On the passengers of the trolleybus from the back of the pitch moves a giant ass on hairy legs, merging the glued pasta through the deck and threateningly bumping under the nose: okay, google, run-god bag...

xxx: Marinka bought a T-shirt with print "sysadmin's wife"
XX: There are only two nuances.
T-shirt size 52
XXX: I am an ophthalmologist.
XXX: Sysadmin in family

YYY: Today, a buyer from the future came to us in the electricity store!
Yyy: I asked the wireless connectors!
X: I did not find it, of course.
YYY: Why is it? I offered him the usual.
Yyy: Giving him in the hand, he told him not to connect the wires.
Yyy: After an hour, I brought her and asked her to check.
YYY: I honestly admitted that I can’t check. No other equipment has been invented.
Tesla invented something.
YYY: His relative probably.

An idea for Hollywood:

"Schwarzenegger was invited to film the sequences - "The Running Man" and "Conan".

How can he film there?! to

Given his elderly age, he can only star in films "Ele the Flying Man".

and "Connor-pensioner""
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Schwartz, with his current merits and status, just need to play Conan in the screenplay "The Color of Magic" of Pratchett, if enough self-irony then it will be a hit, 100%

I have only two teeth left for 30 years. So I know five hundred soup recipes. Let him be cursed!

Added
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This is:

How beautiful and astonishing is the life of a sclerotic - once every six months I try to get in the closet, I find a pencil, I rejoice, I unfold it, remembering that it has its edges cut off, I twist it and put it back.

In 2006, the Central Bank of the Russian Federation adopted new guidelines "On the signs of solvency and the rules of exchange of banknotes and coins of the Bank of Russia", if your penny retained at least 55% of the original area, carry it to the bank and exchange it.

And losing the opportunity to rejoice once every six months? Think about what you advise!

Buying furniture for children:
alex40041: the best lock from children is a two-noded rope!
senneka: Well, first, this rope needs to be attached somewhere else, and secondly, the box needs to be used, and the rope tied to two nodes will be tired of bonding and unbinding.
alex40041: I would have made it easier - twisted the pen
YAS1: It does not help.
Botopotam: he meant a child. and 8-)

The Literature:
> reading the posts of students, the question arises:
> did they go to school just to get rid of the army?

When I read your post, my hat slipped from me. If you understand what I am about.

Have I grown up, or have I become an idiot?

I decided to read how to celebrate the new year.

How to dress the tree in the year of the goat 2015
tk. Definitely your favorite horse (if you have it) will climb under the tree, smell it, in general, just spend time near or under it - must be dominated by balls of matte white on the lower branches. This color causes calm in most animals, and the maturity will not get into the eyes and irritate the glow.

What to put on the table in the year of a goat?
On the table must predominate the favorite dish of the goat - fish.
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Do you have a favorite horse? =) is

Keep your irritation better with you, you will look smarter. Your opinion about others is far from true in the last instance, but, judging by the tone of your post, with education and you do not hurt well.

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For a long time I wanted to smash the shit, to go out onto the square and shake up, but I was afraid that I would be done for this comment. Thank you for dissipating my fears - I will go to smash, and you are there on the square when you will pass by - keep your irritation with you, or let God look stupid you will become.

Schwarzenegger was invited to film the continuations - "The Running Man" and "Conan".

How can he film there?! to

Given his elderly age, he can only star in films "Ele the Flying Man".

and "Country and Trade ".

From the discussion: "How to define a language by the appearance of hieroglyphs?".

Would you like to tell me how to find the bottom up?
They met a Chinese man at the airport, printed his name and sailed.

The whole life is a theater and you eat in it in a buffet.

What kind of pasta do you have that clamps so that you need to wash or pour oil into the water? I have never had such problems, what am I doing wrong?
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Pasta is cheap, plus they digest them, plus they are eaten not immediately, but after a while.

They will never understand us.
A Swedish visitor came naturally from Sweden.
Covered the table. For a long time I tried to explain that in Sweden it is not common to eat so much, and the food is very fat...and the vodka is very raw...
More and more tried to eat silk (such as a usual product) really watered on top of onions and oils with raspberries.

Comment on YouTube under video about Loki.
Yes, the bad guys in movies are usually funnyly sharpened with: and if it wasn't for the devastating epidemic of a pre-mortem monologue, they would have long ago captured the world x)

Bagurban: You know, sunny, your charging to the phone is somewhat weak, overnight my cell phone charges about one-third. At night, it is always 100% charged.
...
Bagurban: I think I’ve understood what it’s like – our nights with you are too short.

How can you confuse top and bottom in hieroglyphs? As beautiful as well as right! I see wallpapers in the store – classic landscapes, talks, tails and poems, of course... ALL were hanged up with their feet. The hieroglyphs are fine, but the eggs? I told the manager. He looked at me angrily and said that absolutely ALL people are saying it to them. Strength and iron nerves.

What are good manners? Under the USSR, this was called the hegemony of the proletariat.
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In the Union, it was a shame to be uneducated, even in children's magazines about the rules of the label were written, it was under the liberals it became normal to walk with the downsides.

I went to the dentist yesterday. He said to do a x-ray of the sick teeth and come to him. After I did them, I decided to ask the opinions of a friend who is studying for a dentist in another city for the fourth year. I sent him a photo, which was as follows:

I am :
Understand something?
The friend:
The first MB pulpit. In the second picture, it can also pulp. Third deep caries
I am :
I would have been able to cure them by contact.)
The friend:
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
Open up more
burned
Assistant to file!
Channels are cleaned.
Shirt shirt shirt
Plumbing the channel
foot foot
Remove the surplus
Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy
They burned
all
Let it
I am :
Thank you, and where do I go? ?
The friend:
- Contact. already late ) and the salivary on the background I could not picture. During the whole process there was such a swipe swipe.
I am :
From what material is the plumbing?
The friend:
- lighted
Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy
Pip Pip, that’s what I did.