From one forum:
" Funny to see reasoning about food from a person with a nick Diarrhea..."

For more than a hundred years, our company has been active in the market of telecommunications technologies development of 3D gaming applications.

In Russia, my new film Death of Stalin was banned. One person sent me a photo on Twitter where he was watching a movie from a laptop right on Red Square. I admired his courage. But since he downloaded the film illegally, I immediately it to the relevant authorities.
The pins )))

> I understand like no one else. I am 45 cm, and with an erection at all 90. I repaired my glasses.

You are the lucky one. I have an erection - so on the forehead comes and I lose consciousness. I am a virgin.

XHH: What is true is true. I have 30 cm and no erection. When I wear shorts, the member is down. And then one day I saw the most beautiful grandmother, my penis stands up and I almost wept at this moment, it was so painful, such a feeling that I almost broke.

I understand like no one else. I am 45 cm, and with an erection at all 90. I used to fix their glasses when I was sitting in one house at the bus, so once in the eye accidentally ticked, it was painful - not to pass.

<photo of a pad filled with something green and moist, from where the clock and minute arrows appear>

Design studio noktuku from Rotterdam on the creation of one copy of these wall watches spends almost 2 kg of invaluable Icelandic moss, the beauty of which is indisputable, but the care for it is a real hell. It looks like a broccoli plate."

The hell is when yours buy this ikebana for 35 euros, and you forget it, you will throw the ashes of a cigarette there.
<HolyWarrior> - Wall clock You’ll have to put that cigarette in order to catch up. There is a more interesting way to cause a scandal: remove from the wall, cook and eat.

So I want to bite and bite everyone around me.

Mikhail Olegovich, my dear. Here is a tour in Samara. Have fun!

“Did not the Gypsies try to squeeze your pockets or cut your bag, while the adults distracted their pen with their ‘puzzles’?” You are lucky. Just don’t think you have the norm."

The ethics of this subculture (as, however, many other closed social groups) is such that “alien” are perceived not as people but as “meat”, “mining”. This is the norm. Scene: maternity, a very young (14 years old) Gypsy is on the rescue, pregnant for the second time, the first was a miscarriage. She lifts up her belt from the window and cries to her 16-year-old husband: “You’re only there for me, look, don’t cheat!” What gets the amazing "return": "With the Gypsies - I will never! With the Russians you can?" And she answers: "Okay, with the Russians you can!"

You are a loser at all.
1ney: Even the wife left
1 and you stay.
I don’t know how this characterizes me as a loser.
1ney: and you have to pay the mortgage)

Berry juice is delicious. And absolutely useless. It is almost indistinguishable from 2% solution of citric acid.

In Singapore, the Swiss citizen Oliver Fricker, accused of acts of vandalism, was brought before the court. A sharp Swiss man penetrated into the protected depot of the Singapore subway and painted two wagons graffiti. Fricker could go to jail for five years, but it’s half the trouble. The problem is that the criminal is intended to evaporate the stem of the rotan palm.
This form of understanding is widely used, and the Singaporean Femida differentially approaches the persons who have violated the law: the most brutal corruption is subjected to drug dealers and rapists (and the procedure is stretched in time, the wounds are healed, and then a second and even a third turn is conducted), thieves and robbers get less, and the small criminal shushers are punished rather symbolically, but still painfully and offensively. European human rights activists intend to step up for the defendant, as they consider pork one of the forms of torture. Singapore lawyers intend to defend the tradition-sacred right to dispose of the buttocks
the offender at its discretion.

- 5 years of Singapore prison vs 6 beats! "Square and Square" Strange value categories of the author of the article

He is on the side of European human rights defenders, who can that the “inhuman” corruption will be replaced by another five years.

In the mid-1970s, my mother’s family lived in a village near the railway station. During the invasion, the station was located 10 kilometers from the front line of the Kursk Arc and was an important transport facility. By the next anniversary of the victory, the school announced the opening of the VOV museum and asked students to bring exhibits (helmets, empty ammunition).
My mother's house was just next to the railway, and the garden came out on the tranches left after the war. There, mother and sister and found exhibits for the museum - combat grenades. They brought home an entire box.
In the morning, they loaded full portfolios of grenades and carried them to school, to the museum. Not everything, only half the box. On the way to school, the sisters had to overcome the railways, and because the wallets were heavy to carry, they dragged them, tapping on the rails and stairs of the railway bridge. When the girls in the school museum unloaded a half-box of grenades from portfolios with the phrase: "We still have, we will then bring," the teacher assessed the situation.
The school was evacuated and a military commander was called. Military and a cargo car with sand arrived, grenades were taken away. He was taken from work and found out where the grenades were found. In that place, two other boxes of workers' combat grenades were found, which were taken by the military and exploded in the field. The soldier spoke very seriously with his grandfather, and his mother and sister were informed of the insecurity of their behavior with the help of the sickness. The collection of exhibits for the museum was stopped.

1: Invite the Gypsy to guess - break the pattern
2 cannot be. This is a complementary, symmetrical response. fighting with their weapons on their territory. In the best case, she will turn away, in the worst case - you will get a duel of views, or even easier - her relative will break your nose. Respond in an asymmetrical way. offer her to buy "A set of instantaneously rejuvenating creams from hives with rosomaha milk" or "Here are these incredibly powerful water filters"

During the sermon, the imam said that "women who think during sexual intercourse not about their husbands, but about beautiful actors from Turkish TV shows, are born gay children."

We propose to change it to IPAP.

Reveled dictatorship and feathers violin,
A loud teacher!
We looked at each other in the notebook.
Everyone struck as much as he could.

The year 1935. Changes from my grandmother.

Some experts argue that the enmity between Trump and Kim is caused by the conflict of their hairstyles.

I have long thought that green, iodine and alcohol cause burning wounds because the microbes die and eventually bite. This was “wiped out” by my parents, I could only refute it with the help of a careful study of the encyclopedic dictionary.

Before elections, treasury thieves become patriots.

Seven-year-old Tim was on a terrible mission to congratulate all of his classmates on March 8. They are 22, and there are only two guys. Parents offered financial assistance. The son proudly refused:
You gave me a thousand for February 23. There is still something left of the gift. Farewell to!

The next day, my father called from the store’s guard. Their child was arrested for theft. During the flight, it was discovered that he was caught together with a second classmate. They had a carefully calculated budget for 22 gifts, but on the day of the purchase the store had time to slightly raise prices. It was not enough for the only chocolate "Alenka". The boys remembered firmly that the gifts to all girls should be the same. So that no one gets offended. And the missing chocolate. They were caught with a poll.

My father came and got out. He called the head, congratulated him on the coming International Women's Day, and almost brought her to enthusiastic mourning with his story about the cause of this theft. I paid for Alena. The men were released without fines. At home, the father of Khumuro burst to his wife:
In our son, the knight and the troll woke up at the same time. The usual combination...

of Medvedev:
“We want to entrust the leadership of Rosatom to Anatoly Borisovich Chubais.
The Chubai:
I am ready. As usual? Fast and down?
of course. It would have been slow and unreasonable, we would have appointed Dvorkovich.