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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89645
 13.11.2013
You feel like you have a hat on your head when there is no hat on your head.
So my son was born.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №89644
 13.11.2013
by Lepra
XASSA: What do you think the ethics, mental disabilities, and morals would do if SEO was banned by law?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №89643
 13.11.2013
There was a great mess here. Here, there, there were pieces of somebody’s beard, fragments of horns, apparently of elephants, pieces of code.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89642
 13.11.2013
He when he met a girl-veterinary, she stated that he was ugly and far from his cat - by the name of Count Zeppelin, in the common people of Puzo - to obesity.
WOW: And what then?
The guy was not confused and approached the matter as a real engineer: he wrapped a cat’s bowl with a scotch to his radio-controlled T34-85 and made the animal remember that it was a predator.
WOW: And what then?
Well, the cat lost weight, but the girl, when she saw the tank fitness picture, stated that the guy is ugly and thick.
WOW: And what then?
HHH: And I fell from him, knocking the door.
Here is the straw!
It is natural, camaraderie. However! The guy did not stay in the print: now he meets with the girlfriend of that green-pieced - a yoga instructor! - who considered his method of raising a cat worthy of a real man))
WOW: The wicked one!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89641
 13.11.2013
xxx how to make money. Let the dogs fight.
Where to take dogs?
I know you xxx :)
I’ve seen these dogs on the iPhones. Today, the Mega-United of Chihuahua Nishaya AaaAAAA against the Pussy Riot!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №89640
 13.11.2013
Ragapega: One acquaintance lived at the house of a piton named Slavik. He ate mice. The owner had a lot of living in the house. There were mice in the bank. So there were two banks with the inscriptions "Muses for Slavik" and "Muses favorite".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89639
 13.11.2013
Increased Violence in Movies:
[xxx]: I suggest that all the pistols be painted pink and so that soap bubbles, butterflies and sweets fly out when shot!! to
They killed, killed, killed everyone around them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89638
 13.11.2013
XX: (about schoolchildren) a children's novel at the height: he created for her in the "maincraft" a separate world, where they walk together, collect resources, build houses - only two; she created in the "warface" her clan and first invited him and appointed his lieutenant. The same goes for Romance!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89637
 13.11.2013
XXX What did you play?
This is a game with three fingers.
xxx is?
In other people’s shoes.! to
Bowling is...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89636
 12.11.2013
Tags: lost childhood
My mom has a long-sighted
She taught aviation at an aviation school when I was 6 years old.
And when we were in quarantine in the kindergarten, she took me to work.
I was locked in the teacher’s room for every lecture.
WOW: Did it help you realize the whole sense of life?
I am a curious boy, and there was nothing besides the materials on the debris.
I still remember what a replacement alloy is :((

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №89635
 12.11.2013
Observations on the road confirmed:
They invented the naturalists. Therefore, pedestrians do not use them in principle...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №89634
 12.11.2013
Talk about how to raise a girl in her arms.

I was scared too for a long time. He trained on his brother (~80 kg). All doubts disappeared. =) is
This is, by the way, a great advice and everyone who is afraid of first sex! ? )

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89633
 12.11.2013
XHHH: We talked somehow, having a good time with a comrade in a bar, in a strawberry...
Wow, who would have doubts?
xxx: on the "recepshine" enormous uncle - cashier/securities
Kent broke up, and I rolled my pockets in search of the remains of Babbel.
XHH: I understand that I don’t have enough money, and by complaint, Kent also understands that.
and miserable wickedness.
xx: Kent says the terranovsky "not enough minerals" and was already going to unfold, but... here the huge uncle blinked twice, stretched the "ticket" and with the commander’s voice said "go go go".
Tagged: ahahahah
The most sad thing is that the eyes of the young people around us have remained drunken and unintelligent (the oldest).

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №89632
 12.11.2013
Images of the transmission of the Olympic torch in the open space flew around the world.
And only the Americans from NASA claimed that it was a falsification and filmed in the pavilions of Mosfilm. It is clearly visible the discrepancy of flashes on the astronauts, as well as the lights and shadows on the torch, so it is a set-up shot and it is unlikely that the Russians sent their torch in space at all.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89631
 12.11.2013
CAYPMAN: Well honestly, Blizzard’s games are no longer the same as before. Beauty is impossible, you play happy... the first 3 weeks, and then it becomes just boring. This is 10 years ago, if you sit down, then in six months you are out. None of the last games are flawed. No new WoW, no Diablo, no Hearts of Stones.

I remember the cubes.
It was an incredible year and a half. From six months to two years.
And later periodically reminded of themselves. As the basis for the fortresses in which the soldiers from the "Great Berta" were hiding.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89630
 12.11.2013
“It’s interesting, our friends from Spain will come in three months, can we talk to them? Or I can only say in Spanish "uno-dos-tres", "si" and "but".
It is " but it"!
And that I do not know...
This is "I don’t know"!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89629
 12.11.2013
> the rocket "Satan"... is it also sanctified?
"Satan" is in the NATO classification, and in Russian it is called "Voevoda".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89628
 12.11.2013
My 4 year old daughter complains. She says, “Mom, remember I asked Dad something. He replied, “Now I’ve dropped everything and ran, but I didn’t run!!!” It was ONOBMANNUL!and "

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89627
 12.11.2013
I realized the meaning of the word "wake up" today. The waking days are when you wake up :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89626
 12.11.2013
diak_kuraev> Interesting news from the life of the Moscow diocese I brought today from St. Petersburg.
The patriarch of the Optian suburbs in SPb, Rostislav (Yakubovsky) bought a motorcycle, left the monastery and married. Thank you for not lying. Good luck to you, young bikers!

openhell> But hair and beard for cycling do not need to grow.

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