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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89505
 10.11.2013
Let's make a movie - Utopia - The Planet of the Enots!
Category: Pacific Enot
XHH: Enot of steel
Title: Cross Enot 2
Tagged: Enot da Vinci
E means Enot.
XHH: Uncorrected shell
Operation E or Other Adventures of the Enot.

And it all started with - "Dnyuha you, I wish the power over the whole world and that your children would rule because they would not rule the monks!!! andquot;

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89504
 10.11.2013
I wanted soup for lunch. I brought from the house a bowl of broth with such good pieces of meat. At work, I get a rolltone bag, throw out all the bags with powder sauces, and throw the slice into a heated "normal" bouillon.
At this time, employees come in, and what they see: on the table a package of under the usual fast-soluble fige, in the plate a recognizable bowl is cooked, from which serious pieces of beef look.
Every entrance person expressed a keen desire to study the packaging more carefully!
I even had to share the effect.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №89503
 09.11.2013
From the article on the Hubble:
“The transition to graphene will open an entirely new era – the frequency of electronic devices can reach terahertz.”
Exvel: Well thank God. You can keep fucking.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89502
 09.11.2013
Today in the morning, a running line on TV: the Olympic torch will be dropped into a diamond mine.

It reminds me of A.A. Winged

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89501
 09.11.2013
The Blondes:
Theme: SAAN
I am not a blonde.
but to melt, how, how, tell me,
transformed into a stopper.
pages of the text if it is written
The capsule? In normal form? This is
Can it at all?? to
You are so dumb. 😉

you highlight the entire text (ctrl + a), then press (shift + F3) until only the letters at the beginning of the sentence are left as headings. But with names and names of their own will have to be tortured.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №89500
 09.11.2013
What only people will not invent to justify their anti-Semitism))
They would hate Jews just as they should be ashamed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89499
 09.11.2013
Will the Olympic fire be returned to the gods?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №89498
 09.11.2013
here here :

XXX is autumn. and viruses. How to use Kaspersky for children? >_<

Buy antivirus package "black garlic + onion", get a gift utility "tea with lemon", update 3 times a day.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89497
 09.11.2013
We also work with young people at home. The alphabet was mastered..oh and hard Weakness is not, there are gaps Putam for example U and C
She said:" Until you write Me and Ball, I will not let you"
Brings a notebook... a wave line and a circle.
"What is it!?" I ask
-son:" (to the line showing)-this is "miu"-sound fluctuations, and the circle is the ball"
... :D I let go, I went and drank valerian.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №89496
 09.11.2013
This is the classic TP of the Best (!wtf?) is :

#8 08.11.13 20:43

A friend of the ex:
We were not ashamed at the end. I especially hate him.
Because fucking it is okay.

I sincerely hope that your RIGHTY, and thank God, your EX-boyfriend will find a just as decent girlfriend. And to you, I sincerely wish for a deer once every six months with which you will constantly fight and hate, the frost is brainless.

The World V

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89495
 09.11.2013
The sexologist told (he is a psychiatrist-psychotherapist) - a man comes, begins to carry some purge, he, like a doctor, and writes a diagnosis - "bred". And then it turns out, it was said on television.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89494
 09.11.2013
This is:

And why most of the quotes from the series "This country cannot be defeated" tell about the rare lobbyism of the inhabitants of "This country"?

Here is why:

Never fight the Russians. At each of your military tricks they will answer with unpredictable stupidity. Otto von Bismarck, Chancellor of the German Empire

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89493
 09.11.2013
Veim: Remember the moment from the Lord of the Rings, when on the Kazad-Duma bridge Gandalf shouted "Run, fools!", and himself went out one-on-one with Barlog to not share with the team the exhibition for the raid on the boss? And in the next book appears all white, in a new legendary shirt and all that. It burns cattle!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89492
 09.11.2013
aaa: Roskomnadzor decided to go deeper into the question of what else should be banned on the Internet, which spheres and categories of information can still be covered by the law on "black lists of sites" and announced a competition to find professionals-analysts, who will, among other things, study pornographic content and provide the agency with services to conduct relevant expertise of materials published on the Internet.

BBB: This is not a joke. Regulatory documentation should be developed so as not to distinguish pornographic content from cultural content. Or even an expert confuses the fallos of David with the fallos of Vasy Pupkin from cheap porn

ccc: It is immediately apparent that you are not in the topic.
This is David’s fallos, and the WP’s h..y!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89491
 09.11.2013
xxx: What is the name of the song "Belly Anus of Satan"?

It shows that even the helpless and omnipotent devil has defects and sorrows.

XXX: I am under the table after your comment)))))


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №89490
 09.11.2013
and hello. I have a mini SIM card here in my new phone :( Where can I cut a Sika?
Siku can be cut off by a rabbit.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89489
 09.11.2013
to this:

In short, as you call the yacht.
by Artyomovsk. The Donetsk Oblast. The store "Fish shop"

The address plz, also stumble the hood!!!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89488
 09.11.2013
A discussion of the machine in the Moscow metro, which issues tickets for the assembly.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! This is what I would put on "Grandmother".
WOW: at every station in general))
And that in buses too, and in trams, and at the airport, and at the station, and in the bank, and at the refuelling station.
Ohhhh... exactly! How much time do I need to sit down to buy a RJD ticket? There will probably be sleeping there. and :)
In order to get from Moscow to Khabarovsk by train, you will probably have to run a marathon first.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to Khabarovsk.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89487
 09.11.2013
Medical Mystery
Funny puzzles
A student at a medical university examination was given a human bone. The examiner asks: "How many bones do you have?". The student said five. The examiner said, “It’s wrong, you only have two hip bones.”
But the student was right. Why is?

#3Published by Born to be happy in Chat, 10/24/2013 - 20:59.
The student was right because she was pregnant, and it turns out her bones had two, another two baby bones in her belly, and plus one bone she held in her hand.

#4Published by aleksisto in Vs, 10/27/2013 - 07:18.
Oh, she has only one leg (or on the other hip prosthesis), she is pregnant with a twin. No other bone at all.

Reply to
#5Published by qwas in Sr, 11/06/2013 - 14:10.
Or as an option - Uzi showed that the child is three-legged.
p.s You need to write "Nothing at What".

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89486
 09.11.2013
I sit down, play skyrim, write with a girl.
She: What is she busy with?
I am playing.
She: Oh, you are a child!
I (I myself)
She: I am an adult man, I even get married this summer!
What are you busy with, old man?
She: I look at the multitude.

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