’ve been putting a bitch in that moment.
Zzzz: Oh, you don’t get so nervous! OK to? People in white will come to you, don't be afraid, be calm, they will help you!

d0lboiob: Today the partner took off. He stopped at the zebra.To the left of the school. Students pass by. Age 16-17, cosmetics is not one car, two smoking. Behind them are three boys, also aged 16-17, who, in fact, watch the shapes ahead and try to glue them at the same time.
d0lboiob: The partner looks at the passing girls and says, “Like underdeveloped prostitutes, she is God.”
d0lboiob: Then the guys pass. The partner adds: “And these... primates with iPhones.
d0lboiob: Then he looks toward the school and says, “Shit, are you teaching hooliganism?”
d0lboiob: A minute after 5 his sharp penetration and he says loudly to me, “Epta! We studied with you at that school!”

A real man should be able to grab horns, not wear them.

My friend Andrew had a glass of champagne, but not an ordinary one, but with a little secret. The secret was that the foot of the glass could easily be turned away from the cup and twisted back, and how not look, but the place of connection is not visible. Often on holidays, Andrew put a small ring on the foot of the glass, while offering someone from the present to remove the ring without breaking the glass. The unknowing man, twisting the glass in his hands and not finding the right solution to this task, left this problem. Only three people knew how to remove the ring: I,
Andrei and his sister Lena. But Lena and I promised not to reveal his mystery, as the focus with the ring was used by Andrey in addition to entertaining the guests for another purpose. When I met a girl and decided to break up,
Andrei invited her to dinner, and putting a glass in front of her said, that he wants to marry her, but there is one condition! he marries if she takes off the ring without breaking the glass. Andrei was alone for a long time. This continued until he met the girl IRA in the park, it was truly love at first sight. Andrei gave her flowers, gifts, led to restaurants, made all sorts of surprises. and here
Andrei decided to take a serious step, he made an offer to Irene. What was his surprise when she answered asking for a glass with a ring, saying that she also wanted to pass this test of intelligence. But even more surprised and at the same time pleased how easily she guessed how to remove that ring. Unfortunately, the joy was not long.
Opening her leg from the cup and removing the ring, Ira immediately took off her earpiece, threw it into an empty bottle of wine, closed it with a dumb block and stretched the bottle to Andrew, saying, "I will answer yes, only when you get the earpiece out of the bottle, without breaking it, and without opening the block. After that, I saw neither Irma nor a glass with a ring, and Andrew had only a closed bottle of wine with a ring inside, as a reminder that you should not treat people the way you don’t want people to treat you.