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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10980
 10.10.2008
Well, that’s why the thick stick with the pen is so similar to antiperspirant...I went into the universe when I was walking, feeling like a penguin...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10979
 10.10.2008
Subject: The Routes

Damn how funny it is to look at these poor people. Abandoned by the world.
Throw away the mirror.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10978
 10.10.2008
XXX: Time is flying fast. The children soon
YYYYYYYYYYYY
It’s time to come up with the name... nick...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10977
 10.10.2008
1st Just don’t get offended, but you look like Harry Potter in these screens.
2) Do not talk
If you don’t want to get to know my magical stick :D
1st O_O
1st and Harry Potter! and Harry Potter! and :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10976
 10.10.2008
Asked a friend?
xxx (11:12:07 7/10/2008)
Did Spam get what to do?
yyy (11:15:47 7/10/2008)
What is your question in the box?
xxx (11:16:07 7/10/2008)
Write the sun.
yyy (11:17:52 7/10/2008)
Two words, one of them answer.
xxx (11:24:47 7/10/2008)
Yes, this is for the especially gifted, or I have a standard standing - there about the earth so they fucking who with caviar, who is Kapsom, call the bot, and no one is allowed to go to them, stumbled.
xxx (11:27:31 7/10/2008)
And if so?
The Name of Our Planet (WITHOUT CAVICLE)
and answers: Earth Earth Earth
yyy(11:32:52 7/10/2008)
Add two more answers: "winter" and "mars,bla"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10975
 10.10.2008
You are waking up a beast in me.
She says, “Haaah, what kind of game?
He is Scounsa. I want to scare, crack and run away. O_O

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10974
 10.10.2008
I woke up shortly in the morning, rolled the music to the full coil and ran the oral of the songs that were playing. Then he stumbled at the cat and fell in the corridor, for which he loudly and sensibly covered it with a four-storey mat. I washed the cloth, washed it. He took his basucha, began to laugh on it on the whole apartment, connecting it to a combo. At this time, he was still shaking his wet buttocks like a black metalist. Then he called Koresh and asked which couples. I said to him out loudly, “Hug these pairs, let’s go better in communication with the firstborns and swell!” and he agreed. At the end of the day, I remembered a mother's part and sprinkled it on the whole apartment. long over her.

He walked into the neighboring room and walked. It turns out that my mother has not gone to work and has been listening to what is happening in the apartment with her friend for an hour.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10973
 10.10.2008
I slowly pull my trousers off.
You do it often, and what about people?
He said, “I’ve knocked you on the head with a trumpet, you’re lying unconscious.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10972
 10.10.2008
Red@ I_ BeSt!y@ (20:14:57 5/10/2008)
Are you at home, man?

Simon (20:15:26 5/10/2008)
I’ve been a lady for 2 hours.

Simon (20:15:32 5/10/2008)
Oh shit...

Simon (20:15:35 5/10/2008)
at home.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №10971
 10.10.2008
Fuck, you read the tour, and there is a strange impression about Russia. There, the special forces take the safe from the companies every day, while the employees do not hesitate to talk about it.
Children can't figure out what's in the wool to the screw, and even in the old sights (which were used only 8-10 years ago).
The youth is divided in unequal proportions: one part wants to get acquainted, and the other part wants to get acquainted.
Women drop men because of some nonsense.
The children mock the mother, and the parents praise them for it.

Another part of the students are playing in pairs with the teachers, but the same are good! A little wrong - they will close the door on the key, fuck on the back with an airplane or a sign.

And of course, every second quote should show the damn of the United States. Of course, this is where the focus of violence and universal evil! Americans are so dumb that they sign pedals (they are so easy to twist, by the way)

The people! Russia has always been the intellectual center of Europe. Even in the worst times. I don’t know where your brains went, but they atrophy.

To the hooks anonymity: Shevtsov Viktor, Belarus.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10970
 10.10.2008
XXX is
of buildings=)
WOWU
Hello if you want to write anything to me, name the first planet from the sun (with the big letter)
HHH
Venus is
WOWU
Hello if you want to write anything to me, name the first planet from the sun (with the big letter)
HHH
Venus is
WOWU
Hello if you want to write anything to me, name the first planet from the sun (with the big letter)
HHH
Venus is fucking
WOWU
Hello if you want to write anything to me, name the first planet from the sun (with the big letter)
HHH
The fucking fucking Venus!! to
WOWU
Hello if you want to write anything to me, name the first planet from the sun (with the big letter)
HHH
Fuck you went on the fucking with your fucking bot and your fucking Venus, I hate the fucking Venus, and I hate you foolish.
WOWU
Hello if you want to write anything to me, name the first planet from the sun (with the big letter)
HHH
Mercury
WOWU
Why are you so long?
HHH
Studying Astronomy!Cut off your bot.
WOWU
I am 😉

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10969
 10.10.2008
25355 (saved 2008-10-05 at 16:35)
[19:34:41] <Muchas_in_Cades> well this is how to see
[19:34:57] <Seven-winged_five-handed> well you
[19:36:29] <dried_wobla> fine my cats I went
[19:36:44] <Ultramarine_Ebosaur> let the fish go
[19:36:48] <Coursework_Coursework>
[19:38:17] <[Root]Dr_Lektor> fuck anything

The spore? O_O

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10968
 10.10.2008
26479 (saved 2008-10-08 at 20:50)
The Roman:

Yesterday I caught myself on the thought that on the way to the toilet I removed a cowboy another 2-3 meters before him. Not to be forgotten by guests.
___

Man, get stuck with that hernia. And after the divorce with his wife also did so, but did not pay attention to the symptoms in time. The same day I went to the office. Keep it short... :(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10967
 10.10.2008
- See, the girl has already grown up, soon to get a passport, the boys drive home, mom nahuy sends.
Mom stay away. Can you sit with a beard in the cup?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №10966
 10.10.2008
A friend told me a story today. The guy (called Dima), after another drink, goes home on the autopilot, approaches his house and can not remember which floor he lives... He climbs to the 7th floor, and decides to check whether he came right... He calls the door, then follows this dialogue:
Who is there?
Dracula, and Dima House?? to
No, he has not yet arrived.
Then take it!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10965
 10.10.2008
Sunshine
Hohma was a fucker.

Sunshine
roots on the wheel (motorcycle cross) in credit maza webся

Bolt (02:05:44 6/10/2008)
Moving on?

Suncheezzze (02:07:02 6/10/2008)
I scratched the bumper and the faro. I approached, looked, got a beat of baseball and with a scream "pizza, one cock at the casco" fucked the lighthouse to the end)))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10964
 10.10.2008
A guy a week ago wrote an application for dismissal - tomorrow is the last day to work:

Geqsogen: Can I have a beer?
Zwerg: Yeah, I’m going to work tomorrow – I’m going to walk off the hammer – I’m going to light up.
Geqsogen: And that they’re going to joke? Will she be fired?!! to
Zwerg is blue! Exactly ) )

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10963
 10.10.2008
The phrase from the book "Windows Vista for Tea Books" - "Everything on the desktop can suddenly disappear. Most likely, it’s caused by a failed attempt by Windows Vista to do something useful.
How beautiful it sounds and how beautiful it sounds :))))))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10962
 10.10.2008
XHH: You didn’t laugh at life, but fucking, did you say that calling out spirits is a terrible thing? O_O
It’s terrible... but not with fools like you!!!! to
Tagged: xd

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10961
 10.10.2008
In the first class there was a funny case.We then started teaching C#.We put a good, but psychotic (and a bit deaf) teaching.He was constantly screaming at those who understood the language.I remembered one of his "conversation" with a student:

-"data you place in the method!Method in the cycle!Cycle in the main().A needle in the egg! an egg in the chicken! a chicken in the nest!and "

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